Just out of interest, who would you prefer to have a relationship with - Mark or Jeremy?
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jeremy, at least life would be entertaining
also the idea of "fish pie, then missionary sex and newsnight" doesn't appeal I seem to recall an episode where Mark wants to have phone sex with Sophie while talking about Andrew Neil and politics!jeremy, at least life would be entertaining
Mark is so vanilla, uptight and utterly safe; whereas Jeremy is the complete opposite, especially around the bum
Honestly I’d pick Super Hans or Johnson before I picked Mark or Jez 
oh yeah if they were in the running i'd much rather either of themHonestly I’d pick Super Hans or Johnson before I picked Mark or Jez
Also how good is Geoff at being Geoff. What a magnificent hole.
And on a slightly different tangent, if I had a choice of having a date with Sophie, Nancy, Big Suze, Dobby, Elena or Toni... I would probably opt for Dobby, if only because I've always fancied a bit of "interrailing" , and she seems a bit more grounded.Honestly I’d pick Super Hans or Johnson before I picked Mark or Jez
I'd date Dobby and Super Hans. Hans is extremely attractive.
Robert Webb is my weird crush 
100% dobby, all of the others are awful! who would be your least favourite of the women? I really cannot even decide
Toni - back-stabbing, two-timing attention-seeking drama queen. No thanks100% dobby, all of the others are awful! who would be your least favourite of the women? I really cannot even decide
Nancy - means well, but has agendas, not least trying for arranged marriages in order to stay in the country
Sophie - Overbearing, sometimes quite controlling. But has some good qualities that appeal
Big Suze - She's a bit too posh and picky. Seems high maintenance.
Elena - Very cute, but might be hard work in a three-way relationship, plus her drug dealing activities, and tendency to not get involved in complicated issues and passing the buck onto others.
Out of all of them, perhaps Toni would be least fave, and then Sophie and Elena
Talking of Nancy reminds me of the wedding episode..
'oh Nancy, don't marry those gays'
'how about instead of i do, I say do I, as in do I ever'
Then the awkward first dance scene with Jez on his own as Nancy has gone to the job interview
'oh Nancy, don't marry those gays'
'how about instead of i do, I say do I, as in do I ever'
Then the awkward first dance scene with Jez on his own as Nancy has gone to the job interview
The happiest administrative procedure of our lives!
Jez would be fun in the beginning (and he’d go to Hastings to buy bread for you) but then long-term he’d inevitably cheat/lie/run over and eat your dog and I just could not put up with the laziness.
So I guess that means I’m going with Mark?!
I'm addicted to watching peep show!
I don't know why Sophie had two men always interested in her though?
Dobby really annoyed me too. The casual swearing, not liking the cat mark got for her, being rude in general in the way she spoke sometimes. Never without a bf either? Weird.
Elena was also a pointless character. Bit irritating.
I liked Johnson: stick that up your dojo!
I don't know why Sophie had two men always interested in her though?
Dobby really annoyed me too. The casual swearing, not liking the cat mark got for her, being rude in general in the way she spoke sometimes. Never without a bf either? Weird.
Elena was also a pointless character. Bit irritating.
I liked Johnson: stick that up your dojo!
The thing about Mark though, is that he's a bit creepy in that he'd want to know what you were thinking, where you were, and who you were associating with! Plus he'd try and hack your email account just to find out what you were saying about him. But at least your bum would be safeJez would be fun in the beginning (and he’d go to Hastings to buy bread for you) but then long-term he’d inevitably cheat/lie/run over and eat your dog and I just could not put up with the laziness.
So I guess that means I’m going with Mark?!
Johnson doesn't like women at all, especially Big Suze (sold for £450 from Jeremy) and Sophie and her big arse! Plus, does he look like a "sausage dog fucker?"
Oh god I forgot about the email hackingThe thing about Mark though, is that he's a bit creepy in that he'd want to know what you were thinking, where you were, and who you were associating with! Plus he'd try and hack your email account just to find out what you were saying about him. But at least your bum would be safe