How the fuck do you invest £3 million in marshmallowsChrist his marshmallow company lost £3 million at one point. Don't know how it is still going. Rank.
I work in investments and I can't comprehend it eitherHow the fuck do you invest £3 million in marshmallows
I tried to look at the records on companies house but wouldn't let me click on anything strangely.Looks on companies house that startup and development loans totalling £3m are on the books as owed, with a few name investors taking a punt - it’s not rare for this type of company to be sold to a larger one for £10-15m. It looks to be selling £750k of stock a year and making £200k on that in the last year on record. Investors include that Nick guy who founded Moonpig and was on Dragons Den for a while, he’s got cash to speculate with all day long
I thought that was Meghan for a minute. Had to do a double take!True, but according to Google the company was created in 2013 and Google suggests she was dating Nico Jackson at the time. Who btw isn't too bad looking at all. Her husband is meh. There's rumours swirling that he sexually abused his staff too.
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James Matthews is who I said earlier on.Just looked at Boomf’s accounts. Ouch. Those reserves are painful. They refinanced last year by issuing preference shares (which get a fixed dividend and rank above the other shares on winding up) to pay down a bank loan: suspect that their net debt was making them an unattractive prospect.
The list of shareholdings is interesting. Nick Moonpig Jenkins is in there all right, but this would just be a fun investment for him, the equivalent of a normal person chucking in a couple of hundred pounds (he’s not daft - he’s got the biggest slice of the preference shares). The remainder of the shareholders seem to be family friends and poshos that dear old James has leaned on, including Pippa’s husband, that well-known financial genius James Matthews. I’ve seldom seen a private company of this size with so many shareholders. It rather smacks of, “let’s all chip in and give James something to keep busy with”.
Now that Pippa Kate are married off, Ma and Pa Middleton will have more money to help James and his soon to be wife.I know, but I felt that it was important that his financial genius should be acknowledged.
I thought the same when I saw MM for the first time!I thought that was Meghan for a minute. Had to do a double take!
I never realised before that her and Pippa looked so alike.
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