Current theories about Kate’s whereabouts include: A BBL, botched plastic surgery, divorce, affair, beaten into a coma by an alcoholic william, sectioned, rehab, joined isis, got a fringe and had regrets, is banksy or she’s just fully dead.
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I saw that one the other day. A load of H&M stans really going for that.
Another I just read is that she’s a master jewellery thief because some tiaras have gone missing from the royal collection.
Here's the thing though - the Royals are having an absolutely hell of a year so far - the King's cancer/ Catherine's surgery and two week hospital stay, and then Thomas Kingston's very sudden mysterious death. If William had covid for instance I can actually see why they wouldn't announce it - King Constantine's memorial service showed how desperately short of people they are at the moment having to rope in people like Andrew and Fergie - that's desperation. They are looking very weak and vulnerable.
I saw a full thread of people demanding "proof of life" from KP this week - proof of life? What do they want exactly because lets be honest the same people claiming she's dead are the same people who would claim a photo was fake 
I seriously worry for the brain capacity of the mass population sometimes
I seriously worry for the brain capacity of the mass population sometimesIt's probably not the majority of the population though. It's just some people on Twitter. I don't think most people are thinking too much about it.I saw a full thread of people demanding "proof of life" from KP this week - proof of life? What do they want exactly because lets be honest the same people claiming she's dead are the same people who would claim a photo was fake
As the saying goes ... 'they walk among us'I saw a full thread of people demanding "proof of life" from KP this week - proof of life? What do they want exactly because lets be honest the same people claiming she's dead are the same people who would claim a photo was fake
Nothing too tin hatty, then.
My fave is the fringe.
Obviously I don’t wish any of them harm, but this made me laugh … “Saltburn-ing” them 
Just had a message asking me what's going on and they sent this:
Don't know what the bottom right picture is meant to be about, though
Don't know what the bottom right picture is meant to be about, though
Most of the insane royal theories are nutbars on Twitter. The only non-internetty person I’ve seen comment is my dad, who saw a news item on Charles and murmured “they’re dropping like flies.” The Kate thing is definitely becoming a meme, though. Luckily no one sensible gives any credence to the domestic violence theory, that’s gross. I love the fringe one
One thing that cracks me up is how some of the people getting horrified at all the Kate speculation and conspiracies are the same people convinced Meghan and Harry made up their kids. The internet is so cracked.
Maybe Andrew’s poisoning them all?
This is my thought. Kids are gross, even ones that go to posh private schools. One of them probably brought something delightful home with them. It’s still winter after all. Princes are not immune from the illnesses us paupers get.
He hasn’t. It got misconstrued !
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The bottom one is people seeing them practice and assuming it’s for a royal funeral but someone on here explained what it actually was (can’t remember what but definitely not a funeral).Just had a message asking me what's going on and they sent this:
Don't know what the bottom right picture is meant to be about, though
A photo with a copy of the day's Sun or Daily Mail should clear everything up.
The Prince of Wales will not be attending today because he could tit through the eye of a needle!
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