Vegan leather. Its plastic for goodness sake 
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"a trainer" "a chunky knit" .
Drop that towel and resend 
Yes!!! It's a pair of trainers, or are you only going to wear one?
A red lip - what? top or bottom? FFS
any one of the 10,000 quotes that all basically say to be kind to one another- oh do duck off!
It's not a saying, but bloody pointless boomerangs. Look if what you are showing can only be made exciting by using a boomerang........IT'S NOT INTERESTING.
Same pet peeve. Also, finding other "channel appropriate" names for their followers (remember Louise Pentland and her "sprinklerinos"?).Referring to subscribers as 'fam'.
'Ifam'
'Bearfam'
'Fizzfam'
"I'm so excited" about EVERYTHING. Honestly just about every influencer is obsessed with saying that about every little mundane occurrence in their life
HANDSNUMS
When they are doing a tour of a room and they point out things like “here we have a window, and a candle, this is my cooker and my utensils and stuff” yes we know, we can see. It’s like they’re so above themselves they start to think having a window in a house is a bleeping privilege 
- So many of you have been asking (we haven’t)
- Sorry I’ve got so many messages I can’t respond to them all (but it’s your job? I get 100s of emails, calls, texts at work every week and I can’t just ignore them)
- HI GUYS HOPE YOU’RE ALL WELL - do you really though?
- *insert brand* have so kindly offered me a discount code for my amazing followers - translation - I begged for a discount code and I’ve failed to mention I make money every time you purchase
- I’ve added a swipe up for you - translation - I’m actually getting paid if you swipe and purchase, I’ve not actually done it for you, I’m doing it for my bank balance
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'curating my life'
What does this even mean? Your life is a gallery and you need to move a painting before an exhibition?
It just smacks of self-importance and too much time on your hands
What does this even mean? Your life is a gallery and you need to move a painting before an exhibition?
It just smacks of self-importance and too much time on your hands
Holy tit, what twatty IGer posted this?!!
Yes please share!!
Honestly, never seen a more accurate “what all influencers do” post.
"I've been trolled by a gossip site"
I've linked it in case anyones interested...
X has kindly gifted me.....
Or when they say goodbye then continue for a few more stories
X has kindly gifted me.....
Or when they say goodbye then continue for a few more stories