The Michalaks #4 Claiming sobriety,what were they thinking?It’s not semantics when they’re still drinking

[Emmasaaaars]

Omg she's infuriating. All about UPF free food and health and then an add for f***ING muller light, an insanely awful upf product. Full of aspartame, flavourings etc. She is such, they are such hypocrites. Literally do anything for a dime. Have they no shame. And her voice. What is with the weird childlike enunciation of her words.

 

[ellyjelly2]

I hate this! It's not "lol" that steff is wearing noise cancelling headphones whilst baking with his kids. It looks like he's not taking control of the situation, or being in the moment with his kids. What message is this giving the kids? That their chatter and noise isn't important to him?
Baking, or any activity, with kids is to me such an important time to bond, you might start chatting about things that worry them. I find it sad, not funny, they are only young like this for such a short time. The Michalak kids are almost out of that age of doing baking with a parent, and they aren't toddlers so surely the noise can't be that unbearable?

I'm also editing to add that Hannah sharing the pictures and words Rufus had put in his book over sharing, it's his personal feelings and thoughts she's sharing which he may not have been comfortable with. This is a boy who had mental health issues in the past with hair pulling, why not leave it between child and parent than use as content for your stories?

Yes well remember, Hannah, earth mother, ware these when Grayson was 3/4 weeks old so she couldn’t hear him crying to be fed because she wanted him in a routine! Plus her glasses of Prosecco in the afternoons, great mum.

 

[Pushyplumb]

I don't watch the vlogs anymore either. As someone else said they are just too depressing and a Stef ego trip. All his woe is me, no one has spotted my genius yet, how can tik tokkers be more popular than my silky montage of Hannah putting on her make up?

For years I have wondered if Hannah regrets marrying him. She used to have quite a few friends in the mummy blogger world. She seemed well liked and knew how to have fun. He always looked down on her music taste, her friends, her having fun. Not cool enough for him and now they seem more co-dependant than genuinely happy together.

 

[peebleweeble]

I think you have to be mad to let go of a family home when it’s your only chance at property investment - they seem to operate under the assumption they’ll have more money one day but the grass isn’t always greener.

You’d think will all the self help books they say they’ve read they’d be more content with their actually quite easy and privileged lives.

 

[Camperfan]

Well the coffee is launched, and it's just bog standard organic coffee? Not sure how that aligns with the whole "Glowstate" thing. I felt sure it would be one of those "added health" coffee.

Struggled to find more expensive organic coffee online, found some 250g at £11. The Michalak offering is £12 something, from a couple with no background in this and are again basically just repackaging bought in stuff.
It's "carbon nutural" though - I do love their typos, do they not even bother to spell/sense check stuff?!

 

[Camperfan]

They could have bought a much more modest house and had a smaller mortgage. But for Hannah it had to be the big Bath stone period house, rather than a 1960s semi.
Lol at them in London moaning priced out of market only to buy huge house, and rent a large attractive home while (largely unnecessarily) renovating it (I liked the original kitchen more!).
Now they moan priced out of lolling about doing as little as possible and can't move to Portugal.
What do they even do all day long while both kids at school??

 

[ellyjelly2]

So Hannah likes walking the ‘pretty’ way home, whilst allowing her kid to pick the very things that makes it pretty! Also considering she just loves the yogurts she’s been promoting, why has she made these ones?

 

[Camperfan]

Wanting office space is insane! They've both got a personal office space in their home. She not long ago renovated hers. Why on earth does she need office space? So many of us work from home a lot of the time now and make do with the kitchen table or a corner of the room, a whole personal home office is more than enough! A friend of mine even employs an assistant who comes and works from her house a day a week as office space is too expensive.
It's not 2009 anymore when all the bloggers/vloggers seemed to equate getting an office and staff as a badge of honour that they'd made it.

 

[Sansaaaa123]

The absolute irony of Hannah reposting a video talking about the importance of spending time with kids and not being on your phone around them- don't Stef and Hannah literally wear noise cancelling headphones while with their kids?

