I may have just wee'd a little bit with laughter
I may have just wee'd a little bit with laughterDunno what Turdy Spaghurdy would have said coz I can’t understand a word he says.
The drumsticks are around $30 but what’s the best he’s in his Travis Barker drummer boy phase, there will be Blink tickets hidden in the fucking chocolate box right?I’m not against getting your kids a little something for Val’s Day (IYKYK), but a box of chocolates each plus a crappy teddy is excessive. As if they want a little bear like that. They’ve got plenty of stuffed toys. Don’t even get me started on the drum sticks?!? Does he have a drum somewhere?
Do you think that caused an argument? If I was Knox I’d be like “WTAF!? Why do I have this lame ass bear and he gets a actual present?” Butttttt I’m not the kindest, most respectful boy in the land. Dunno what Turdy Spaghurdy would have said coz I can’t understand a word he says.
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That is the schedule of someone that has absolutely no friends or lifeI was flicking thru kin stories and it said she had been to 44 classes in January. She never goes on weekends so that’s at least 2 a day. 🫠
That’s insane, she’s such a selfish cunt these days. Trying to keep up with Brad. He’s got a life outside of the home, his work, but she’s got zero going for her, so she can make 44 classes in a month, plus 2 business days in January were public holidays and kin would have been closedI was flicking thru kin stories and it said she had been to 44 classes in January. She never goes on weekends so that’s at least 2 a day. 🫠
Haha this is pure goldAn ode to Sez, written by the AI Bot working overtime in mirror selfies*
Sez has no friends
so on her shitty little husband she depends
stupidly unaware he’s a bellend.
Sez is well behind trends
her face offends
and her legs and floor together they blend.
Sez loves a good game of play pretend
with the truths that she bends
like her kids are thoughtful and loving legends.
Sez can’t keep up with the money she spends
her Tattle aunties crazy she sends
because the shit-posting never ever ends.
*it’s much better at writing poetry than editing photos
Seriously how is that sustainable?That’s insane, she’s such a selfish cunt these days. Trying to keep up with Brad. He’s got a life outside of the home, his work, but she’s got zero going for her, so she can make 44 classes in a month, plus 2 business days in January were public holidays and kin would have been closed
Maybe they don’t tell lies on WednesdaysBit surprised neither of them did a big over the top word salad about how great their marriage is and how much they love each other for Valentine’s Day
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