She could just look at them with her crazy eyes. Same same.
The Kearns #37 rumours swirling about Brad’s little gym romp, things not so rosy at the muddy swamp
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Hmmmm a curly girl!!!View attachment 2325469
Brads only liked a handful of posts on his gym insta but he liked this one 5 days ago, even while he’s been mia on the gram (not saying he’s done anything wrong with this poor lady at all, hence covering her face) but with all the rumours going around about him I’m shocked he liked this post but hardly any others. Watch him unlike it now or like a heap of other posts now when sezzy reads here
Her hair looks like a pubic bush from an 80's porno. That ain't no curly girl method. You ain't even a rookie. duck off swamp hippo.
Hey Tattle aunties, it’s time for my update on my coaching sessions with Sophie Guidolin while my sister cleans my house and my kids play outside like true gentlemen. Here’s what I’ve learnt to support my family in the last 3 sessions.
1. If you want your kids to do something without being asked to show they are the best brothers, just tell them by shouting it from the sidelines. Then start filming them when they comply, and save it to your shared camera roll. It makes you a amazing mum to your husband and all the aunties. It also makes your sons thoughtful, grateful and blessed. It makes your lies true!
2. If your husband is having a affair at the gym with a small, curly haired woman with a tight snatchand clean, book into your closest emsella and start the curly girl method immediately aka asap so she doesn’t have anything on you. Remember, you’re the wife and he loves that you love being loved by him.
3. Cling onto one friend harder than all the others and flog their products in a ad between footage you’ve taken of your kids (refer session 1). This shows the aunties that you’re likeable, chilled and not toxic. This can include laughing like a beaky dork in inappropriate footwear for running at your own gym (see I’m a gym girl too!). You become so carefree that you become beyond fine with a affair (refer session 2).
I’m switching off to enjoy a lovely, free and absolutely fine weekend.
1. If you want your kids to do something without being asked to show they are the best brothers, just tell them by shouting it from the sidelines. Then start filming them when they comply, and save it to your shared camera roll. It makes you a amazing mum to your husband and all the aunties. It also makes your sons thoughtful, grateful and blessed. It makes your lies true!
2. If your husband is having a affair at the gym with a small, curly haired woman with a tight snatch
3. Cling onto one friend harder than all the others and flog their products in a ad between footage you’ve taken of your kids (refer session 1). This shows the aunties that you’re likeable, chilled and not toxic. This can include laughing like a beaky dork in inappropriate footwear for running at your own gym (see I’m a gym girl too!). You become so carefree that you become beyond fine with a affair (refer session 2).
I’m switching off to enjoy a lovely, free and absolutely fine weekend.
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Even if her kids were cute her posts about them would still be boring and irrelevant to all of her followers
The posts about her kids are photos as well and not videos of them being like that. Poor Beaky probably has hours and hours of footage of them and just finds the one that most represents what she wants the world to believe (spoiler alert: we don’t believe anything) and then posts away. It must be exhausting being the worlds most unemployable mum.
junk in both hands of the little ones 
I almost missed the hot chips at Finn’s side and the bag of what i assume is fairy floss in Ted’s other hand because I was already distracted by the whole bag of maltesers and box of hot chips front & centre 
those alone would be enough to split amongst my family of 4 on an outing like this!! wonder what’s hiding in Knox’s hands that we can’t see?! 
I almost missed the hot chips at Finn’s side and the bag of what i assume is fairy floss in Ted’s other hand because I was already distracted by the whole bag of maltesers and box of hot chips front & centre those alone would be enough to split amongst my family of 4 on an outing like this!! wonder what’s hiding in Knox’s hands that we can’t see?! Attachments
They’ll each get one of the exorbitantly priced bubble wands and stuffed toys no doubt!
Is there anything these kids don’t bloody do! Seriously she was going on about the cost of living yet spends spends spends.junk in both hands of the little ones
Is this Newcastle? I heard that they’ve got barely any merch because of the Sydney shows last weekend
So was this Disney On Ice #invited or what?
They do a lot of expensive tit, in the most expensive way possible, for people who pride themselves on 'free weekends' 
That’s right, those snacks alone would be costly, plus the tickets if we dare insinuate that they actually paid for those, plus the merch.They do a lot of expensive tit, in the most expensive way possible, for people who pride themselves on 'free weekends'
I was going to say this! Yes it’s in Newcastle and there is no merch. I feel so so sorry for the most respectful boys in all the land. How will they ever recover?Is this Newcastle? I heard that they’ve got barely any merch because of the Sydney shows last weekend
They will all get a day off school tomorrow and taken to the toy store to buy up big, to heal over the trauma of not being able to snatch at over priced Disney merch. Poor cunts, how will they sleep tonight 🥲
From going to the Sydney one, the fairy floss was $25 each (as were snow cones). The malteasers there were $9, so I assume it’ll be a similar price. Absolutely bonkers.
Unfortunately for them, Newcastle sold out of all merchandise, so she will b*tch about that instead.
I would have thought seeing the show would be more than enough but obvs I’m a mean old Scrooge.
Forgot to add, light wands were $58!! I saw a few TikToks prior to going about $12 ones from target so I purchased those before going and my kids loved them (and we saw quite a few others who had done the same 🫢). Doubt Sezzy would have done that because that’s too much forward thinking for her liking.
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Stop trying to ruin pink for me, Sez.
“First time” wearing a crop. Except for all those other times. She just types absolute shite.
“First time” wearing a crop. Except for all those other times. She just types absolute shite.
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