 

[evoway13]

Firstly that’s so shit, secondly Google five star review is all for her Yoga!

The ASA contacted me immediately. The Michalak's appear to have cleaned shop by removing the term 'alcohol dependency' - but, they cannot use reviews for Hannah's old yoga for their new company..............it proves they read here though.........Stef bragged that 2000 people have 'signed up' .......yes, probably for the free downloads.........and they've changed their IG to 'we are glowstate'........Wantfeed was a more wider appealing app......and that hasn't done much. People will invest money if they like the people behind it........The Michalak's just aren't likeable

 

[Lifestyle86]

Hannah on stories sat in her ice bath, no Ad no gifted even though it was only last week or so. Also Stef saying Hannah is getting her boobs off this week just feel in bad taste. She’s having her implants out. We know the reality for most women when they are losing their boobs. Maybe I’m over sensitive.

What a twatish thing to say…typical Stef!

You’re not being over sensitive @ellyjelly2 - he is being an insensitive, thoughtless twot!

 

[Chocolate2008]

THIS is a “treat”?? Half a slice of bread with a bit of margarine and a glass of water?

In prison maybe!

 

[Dublin18]

I’ve never heard of anyone having a turmeric deficiency before?

 

[LaughingCow]

The influencer glory days are over yet they still drive a Tesla, own a camper van, live in one of the best parts of Bath. They travel for month 2 years in a row & can afford private surgery.

 

[Lifestyle86]

Sorry…off topic….but @evoway13 whenever I click on this thread…I always think your profile picture is Stef in a wig! Makes me laugh every time!

 

[Miss LDN]

They think running away will be the answer. I understand why they moved out of Clapham with a small child. Getting that first rental was ideal for them to settle in Bath. It was in the golden years of influencer's and Gleam. That's peaked. Having made a home for themselves and got the kids settled into school, in an area which is ideal for families, I don't understand the need to uproot at this time.
Stef will always blame everyone else. They need proper jobs/new careers. Now it's his ADHD or mental health. Must be exhausting living with him.
I fear for the children missing their friends and school.

 

[ellyjelly2]

Thing is as much as they have assets we don’t know how much they actually own and how much is borrowed/mortgage/finance. I would say sell and move to smaller house but it may be they don’t have a lot of equity and it just wouldn’t be worth it The crying poor is a bit much though. Their house is priced in the current market near the one million mark. They own the camper. The Tesla. Stef has his dads bike he just spent a grand or so on. The boob job. The artisan food shopping or M&S. the weekends away. None of this happens if you are really financially struggling. The bloody blackout cards are his whole personality now, something he didn’t even create. Another idea stolen off the internet.

 

[Emmasaaaars]

Jeez you'd almost feel sorry for them. It's utterly mortifying their carry on. I wonder are they petrified of not being able to literally live (their bougie life) and pay mortgage etc.
Get a real job Hannah and some stability you absolute leech.

 

[peebleweeble]

They certainly can’t pretend they’re spending much time working when they’ve taken on that great big allotment. Shows how much time they must have on their hands!

I’ve got two small plots in my grandads garden, been growing things for a couple of years now and I honestly don’t know how stef thinks they’ll be at all self sufficient any time soon. Unless their allotment is much bigger than it looks and it’s their new full time job haha

Knowing them they’ll get bored of it and get kicked off after ruining it for the next person. I’m predicting a moany video at some point from stef about “allotment politics” portraying himself as a victim as soon as their allotment neighbours start to complain about the state of their plot which will no doubt fall apart within the year.

That is unless they literally work hard on it - which I can’t see happening!

 

[Camperfan]

Had to say no to a £3.50 ice cream for her kid but happily spends an extortionate amount on skincare and products for herself .. laughable

Plus the story before she's there with a takeaway coffee (which probably cost more than £3.50) and a Cano can of water. But let's face it, no surprise, her and Stef both seem self obsessed and selfish parents.