The Things Influencers Say That Make You Squirm

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Tribe, as in ‘find your tribe’
Pull up the drawbridge.
Reno
Inspo

I only ever see these monstrosities on Instagram.
 
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I feel honoured to have been sent this (£6 worth of ass wax and a crappy bath bomb)

Oh you guys are the bestest

Hello my lovlies.. (condescending cu*t)

I was approached by this fab company. (I messaged and begged this crappy company and guilted them into free stuff)
 
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You’ve got this mama or just mama in general 🤮

Dress/shoes/house/of dreams

Solo parenting (Gives me the absolute rage🤬)

Reached out (to another influencer)

Kindly gifted/ad/so lucky to be working with

Care to play along? (Not used so often on instagram now but was regularly said when the whole WYDN was a fad)

That dress though - followed with a 😍

I have this thing with floors/tiles whatever it is (no you don’t your just copying ever bugger else that has those Instagram famous tiles.

I could go on and on and on 😂 pretty much anything said on Instagram!

Oh and girl/mum boss and strong girls club especially when it’s written on a slogan t shirt - 🙄
 
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You’ve got this mama or just mama in general 🤮

Dress/shoes/house/of dreams

Solo parenting (Gives me the absolute rage🤬)

Reached out (to another influencer)

Kindly gifted/ad/so lucky to be working with

Care to play along? (Not used so often on instagram now but was regularly said when the whole WYDN was a fad)

That dress though - followed with a 😍

I have this thing with floors/tiles whatever it is (no you don’t your just copying ever bugger else that has those Instagram famous tiles.

I could go on and on and on 😂 pretty much anything said on Instagram!
This. Is. Everything. ❤

(Oh crap, I'm turning into one of them aren't I?)
 
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I’ll link *whatever they’re flogging* “down below”

Every time I hear that I just think vagina 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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Lol agree with you all

So so for greatful why double so
Always kindly gifted
Living best life detest most
Parenting/marriage goals
Even that sillly emoji where hands up in a circle think means perfection.
Team nope they your family.
Squad hope they your freinds.

Im sure there must be more.
 
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‘Guys I’ve had loads of messages about plum, so for those asking..here’s the link’

Real word Translation: no one is asking about plum, but I’m going to make it look like loads of people are really interested..in the hope someone will join, and I can make money off them!

Seems to be the thing to say at the moment ‘for everyone who’s asking, blah blah blah, swipe up’
 
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