The Things Influencers Say That Make You Squirm

[Scarlett30]

When they say “NO YOU.... (insert caption)
When talking about something they did.

Like nails down a chalkboard for me

 

[Fatima]

Okay, 2 youtubers this week have said "what a barrrrg!" when they mean "what a bargain!". Nooooooo.

Nearly choked on my coffee when I heard
“ so here , we’ve got a sofa situ”, pressed rewind 3 times to confirm.
Meaning sofa situation .

 

[Elsass]

So bored of them all wearing headbands and commenting that they look life Blair Waldorf none of you match up to Queen B

 

[Fatima]

Influencer that write « I’m in the train/I’m bored/I have to wait 30’, ask me anything » on instastories are very rude.

 

[pinkrobot]

“Pinch me moment” - followed by some reveal of the fabulous opportunity/collab they are doing because they are so worth it.

 

[Heptonstall]

You guys
Hun
Hello my lovelies

Making memories (a full on binge)
Relationship goals
Anything goals
Gifted (No, you were GIVEN it, you’re not an institution or prodigiously talented )
[This food] was soooo good!

 

[Kittenclaws84]

You guys
Hun
Hello my lovelies

Making memories (a full on binge)
Relationship goals
Anything goals
Gifted (No, you were GIVEN it, you’re not an institution or prodigiously talented )
[This food] was soooo good!

Technically you can't say given, it has to be gifted for advertisement purposes. But agree with the others

 

[Heptonstall]

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Technically you can't say given, it has to be gifted for advertisement purposes. But agree with the others

I see. Thank you, not being an ‘influencer’ myself I didn’t know this. Still sounds wrong and still annoys me though.

 

[goyellow667]

"You guyses" has to be the worst for me. "I bought this because of you guyses recommendation". Christ.

 

[theblackpearl-xo]

Smash a huge thumbs up

 

[Lars Guinard]

Describing a look/facial expression as ‘a mood’...I don’t get it!
Something giving them ‘all the feels’.

 

[Flyingbaby]

Vibes
And it’s a kinda day

 

[Fatima]

"You guyses" has to be the worst for me. "I bought this because of you guyses recommendation". Christ.

Jacklyn hill always says that.

 

[Libbie]

I’ve got an adult headache!!! No, you have a hangover!

Living my/their best life

 

[Itsnotterrys]

“Just brought this from the shop”

 

[Youtubegossip]

“I reached out to xxxx and they kindly gifted me xxxx”

 

[HitchhikingGhost]

'If you havent done 'X' have you even done 'Y'' insert whatever acitivity it is.

'No you're crying'

'If you know you know'

 

[WatchingandJudging]

I can’t wait to show you this.... {insert gifted item here}

 

[SoTired]

"I really enjoyed working with (insert company)"... Hinch says this when she's done a collab.
The only work she's done is tell them of her vast following and asked if she can have it for free.

 

[little green ant]

"I'm a [insert generic cliche here] kinda gal"
It's GIRL not gal