Awww, look at widdle Brandley’s astronaut plate. Hope he can fit that all in 
The Kearns #45 Project Glow by Sarah Kearns- how to lose friends and influence nobody
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I wish I could personally thank that real estate agent for making that typoAwww, look at widdle Brandley’s astronaut plate. Hope he can fit that all in
every now and then I get such a kick out of it and I bet it makes the wee little turd so so angry haha
duck me that steak is welllllllll done. That dinner looks absolutely awful! Dry steak, some sad salad and a pineapple ring? She’s home all day! Do better you bleeping pelican.
Why does she look like a male? 
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Is this what all three boys receive? It's a bit, erm, toddler-esque?Awww, look at widdle Brandley’s astronaut plate. Hope he can fit that all in
How old is Knox?
About 125 months I thinkIs this what all three boys receive? It's a bit, erm, toddler-esque?
haha bet me to it…Awww, look at widdle Brandley’s astronaut plate. Hope he can fit that all in
The last 24 hours 🥱
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What the duck is that? Those kids have tit diets. No wonder she never posts food. All I've ever seen her 'make' is this or some bland rice with chicken, nothing else in the bowl. You'd think if you were home all day and have 3 kids, you'd learn how to cook....Awww, look at widdle Brandley’s astronaut plate. Hope he can fit that all in
Also confirms she absolutely is not losing weight the healthy way. Have fun when that comes back on.
What kid is that for?! That is NOT enough food. That is more like a snack not dinner. Those kids would be waking up starving!!!! That's almost abuse. Feed your kids proper meals you piece of tit.
Or have trouble falling asleep because they’re hungry.
My kids ditched the themed plates years ago… even my 2 year old eats off a normal plate
Her kids are SO ORDINARY. No one needs a bleeping slide show of Turdy Spaghurdy through the years. It would weird me the duck out if strangers were that interested in my kid. Imagine someone walking up to you in public and being like, “excuse me, can I see a bunch of photos of your kid? Actually, just send them to me so that I can view them anytime. Thanks”.
I can sort of understand sharingfake anecdotes, but random photos?? Why?? Really think about it Sarah.
I can sort of understand sharing
How long was this fool a police officer for?
Oh bleeping hell. I really enjoy scaseyfitness content and now I think I have to unfollow if she thinks he’s great.
I am not sure, but, I think, maybe, and I am going out on a limb here, but…this year….Teddy, baby, this is your year!!!!!
Tattle aunties, well done on launching Project Glow by Sarah Kearns: How to lose friends and influence nobody on the first day of Term 1.
I gave you a clear business plan to execute (keep snarking) and you didn’t let me down. You’re the team I’d like behind anything I attempt to turn viral.
May your Term 1 be stronger than Sez’s jawline, Sez’s feet breaking through her Connies and Sez’s cravings for Nutella.
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(it’s a glowing pink heart to show you how much I love being loved by you.)
I gave you a clear business plan to execute (keep snarking) and you didn’t let me down. You’re the team I’d like behind anything I attempt to turn viral.
May your Term 1 be stronger than Sez’s jawline, Sez’s feet breaking through her Connies and Sez’s cravings for Nutella.
PS.
(it’s a glowing pink heart to show you how much I love being loved by you.)
As a mum of 3 boys younger than Knoxxay, I promise you they eat a hell of a lot more than what she's offering. My 9 and 7 year olds eat more than I do! I reckon my 1 year old eats about that amount.
It’s a reallllllly weird assortment of tit looking food but my tedddday bubba aged kid would eat that amount
Spoiler: it’s Sarah’s serve 🫠
@phonies just reminded me about her shoes. I wouldn’t even wear those out for a walk!? She wears them everywhere. She really must stink
@phonies just reminded me about her shoes. I wouldn’t even wear those out for a walk!? She wears them everywhere. She really must stink
Dude this is a real toddlah dinner (2 year old) not a boy about to start school.Awww, look at widdle Brandley’s astronaut plate. Hope he can fit that all in
(Apologies to Brad if it was his dinner. Hope he ate it all like a good widdle Bwaddles)
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