Hello creeps and welcome to thread 37 for Dadmum / Mrs Dadmum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns.
Congrats to @SmallDickEnergy for the winning thread title (shortened to fit). You win a $15k second hand skate ark, lightly used. Just check with your council that it’s okay before you install it, wouldn’t want anyone getting in trouble
Hopefully someone can do a proper recap. There was a lot of fuss over Threads, for about five minutes. Brad lost a bet over who could get the most followers (after saying follower count doesn’t matter) and agreed to get a tattoo of Sarah’s name. It earned them a mention on the Outspoken podcast for sheer ridiculousness.
An anonymous tip to a gossip account seemed to suggest that Brad has been having an affair at the gym. We’re all pretty sceptical that anyone else would go near the tiny man, but apparently he has form and it’s happened before . Sez is working overtime to try and convinceherself everyone that she loves being loved by him.
Sarah is trying the curly girl method with hilarious results.
According to Sarah, Brad’s been away for 241 weeks, despite being seen on stories every weekend and frequently through the week.
In general, Sarah has been very quiet. It’s a coincidence that it coincided with the Outspoken episode and rumours of Brad’s infidelity.
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Congrats to @SmallDickEnergy for the winning thread title (shortened to fit). You win a $15k second hand skate ark, lightly used. Just check with your council that it’s okay before you install it, wouldn’t want anyone getting in trouble
Hopefully someone can do a proper recap. There was a lot of fuss over Threads, for about five minutes. Brad lost a bet over who could get the most followers (after saying follower count doesn’t matter) and agreed to get a tattoo of Sarah’s name. It earned them a mention on the Outspoken podcast for sheer ridiculousness.
An anonymous tip to a gossip account seemed to suggest that Brad has been having an affair at the gym. We’re all pretty sceptical that anyone else would go near the tiny man, but apparently he has form and it’s happened before . Sez is working overtime to try and convince
Sarah is trying the curly girl method with hilarious results.
According to Sarah, Brad’s been away for 241 weeks, despite being seen on stories every weekend and frequently through the week.
In general, Sarah has been very quiet. It’s a coincidence that it coincided with the Outspoken episode and rumours of Brad’s infidelity.
Thank you for supporting this thread