Said by Yorkshire men who insist a toasted teacake is a toasted CURRENT teacake
The lodge guys #27 Whinging ****** using Patreon as bankers. Dishonesty is the only policy
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But then they would know that you are not supposed to halve your scone with a knife but supposed to tear it apart
The twats live in Yorkshire, and marvel at a castle built 200 years AFTER Yorkminster.
"Look at this view!" as they stare at themselves in the viewfinder.
I find it odd how the had to add a hire car on when they could have brought their own vehicle. Oh, wait. It's because the five of them can't be in a small space for prolonged periods of time.
I'm glad the kids finally had a fun day on holiday. The Codependents suck the fun out of EVERYTHING.
The mugging for the camera is revolting.
They're desperate for views, and their campervan holiday has been a dud.
Thick, arrogant weasel farts, they are.
"Look at this view!" as they stare at themselves in the viewfinder.
I find it odd how the had to add a hire car on when they could have brought their own vehicle. Oh, wait. It's because the five of them can't be in a small space for prolonged periods of time.
I'm glad the kids finally had a fun day on holiday. The Codependents suck the fun out of EVERYTHING.
The mugging for the camera is revolting.
They're desperate for views, and their campervan holiday has been a dud.
Thick, arrogant weasel farts, they are.
So what have we learnt from today's episode?
If you put clotted cream on a warm scone it melts.. WELL YES
Merlins cave fills with water when the tides in, but the water line alone goes waist high.
What interest does anyone have in seeing 2 grown ass men emptying a chemical bog.
And leigh looks absolutely terrified at the thought of no facilities, he'll have to use his wipes.
If you put clotted cream on a warm scone it melts.. WELL YES
Merlins cave fills with water when the tides in, but the water line alone goes waist high.
What interest does anyone have in seeing 2 grown ass men emptying a chemical bog.
And leigh looks absolutely terrified at the thought of no facilities, he'll have to use his wipes.
This "van life" series is thrilling, we get to see a new place to empty the chemical toilet every episode!
The Lodge Guys #28 "Shitter Was Full!"
"The price for the castle is £21 but we managed to get in for £19". I bet they have a sunflower lanyard in their pockets just for that very reason. I wonder which one plays the Carer? Or do they take turns?
Class, I've been waiting for this
Probably leigh, cos nicks the dribbling drunk
The poor girls were freezing when they were made to play in the cold sea late poor masha was shivering prick you are a thick bleep !
Did they explain how they got the discount? Did they have a coupon or something like that? If they were pretending to be a carer then I hope the £2 was worth it. Awful bastards.
With lumps in it
Which castle did they visit
Think it was Tintagel Castle. It looks like theres two prices one which includes donation and one without donation. I reckon that they instructed to remove the donation hence why it came down from £21 to £19. It looks like this would of been prices for peak season as opposed to standard prices for September.
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Watching Prick emptying his beer shits down a hole sum up The Lodge Guys channel perfectly.
It’s quite obvious after last night that it’s their next move. Think it was prick who said they’d buy one next year and pouty jumped in and said later this year but it will be a doer upper. Bet it’s only a 2 berth though so no kids will be allowed
And to think only a couple of weeks prior he was getting stuffed off half a toastie/sandwich/teacakeSo he orders a plate of huge prawns an Indian meal the a dessert of crepe and Nutella and blotted cream was this the same day as the huge breakfast sandwich and cream tea? Yet calls everyone else gannets or pigs!!
what happens to we’re leaving all the beach stuff in the back of the car so we always have it ? Arrive to swim at the beach and NO towels!
More top info from the travel agent. It’s called a castle but there’s not one there . Using the sav nav to negotiate away from smaller roads only to be sent down SMALLER roads.
Getting his wetsuit on for a swim but only going in waist deep.
Why is prick the one to do stuff with the kids? Obviously uncle pouty has to many body issues to go in the water with them.
No sign of IBS yet but the claustrophobia got a mention and he still went anyway.
It’s 36 degrees so they go back to the camper, sit inside ,then switch the frigging hob on the make a vegan cup of tea!
. Using the sav nav to negotiate away from smaller roads only to be sent down SMALLER roads.Getting his wetsuit on for a swim but only going in waist deep.
Why is prick the one to do stuff with the kids? Obviously uncle pouty has to many body issues to go in the water with them.
No sign of IBS yet but the claustrophobia got a mention and he still went anyway.
It’s 36 degrees so they go back to the camper, sit inside ,then switch the frigging hob on the make a vegan cup of tea!
Masher should have been told to stop saying "eeeww" loudly when other paying customers were trying to enjoy a meal
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