There is no way it’s an early gift, it’s just a “here you go you greedy little
duck” gift. Just because he got drumsticks 2 weeks ago. There is no chance he was taking lessons prior to this, I cannot grasp your kid showing a small interest in something and in 2 weeks you just go all in, the whole hog with a brand new drum kit.
There are so many second hand ones for sale, for a reason too, people don’t stick with it, parents and neighbors get
bleeping sick of the noise.
We all know how much I hate the rat toothed cunts, but they just get worse and worse as the weeks go by.
Brad has al but disappeared, Sarah thinks she’s fading away to a skinny shadow, she is all about mirror selfies these days and that’s getting
bleeping old, her gym shorts are cutting off her circulation, I would hate to know how many thrush cases she’s had since she doesn’t shower and lives in those putrid sweaty 3 sizes too small lksd gym shorts
![Nauseated face :nauseated_face: 🤢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f922.png)
As for the kids, well they are ugly, spoilt little show ponies.
Can’t wait to see Finn’s actual Birthday gift.
If anyone ever doubts it they do enough for their kids for their birthdays, please don’t, this pathetic family are not the benchmark or goals at all.
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Gym shorts shouldn’t be so tight that they are cutting into the meat