I would go with you! I’m off on one Saturday, sadly not the same as the Kearns & sadly not gifted
So won’t be able to get any in the wild shots, bit sad about that. How funny would it be if a Fezza was onboard.
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So won’t be able to get any in the wild shots, bit sad about that. How funny would it be if a Fezza was onboard.
Look at his bendy little goblin legs. He looks like Stretch Armstrong.. without the stretch. W
Pun intended for your stupid cruise.Hahaha an investment!
my investments that I’ll have into my 50’s include superannuation and a share portfolio, cos I don’t spend every cent I have on trivial tit for the gram.
Hope they fall overboard on their cruise
my investments that I’ll have into my 50’s include superannuation and a share portfolio, cos I don’t spend every cent I have on trivial tit for the gram.
Hope they fall overboard on their cruise
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I totally feel you on the jealousy front. I’m not a cruiser but I definitely see the appeal - I get seasick and anxious at the thought of a cruise
I hope you can get away somewhere nice soon, with people you love
Since she’s seemingly in her Gossip Girl era, this seems timely.
And she's linked it for all her POOR followers who can't afford her expensive pair. How fn rude
Right, so originally I took 'cruising' to mean they were going to be cruising around town, going out for date nights or something. But an actual grifted cruise...the stripey fits make more sense now, she's in her nautical Hyacinth Bucket era! Weird choice of outfit though heading off on a cruise; big ol' trench, pretty woman hooker boots. Not that I'm surprised , after all #neverforget the unitard era, when only Sez could try to make it go from day to night. And Brandley looking like a wee bubbah toddlah...hope he's got his fanny-pack.
It’s freezing in Sydney today, why is he always wearing shorts?? He looks so dirty like he smells and tired.
She really really does
Two poo brown trench coats seems like a lot for someone who “doesn’t buy many clothes” 
I would cruise with you
I bloody love it so much! I admit total jealousy too, I'd love a gifted cruise! She'd probs love to get gastro, another opportunity to drop some extra kgs!Laughing at the 'out of office' on her post - hun, to be out of office you actually have to have a job
Doncha know, if you say something enough times you’ll start to believe it!Two poo brown trench coats seems like a lot for someone who “doesn’t buy many clothes”
I don’t buy many clothes.
I’m a successful influencer.
Red lipstick suits me.
My kids are thoughtful, loving and kind.
Brad is a hot dad.
I love being loved by Brad.
Brad is faithful.
OMG… I know someone on the same cruise 
And how about the 'I don't drink'
You do Sez, you just don't drink much. But when you're throwing back cocktails on a cruise, plus made a point of saying on your a ad about the patches being good for hangovers...you do drink babes.
View their stories and posts with a fine toothed comb for anything interesting in the backgroundOMG… I know someone on the same cruise
So the $1400 boots (not the cheaper ones she shared today for us povos) were bought to wear on a boat?
They didn’t call them CFM boots in the 80s for no reason
This could be Brandley’s lucky cruise
They didn’t call them CFM boots in the 80s for no reason
This could be Brandley’s lucky cruise 
A small excerpt from the school's weekly newsletter - are the kids in the right school?
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Yeah but…do they make your weekends free?
Where are her kids bibles?
that’s not my bible, my Jesus is more hairy…
That’s not my bible, my Jesus is a bit shorter
I have three handbags and two pairs of sunglasses lol. I have a work handbag, a day-to-day casual and a going out handbag. My husband and I both drive both our cars and if I move the sunglasses I lose them so I keep a pair in each car.