The Markland Home #5 Gemma still thinking she’s a holiday hotty, please no more snaps of that scrawny botty

[noseyparker80]

Good god what a snooze fest who does she think she is at all?

 

[SoHereForTheGoss]

Her Centre Parcs trip being cut short is hilarious. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

Also why is she still advertising that skin sulking thing that marked her faces last time. She would literally agree ro advertise anything the needy scrote

Why was it cut short?

 

[silent watcher/reader]

Sorry not sorry but these people claiming yo be getting up to 2000 on this utter bull. Do they not think it mayb kind yo fonate some clothing or such like to some refuges or people in desperate need but not do it for clout but because they don't need the money like this greedy b. Not sorry I think she's horrid

She’s not going to do that is she.
She’ll be getting all her business cheap shite off there I bet!

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Pretty sure you can’t just whack a drone up where you like! Has she got permits for that?

 

[Glam321]

What a daft tattoo kyle got.

 

[badsecretsquirrel]

Looks of that cruise may as well have gone Benidorm. I actually fancied a cruise before she started posting about them. The stop offs are nice but the on-board stuff is just not my vibe. I want to relax in peace and quiet not be fighting for a sunbed around an overcrowded pool while Barb throws some shapes in the pool to Mr Boombastic

it's because she likes the big ships, god knows why. the small ones are much better.

actually, thinking about it she probably likes the big ones because she never gets off, so there's more places to go onboard.

 

[Bobbiewilson]

SEA CAPTAIN TATTLE!! Hop aboard our thread hun

 

[gc but not that one]

She’s unbelievably superficial. Not a good trait. Nobody likes a bragger. She’s all fur coat and no knickers.

literally!!!

 

[Shazblag]

Wish she would get that poor dog a raised feeder, poor thing struggling to reach down to the floor, while she is grifting more free dog food, She’s had boxers before she should do better, and bragging about raw feeding and then gives him packets of cheap treats from B&M, make it make sense.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Doing an add sitting down with a glass of wine but preaches she doesn’t drink alcohol

She will do anything for the gram. She's such a fake. Wonder who is ready to expose her address yet. Scumbag she is.

 

[SoHereForTheGoss]

Well done karma u good girl... She's playing so well today. First greedy now markland. Keep going lets take down all these entitled twats down a peg or 2

Why what happened?

 

[Glam321]

I'm still desperate

OK who puts fake tan on their chest and face whilst there hair is down? Also what's with the tash?
I've said it many times before but those bloody lashes - they look ridiculous. She needs to put one more on inner bit of her eye.

The tash was probably a freebie. We know she doesn't turn down anything free lol

 

[noseyparker80]

Liar

 

[SoHereForTheGoss]

Pretty sure you can’t just whack a drone up where you like! Has she got permits for that?

Yes they’ve all the permits and legal ‘stuff’ you need for different countries.
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Burnt to a crisp again, she never learns.! Why are people so dumb for a tan?

 

[RoundTheTwist]

That top on her lounge dsuit looks too small.

Doesn't look a good fit at all does it. Tight shorts and a boxy half zip hoody and she says it's taken a year of trying different ones until she doing the perfect one? That being the perfect one. Dont even look like they go together.

 

[Doodlebug71]

So where is Kyle do we know he hasnt featured making a dick of himself for some time?

 

[Coracapa]

I'm still desperate to know where it is. Not to stalk her, but to see the house and what it was originally like.

 

[SuzieMCR]

So where is Kyle do we know he hasnt featured making a dick of himself for some time?

He’s there … flying his drone , etc. but doubt we’ll get the lowdown on why he’s gone incognito. I mean, don’t blame him. The camera doesn’t love him Maybe his mates have been ripping the pee out of him? There’ll be a reason for sure.
Love how she’s recommending people book a good quality hotel. Easy to when you’ve grifted yourself a PR package luv. She’s trying to negotiate a code for us though Tbf I do think she ‘promotes’ these places better than some you see but she’s just out for whatever freebie trips she can get (as a PR or an educational in her new role as a travel agent ) to look the part of the seasoned traveller she wants to be seen as. Whether she’d put her hand in her pocket to go these places otherwise … ?!

 

[RoundTheTwist]

I've just clicked one of her Amazon links and it shows BL4 as the delivery postcode. Do you think that's hers? It's not my postcode

Quite likely. Daft cow after all the efforts she's gone to and going to to hide her location. She's now giving out her postcode to fulfil her own greed.

 

[Glam321]

She’s mentioned passing on enquiries before - presumed to the mates (the ones with the kid) and also said ‘the girls’ will get back to you hence me thinking she’s had her Bespoke minions on it. But she’s definitely recruiting for them. How many idiots would book through her to earn her loads of money??

Definately not. Wouldnt give her my last penny. She's such a scamming beg