The Kearns #45 Project Glow by Sarah Kearns- how to lose friends and influence nobody

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screenfreelookatme

Woahhh. Look how CrAzY the curly girl’s hair gets in the rain. Absolutely wild and unmanageable

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StateOfMind said:
Also, this....

The 'oh it's a complete coincidence' shoes, all look rather new don't you think?
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I think it’s just evidence that you’re all basic bitches with no real personality?
 
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Game Changer 101

Man. Surely she filmed that a ad when she got home yesterday and didn’t wear the same stinky dress she wore dancing around in at a concert where it rained all night.

She just looks like she smells.
 
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screenfreelookatme

I thought the same, but I think it’s actually a different dress

For most people, one poo brown, strappy dress would be too many enough. Sez needs two that are nearly identical. This one is nicely cutting into her armpit fat. SezzyLou.
 
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whattheduck87

that massage oil is so divine it’s never been used.. she could really have a good marketing angle on that pear. For example… is your widdle man so teeny tiny he barely touches the side?do you love being loved by him so much that you fake it to stroke his ego (the only big thing about him)? Then the pear is for you…
 
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phonies

HEY SEZ! I’M 32 JUST LIKE YOU AND I HAVE SHAMELESS ORGASMS ALL THE TIME! I DON’T HAVE THIS VIBRATOR OR USE LUBE, AND I ACTUALLY LIKE MY PARTNER! HOW’S THAT FOR A GAME CHANGER?!
 
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GeorgieBox

phonies said:
HEY SEZ! I’M 32 JUST LIKE YOU AND I HAVE SHAMELESS ORGASMS ALL THE TIME! I DON’T HAVE THIS VIBRATOR OR USE LUBE, AND I ACTUALLY LIKE MY PARTNER! HOW’S THAT FOR A GAME CHANGER?!
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Maybe Brandley borrowed some lube for Jordie (gym bunny for those playing at home)
 
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fulltimeEffluenter

She looks like she’s making fart noises with her mouth. Fffffffffffffffft

Why is she acting like sex toys for female orgasms are revolutionary?! Didn’t we have some woman using an electric toothbrush on big brother in the mid-00’s??? The pear looks so boring 🥱 for anyone looking for GOOD recommendations for couples fun (or alone - you do you!) just do the bloody LoveHoney quiz. There’s no shame in toys. There’s shame in assuming that they’re big news though
 
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snarklife

screenfreelookatme said:
Woahhh. Look how CrAzY the curly girl’s hair gets in the rain. Absolutely wild and unmanageable
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I forgot about the 2 days she spent on curly girl method.

Is it the blink concert this week? Are they taking the kids or are we just going to have to watch Brandley in a singlet , Etnies and spiked hair?
 
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pixie spotty

All of the pretend feedback she gets from her viewers about the pear - babe we know it’s you just typing shit and screenshotting it. No one censors the word ‘sex’ in a dm. You are the only idiot who uses the phrase ‘game changer’.
 
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dempstat

Joole's teeth are looking good. You'd think Sarah would be copying her invisalign journey
 
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kearns legal letter

snarklife said:
I forgot about the 2 days she spent on curly girl method.

Is it the blink concert this week? Are they taking the kids or are we just going to have to watch Brandley in a singlet , Etnies and spiked hair?
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I’m pretty sure it’s in Sydney next weekend. Apparently it’s at a venue next to where Taylor Swift will be playing at the same time.
 
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DoomScroller



But Sez… your husband supports like 6 or so NFL teams.

Also… Wicked just finished playing in Sydney… she never posted about seeing it (and she posts everything)… unsure why she’s so excited by this?
 
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