Living my best life
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Such a garbage thing to say. Drives me mad.
Already mentioned above but “just popping on to stories” to show us something, usually something they’ve been gifted. God they're so good to us!!
Jumpsuit
These little squares
This community we’ve got here
The grid/ new post on the grid
This community we’ve got here
The grid/ new post on the grid
What’s with this “instasisters” which should be instapersons 
A male may want to attend 
A male may want to attend 
Goals
I’m a big fan of xxx product used it for years #ad
Trolls
#kindly gifted but actually an ad
I’m a big fan of xxx product used it for years #ad
Trolls
#kindly gifted but actually an ad
“Just popping on to show you...”.
Influencers solely blaming Instagram’s algorithm for the lack of likes on their posts 
Showing you their ‘realistic’ morning/night routine. Isn’t that real they’ve done their hair and put some foundation on then make out they look ‘rough’
I especially love the skin care ads that claim to be so loyal to the brand and won't use anything else, next month, read their skincare blog which features every product but the one they swore by on their ad, and, if we are SUPER lucky, the following month will be another skincare ad from a brand they are so loyal too, and yep, nowhere on that blog was it.
People saying they ‘inhaled’ their food, aggravates me whenever I see it!!
This was inhaled it was so good ... no hun you just ate it like you normally bleeping would
This was inhaled it was so good ... no hun you just ate it like you normally bleeping would
Definitely the bleeping "Tribe", " find your tribe", "love my tribe" "find your tribe and love them hard"... can you make a teepee? then duck off!
"the fambam".... what?! ( incites rage)
"This mama is so tired" and " mama bear"
"loving my little nuggets" ( children).. reuugghhhll
" hey guyyyyyysss.. so"
" ... and I just really love it, it's the best ever"... okay out of all the things you say are the best ever, only one can be, you buffoon.
"hello my lovelies".... makes me want to punch somebody out the very second, incites SO much rage.
and probably the worst of all, Zanna Van Dijk's " hello my little nuggets"... nug... nuggets....... excuse, what?!? Another that makes me want to go on and jump off a bridge. I don't care how it came about, it's maddening.
And this is an action, but when they do a story zoomed in on their face and then refocus to some product or something between their legs or on their stomach after flashing some boob, with swipe ups and all that. Are we talking about the product, actually, or is this just an excuse for you to stare at yourself longer? First when you recorded it, again when uploading to IG then YOU'RE probably half your views once it's gone up. Jesus.
This is my all time favorite thread on all of tattle. I have nearly peed myself and I've laughed like my grandma's friend does when she starts laughing and it turns into wheezing. The amount of cynicism here makes my life. Thank you all!!!
"the fambam".... what?! ( incites rage)
"This mama is so tired" and " mama bear"
"loving my little nuggets" ( children).. reuugghhhll
" hey guyyyyyysss.. so"
" ... and I just really love it, it's the best ever"... okay out of all the things you say are the best ever, only one can be, you buffoon.
"hello my lovelies".... makes me want to punch somebody out the very second, incites SO much rage.
and probably the worst of all, Zanna Van Dijk's " hello my little nuggets"... nug... nuggets....... excuse, what?!? Another that makes me want to go on and jump off a bridge. I don't care how it came about, it's maddening.
And this is an action, but when they do a story zoomed in on their face and then refocus to some product or something between their legs or on their stomach after flashing some boob, with swipe ups and all that. Are we talking about the product, actually, or is this just an excuse for you to stare at yourself longer? First when you recorded it, again when uploading to IG then YOU'RE probably half your views once it's gone up. Jesus.
This is my all time favorite thread on all of tattle. I have nearly peed myself and I've laughed like my grandma's friend does when she starts laughing and it turns into wheezing. The amount of cynicism here makes my life. Thank you all!!!
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Anyone that uses the phrase “bae” 
When influencers / instamums say they are running competitions because they want to ‘give back’ 
What a load of balls, you’re either doing it because you want to up your following or you’ve been paid to flog all the products you’re giving away. Don’t pretend you are Mother Teresa.
What a load of balls, you’re either doing it because you want to up your following or you’ve been paid to flog all the products you’re giving away. Don’t pretend you are Mother Teresa.Flipping hate that phrase! Living my best life being a f*cking lying broke twit for 'the gram'. They're so full of tit.‘Living my best life’ and constantly using the same adjective because they don’t know how to describe anything.