I can already foresee the Christmas flog - Lazy Susan sat on her fat arse cackling over something that isn’t funny.
Creepy Noel shoving pigs in blankets in the oven
Paper plates with workhouse portions.
Sophie opening a chavvy handbag.
Chloe looking like a RuPaul dragrace drop out.
Sue on the Prosecco with the girls.
Boys on the lager - not Luke he’ll be on the Prosecco with Millie!
Kids opening plastic tat one after another with zero appreciation. Casper crying, looking lost cos he can fine his pile!
Bonus point for Sue wrapping Noel a Hugo Boss T-Shirt/Hoodie and a used pregnancy test that’s positive
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Excess food and plastic tat to rot in the garden until summer!