I couldn't get here quick enough after this mornings stories.
First of all, Sarah, get on the end of it. You have NO idea what it's like to do proper shift work with young children. I'd have so much more respect for you if you told this story and ended it with "I actually couldn't handle it" (or, indeed, just tell us why you were really asked to leave). It's insulting to people who do balance shift work with young children that you pretend you did it hard too. duck all the way off.
Secondly, you might want consider that you just admitted how manipulative you are with your last story. I honestly cannot think of a scenario where I would tell different people different versions of a story. If you're changing versions of events based on someones reactions, I think you need to go and see a psychiatrist and work out who you are. I don't know, maybe it's just because I'm pretty damn comfortable is my own skin and know who I am as a person. But yeah you basically admitted that it's hard to not be able to manipulate your followers and that gives me so much ick.
Thirdly, eat a dick. That's all.