The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

[notgifted]

So they will burn the midnight oil and get this ramp and spick & span, be utter show offs and post how they make miracles happen for their deserving kids, they work so hard guys.
Wish just for once they would come unstuck.
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The ramp story Sezzie has up, I counted 12 sheets on that one side alone, those sheets start at $295 a sheet fucking hell guys, did the Kearns win the lotto and they are holding out on us ??

 

[Kids=$$$]

Wtf happened to this bunny? Has it come out of the swamp as some sort of hideous mutant?
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The joys of living in a swamp a bunyip delivers Easter I always knew they were real

 

[notgifted]

Jumping castle business’s in Qld have some super strict rules about having them pegged & weighted down, not up & inflated over certain wind speeds, huge insurance & they also have to be inspected often & signed off on, I bet Brad couldn’t care for any of that shit, he’ll just leave that thing up until it kills the grass or floats away in the next flood.

 

[canijustsay]

They collectively lost 40 followers yesterday alone….

 

[emmygluewho]

Oh fuck! Does this mean the big fake legal letter will be coming back out with a deep dive on these inbred clowns!?

Do your thaaaang influencer tea!

 

[DoomScroller]

Looks like Brad wanted to take the 8pm peak post time…

What a wanker.

 

[canijustsay]

Getting freebies from Purebaby now

I’ve messaged them. I have spent thousands of dollars on Purebaby clothes for my kids and this makes me so angry!


Saving up money Hahahha who the fuck is she kidding?!

 

[grifter]

I don’t think Brandley’s 16 public schools are the problem. Whatever school Beaky and Bec went to has a lot to answer for. What a embarrassment 🫢

 

[Selling Self Awareness]

For a guy that had such a neglectful childhood, he sure has a lot of Pokemon cards and Tazos. Things my single mother certainly couldn’t afford to buy me….

 

[Cheesecakelover]

As a daughter of an Army dad and a wife of an Air Force Officer of 20 years this is a day of memories. Its lovely to speak to your children about this, like LDB. AmyLou, Cachia and the horrible Kearns just really piss me off.

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Here's a thought...
Maybe teach your kids to pick up after themselves.

 

[notgifted]

So Brads a qualified builder now is he??
Build your own deck, nah, don’t think so champ. I’ll make sure the local council know when he starts it

 

[scummyinfluxencer]

Errrm wouldn’t call big ol’ Sez funny, gorgeous or smart the ugly troll

 

[justjumpingonhere]

Lauren last night

Sarah this morning

except we know that Lauren’s kid most likely does know her name and this is just a cute story (which she backed up with video evidence of kid actually saying it).

But Sarah’s kid almost definitely didn’t say this (she films everything but never has any of these ‘cute’ sayings on film) but also probably doesn’t know his name.

 

[dreams3268]

i think you meant to say you want Teddy Bear (aka Bubba) to be like Jimmy Rees son!

 

[Snaggletooth]

Who said she was due for A AD (fuck me she's a dumb biatch) for nutra?? Ding ding ding

 

[canijustsay]

James ad in the middle so people watch it.

I wouldnt waste my money on that shit, it doesn’t work… look at their faces!

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

Sarah’s “not many” chocolate eggs because nan brings them lots, is already way more than my kids are getting. They were everywhere!!

I guess she’s gone off the RSL foyer already if they’re doing all the Easter stuff upstairs.

Lucky Nanna is back in the picture just in time for Easter or they would’ve had to buy out the entire Easter Egg section at *gasps* Big W on their own.

 

[GlenCocoGoneLoco]

Is this how it’s going to look because…wow. That’s a lot of money for something that looks so incredibly cheap and crappy . Bumpy too . Thinking surely something must got over the top, so it looks less hacked together?
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It gives me life to see how tacky it looks. Definitely doesn't look built to last!

 

[DoomScroller]

ANZAC Day 2023
LBD posts a heartfelt, proud, respectful message to her husband.
Sez posts a potato bake.
Says it all.

And fuckstick Brandley posts a video of him on rollerblades.