Big Sez or Alien?
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The Kearns #44 Boys given every toy under the sun, while Sez preaches Diet Culture 101
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Forehead isnāt big enoughBig Sez or Alien?
Same, Same,
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Forehead groove in the wrong spot
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These pathetic excuse for humans make it so easy to pick on them
Thatās not my a adYou got methis is true.
Maybe the Kearns boys can become authors, bring out a kids book, letās come up with some titles :
Thatās not my dead brother
Thatās not my ghost of Buddy
Thatās not my Dads gym girl
Thatās not my angel brother in every fam photo for the last 10 years
But make it with heaps of grammar & punctuation errors to make it Kearns Official
Thatās not my itemised skate ark build
Thatās not my Cairns trip highlights
Thatās not my pink glow (itās a turd)
Thatās not my braces (itās bad teeth)
Thatās not my stringed salami (itās my mumās thighs in activewear a size too small)
Thatās not my favourite toy (itās a pram)
Thatās not my favourite colour (itās not pink)
Maybe they could use their horse mouths to nibble the grass shorterBradleyās family doesnāt love him, and he had to wear Big W stuff at his 16 public schools
Have some compassion, please.
Their property is so extra large that they just canāt get around to do the lawns and edges properly. Itās so big that like once they do one side and go to the next side, the first side has re grown. Huge property.
Oh my god Sarah, sooo hysterical. The beanbag that YOU bought him and that we saw you doing a tit job of filling is in the RSL foyer with all their other tit. Which bit of the decor does it not match exactly? This picture shows empty space? Is it the mountains of plastic toys to the left? The giant ping pong table gathering dust in front? We all know it wouldnāt fit in his shoebox of a room.
Sez said it is ok guys
Speaking of the ping pong table etc we havenāt see that usedā¦
Add it to the list of things that make their weekends free
āBathroomSā - so I understand this, the kids having their own shower in the RSL bathroom equates to multiple bathrooms?
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Iām pretty sure each kid has their own ensuite. Or at least 2 of them do. Thereās so many bathrooms in that house, itās so odd.
Is he even there though?Traveling or cheating
All I see is a tree and a pizza ovenā¦
Yup. Finnay Bop and Knoxxxxay have their own ensuite. Donāt have a wardrobe, but theyāve got a bathroom
She said once that they clean them themselves. Good one, Sez.
Travelling to cheat?Traveling or cheating
She probably popped an AirTag on him so she can find him
Awwwwā¦is she heading back to her āI see youā¦ I am youā¦ I walk with youā phase?!?
She hasnāt provided permission to wear the shorts in so longā¦ Iāve been here waiting.
In Sarah time ātravelling all weekā could literally mean commuting to the office a few days while still being home at night.
The Photoshopping of the legs at this point she looks like a cartoon. Again I ask, why bang on about wearing the shorts, if you're so paranoid about your legs being au naturel?
at this point she looks like a cartoon. Again I ask, why bang on about wearing the shorts, if you're so paranoid about your legs being au naturel?Attachments
So where's the bruise on the knee in this photo?The Photoshopping of the legs
This should have come with a jumpscare warning .. thanks for my new profile pic though Sez
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