Haha that is a truly daft rabbit hole. So William's the Brit version of Patrick Bateman and has somehow got away with this when he couldn't even get away with shagging Rose Cholmon-de-posho-whatsit (sorry
@Yel I absolutely believe this rumour and I think Giles Coren was made to be the fall guy cos no way does he have the aristo status to originate such a rumour).
I'm more on the side of divorce, Kate's gone full Tammy Wynnette and is refusing to cooperate with the spin machine.
Although I would be interested if anyone has any translation or can read the Spanish media reports of medically induced coma, seems like a crazy thing to invent from scratch.