The Only Way Is Essex #10

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I love Bobby and it's a shame he left TOWIE!



"I won't turn up to your fat club"
"If I went into a thesaurus and looked up aggressive there would be a picture of Gemma Collins"
"I'll rip that cheap wig off your head"


"I think you've failed majorly at diplomacy class... at tact class" šŸ¤£



Gemma is always throwing people under the bus so no wonder her and Bobby were always falling out. E.g. when she fucked off to Harry's for a BBQ.

One of my other favourite lines is when Bobby goes to Arg "you're giving my hole a headache" šŸ¤£
 
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I love Bobby and it's a shame he left TOWIE!



"I won't turn up to your fat club"
"If I went into a thesaurus and looked up aggressive there would be a picture of Gemma Collins"
"I'll rip that cheap wig off your head"


"I think you've failed majorly at diplomacy class... at tact class" šŸ¤£



Gemma is always throwing people under the bus so no wonder her and Bobby were always falling out. E.g. when she fucked off to Harry's for a BBQ.

One of my other favourite lines is when Bobby goes to Arg "you're giving my hole a headache" šŸ¤£
Gemma's also always throwing drinks over people. What a lovely person šŸ¤Ø
 
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I didn't really like Bobby he's a show off that played up to the camera and his one liners were even funny
 
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Ella was also sleeping with Stephen Bear and used to practically throw herself at him in the sunbed shop he ā€œmanagedā€ for his brother. Probably old news to some people.

Danii Lambert has been overly friendly with Dan Osborn on several occasions and his friends and theyā€™ve given her 0 attention back. Sheā€™s another beg a lot.

Kelsey has started escorting and if you see Chole Khan is all over her.

Ella has been paid for services as well as a ā€œboatieā€
I actually genuinely thought that was what Kelsey was up to for the first time the other day. She did a Q and A and someone said would she live in Ibiza and she said no but she could definitely she herself living in Dubai. I thought to myself she will be the next one heading out there to work in ā€œreal estateā€ šŸ™ˆ Its sad because she seemed a nice girl on Towie, all be it about as bright as a 10 watt bulb! But nice overall. Itā€™s such a shame she is doing that to fund her bullshit lifestyle and wants to keep up the reality tv image. She most likely thinks working in retail is beneath her and couldnā€™t go back to a normal life!
 
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I actually genuinely thought that was what Kelsey was up to for the first time the other day. She did a Q and A and someone said would she live in Ibiza and she said no but she could definitely she herself living in Dubai. I thought to myself she will be the next one heading out there to work in ā€œreal estateā€ šŸ™ˆ Its a sad because she seemed a nice girl on Towie, all be it about as bright as a 10 watt bulb! But nice overall. Itā€™s such a shame she is doing that to fund her bullshit lifestyle and wants to keep up the reality tv image. She most likely thinks working in retail is beneath her and couldnā€™t go back to a normal life!
Kelsey was a SEN teaching assistant before towie or something along those lines I think!
 
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It's a shame that these young women seem to think that a normal occupation is beneath them and definitely not enough to live up to the influencer lifestyle. Ella and Kelsey have barely left school / sixth form. Already working as brasses.
 
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I didn't realise all those people had been with Stephen Bear šŸ¤¢ I'll have to get back on his thread not looked for weeks
 
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Lydia is the worst, acting so above everyone else. And yet...
She was quite hoity toity. I read her book (please don't judge me!) and she seems to love herself. She's also the Sarah Beeny of Essex (allegedly!). We should start a list of failed TOWIE businesses - I'll start:

* Harry's World - crappy shiny things - Harry Derbridge
* Fusey - Duck-logoed Joey Essex clobber
* Lucy's Boutique - prom dresses etc - Lucy Meck
* Charlie's Deli - expensive coffee and doorstep sandwiches - Charlie Sims
* Lockie's Kitchen - as above - Baron Silas Greenback
 
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She was quite hoity toity. I read her book (please don't judge me!) and she seems to love herself. She's also the Sarah Beeny of Essex (allegedly!). We should start a list of failed TOWIE businesses - I'll start:

* Harry's World - crappy shiny things - Harry Derbridge
* Fusey - Duck-logoed Joey Essex clobber
* Lucy's Boutique - prom dresses etc - Lucy Meck
* Charlie's Deli - expensive coffee and doorstep sandwiches - Charlie Sims
* Lockie's Kitchen - as above - Baron Silas Greenback
Chloe's Beauty Bar - beauty salon cum bitching corner - Chloe Sims
 
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Chloe's Beauty Bar - beauty salon cum bitching corner - Chloe Sims
Of course :) - there was also another Chloe who was a silent partner/didn't appear on screen. The sign should have been Chloes' Beauty Bar*

*I have been voted Mrs Pedant 2022.
 
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She was quite hoity toity. I read her book (please don't judge me!) and she seems to love herself. She's also the Sarah Beeny of Essex (allegedly!). We should start a list of failed TOWIE businesses - I'll start:

* Harry's World - crappy shiny things - Harry Derbridge
* Fusey - Duck-logoed Joey Essex clobber
* Lucy's Boutique - prom dresses etc - Lucy Meck
* Charlie's Deli - expensive coffee and doorstep sandwiches - Charlie Sims
* Lockie's Kitchen - as above - Baron Silas Greenback
Didn't Dan and lockie have a tattoo parlour when they first came into it aswell šŸ˜‚ and Bobby a hairdressing academy šŸ˜‚
 
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Jessā€™ underwear shop
Danniā€™s clothes shop
Lydiaā€™s clothes/dress shop
Markā€™s club
Iā€™m sure Amy had a salon in Brentwood at some point too??
 
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Bobby and Charlie's event company
Arg's band
Lauren G's salon (shame it got petrol bombed)
Tommy's club
Jake Hall's kid clothes collection
 
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Gemma had a clothing shop
Billie and Sam had Minnies - not sure if you can call that a fail but not sure the actual shop is still there?!

Megan McKenna also had a restaurant which is now shut
 
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She was quite hoity toity. I read her book (please don't judge me!) and she seems to love herself. She's also the Sarah Beeny of Essex (allegedly!). We should start a list of failed TOWIE businesses - I'll start:

* Harry's World - crappy shiny things - Harry Derbridge
* Fusey - Duck-logoed Joey Essex clobber
* Lucy's Boutique - prom dresses etc - Lucy Meck
* Charlie's Deli - expensive coffee and doorstep sandwiches - Charlie Sims
* Lockie's Kitchen - as above - Baron Silas Greenback
Meganā€™s steakhouse

Bobby and Charlie's event company
Arg's band
Lauren G's salon (shame it got petrol bombed)
Tommy's club
Jake Hall's kid clothes collection
Petrol bomb or insurance job šŸ˜™šŸ˜™šŸ˜™
 
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