The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

[Bobley_the_1st]

What’s with the nails, who would pay for that

 

[Kalesmoothie]

They are probably quiet because they are nervous and anticipating a letter or phone call from the council soon. I have had a response and they are going to investigate it

good to know! I did mine anonymously so wont get any updates. Here for it

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I count 5 bins?
I’m unsure what’s normal, my town we only have 2 bins some people are part of a trial and have a smaller food waste bin too

Oh you’re right!! They’ve got two rubbish, two recycling and a green waste.

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

She’ll just be providing a paid testimonial of that treatment she did. It will be like watching Sarah do one of her famous kitchen ads in person. Let’s hope she’s showered and changed out of her dirty gym gear

Speaking of..
You reckon she's been to the gym this week?

 

[DoomScroller]

Wtf - does she have another new couch and rug in the RSL foyer on these stories? I spy the Aldi chair but this couch looks new. Bitch be spending big to keep up appearances for this birthday party . This is where they had all the beds last week for the sleepover.

I guess Core Restore are paying big dollars for the Kearnts partnership.

Sez hasn’t done any other notable ads recently has she?

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

For a guy that had such a neglectful childhood, he sure has a lot of Pokemon cards and Tazos. Things my single mother certainly couldn’t afford to buy me….

Yeah, loser bought those as an adult

 

[Snaggletooth]

Whenever she does this stupid face it just looks like she's got a botched bottom lip full of filler

Seriously put the away - it’s not cute your freckin idiot

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I don’t have an issue with her calling Ted “bubba”, but that’s not his name…or even a proper nickname…so why use it on socials? He’s not my bubba

 

[notgifted]

The mum made an appearance
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If that table of food is anything to go by she’s put in zero effort with the party, how damn boring, also the skate ramp had puddles

Was all just lollies & sugar plus some cake

 

[mustuseafilter]

I laughed when I saw this this morning. She’s going to “splurge on some hideous shoes
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And here I was at big w asking the kids to get me grosby memory foam slippers for Mother’s Day today and kearnts out here splurging on $130 slides

 

[notgifted]

It is going to take a very long time for runners to fill those huge gaps they left.. if you leave gaps they should only be minimal, not the size of a whole roll of turf!

And they will always be way lower, they have no thick soil under like the turf does, it’s ridiculous

 

[Selling Self Awareness]

Reckon Sezzy will be invited to this?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

The full lewk for anyone interested. Just buying whatever combo is on the model is the only thing she’s ever actually stuck to consistently. She did spice it up ala Emmylou with her activewear crop. O

 

[SezTheMacaw]

Don't forget to buy a Blue tick also.
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That shadow doing Big Bertha wrong...

Defo looking like a large Marge

 

[MrsEyeroll]

She packs ten times that amount for school, why so much less food at home
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Not sure how I’ve lived this long with the brilliant tip of “play music in the car”. What an amazing idea

I know right?! I never would have thought to put on music they like

 

[notgifted]

Are they new or the Air Jordans he got on the cruise? Imagine bragging about what a brat your child is

They look new to me, will have to go back on pics to check, I was sure the cruise pair were pure white.
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He has those shoes in an Xmas photo but in the cruise he’s wearing pure white, these wasteful maggots

 

[Fostercat24]

Well if Sez is the funniest, most gorgeous women etc in Newcastle, haha such lies to get people to the event.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

This actually would have been a great event to bust out the ol’ Aje crop top!

 

[jsummo]

Are they in the Lego car? The reason I can think of him being in the car seat is because if Finny and Teddy are in car seats, they wouldn’t be able to fit the big fat ogre hands down between to buckle him in

Everyone looks super uncomfy in the back of that Lego truck. Surely they’d have been more comfortable in Bradles shit box that was the family run around.

 

[snarkism]

I sincerely hope they both lose followers after this weekend.

Ill post some updates in the morning, its been a while