The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

[itsbeenaminute]

He’s 4.5 years old and she still calls him that, utterly ridiculous, I have a 3 year old who pulls me up if I call her Bub, she says she a big girl, not a baby, Teddy must love being treated like he’s 18 months old.
Spot on about the tit milk, surely she can just football hold him and breastfeed him while he’s on his iPad at the food court.
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I was told they would do a Kearns day, but they must have chickened out as it was never posted, these pages are scared to call them out, worried about fake legal letters, what is said about the Kearns a lot of the time has hard evidence and receipts to back it all up. They need to be exposed for all the shit they do, they have so many blind followers who have no idea what the real Kearnts are like.
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You forget how Sarah used to look before she became addicted to filters

The fucking enormous gap between the eyebrows is absolutely revolting.

 

[theweeklyblowout]

The birthday party is tomorrow?
I thought it was today?

Equally repulsed and amused at your photo.

 

[mustuseafilter]

Sarah has a brother too doesn’t she? Some dude in gosford a few years ago, did the tint on my car and I swear it was her brother. He is never mentioned though.

 

[LadyBossCEO#1]

This was on the Finn's Bday story. Made me lol, think it's a genuine follower too. Also love 'they've worked bloody hard'
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Looks like those comments have all been deleted now. Poor follower probably got blocked too.

 

[waitingandwondering]

How long do we reckon that hat is going to stay there then? Until the sister cleans the house?
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Unless he wears it outside and discards it like the kind and caring child that he is…..and the rain gets it!!!!

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

With her new friends, how long until they have a bust up ?

Sarah ballet lady and some other…weird mash up…like if Kath and Kym did a special with the hulk…and they featured on dr Phil

 

[Scrollonby]

I need a close up of those pointy white shoes

I knew Brad had a 90s kink, but she’s taken this way too far.
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Is it these? Did she pay $300 to look this ridiculous?
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Checked those - don’t come in shades of shit! Beaky’s almost look like they have a ‘velvety’ look to them!

Could potentially be Country Road ones however!

 

[ng86]

Why did I think that Lauren and Beaky were friends at one stage
Maybe that was someone else

 

[Msoscyq]

My 2 year old is more into books like The Gruffalo, We're Going On A Bear Hunt, The Cranky Bear etc. The That's Not My... haven't been touched by him since he was 1.

 

[Snaggletooth]

Never in my life have I seen a more filtered person. It doesn't look close to what she actually looks like (hidious) and yet she goes on and on about loving yourself for who you are. The hypocrisy.

Also she's getting paid to attend and advertise that event. The only advertising she's done is for the makeup place and my 7yo can do better make up.

She has beady eyes and a beak, and they highlighted that

 

[waitingandwondering]

Looks so bumpy! And dangerous!! Imagine the noise that monstrosity would omit! Especially with the squealing kids on it. I hope the neighbours complain. Man I’d be pissed off.
I’d be so worried about a freak accident happening on that. Like a board giving way, snapping and impaling someone. If the Kunts can chip a heavy duty table, what can the do to a bit of treated ply wood?
Watch this space.

He has also built it right outside their bedroom hasn’t he? Before those kind and considerate boys who are outside from 6am to 8pm get sick of the dodgy skate ramp, Sez won’t be getting her cup filled with a sleep in! The noise!!!!

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

Wow, in her own pic she looks like a different person. Filters truly are magic

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Anyone remember what Amy G wore? I’m puzzled by the 90s job interview suit for a fun night talking about sexual wellness

 

[MrsZee83]

The Influencer Tea was a little bit of a fizzle.

So disappointed

Imagine if Brad did a back flip on his skate park and snapped his neck and carked it.

Just imagine.

 

[Scrollonby]

Wow, in her own pic she looks like a different person. Filters truly are magic

Those pants make her legs look twice their usual trunks size!
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Can not wait for the reveal of which shop to avoid for several shades of shit brown on brown attire!

 

[canijustsay]

Wonder how the boys school will perceive her new guest speaker status

Maybe email the school an invite

 

[bessloves]

Why did I think that Lauren and Beaky were friends at one stage
Maybe that was someone else

They were

 

[DoomScroller]

She really needs to find a new hairstyle for when she goes out. Those Curls she gets are outdated and just don’t suit her. Will she bring out a new AJE outfit for the event or is that so 2022.

Or will she wear the hot pink plisse set.

 

[gawjussssfabric]

How embarrassing copying Jimmys son like that! no shame at all.

 

[notgifted]

I thought he was an actor? Or attempts to be one? That’s what Google told me when I stalked him a while back.

He possibly was, but he’s either Airforce or Navy, not army