The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

[notgifted]

This aged well...

Ah, so he’s always been a fuckhead

 

[AlterBoy]

Go on, Brad . Be sure to include how much it costs to go to the skatepark, so we can see how long until your “investment” pays off!
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Will he thought? Really?
I mean, aren’t we still waiting on the house reel (LOL), or Cairns Part #2?

 

[MrsZee83]

Gosh their neighbours are *right there*….they will no doubt hear all these swamp people lurching around on this loud rickety wooden piece of crap. If you look closely and past Sezzies massive nostrils and chompy snaggle tooth, you can see the neighbours house *right there*

 

[notgifted]

Could that maybe because they are on a double sized block??

the sister is definitely around. Her daughter was on one of the go karts

Maybe they are legacy bins from when the place was a drug rehab drop in centre or an RSL

 

[Sashafierce]

Ok so the $3k plus skate ramp was enough of a present for the kid he also needs new headphones?!

 

[canijustsay]

Someone’s clearly home and being resentful that she’s out doing her vibrator gig so he’s made a misogynist post to pull her down a peg.

I noticed Amy Gerard’s gig sold out. Sarah’s didn’t

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

Prices start at $95…how much is one birthday costing!? He is turning 7!

Are they Weekend At Bernies’ing Bobley? Might need to check for a pulse

 

[MrsZee83]

Gee for a family that was showing the skate park all the time, we’ve hardly seen it lately…

 

[vanilla latte please]

Of course the bubba has to get gifts on someone else’s birthday

 

[waitingandwondering]

Jackie? You here babe? You should be!

Why bother asking Sez, you had replies saying don’t get smiggle (on fb stories) and you were still going to get them. Sez knows best peeps.
$79 ear bud things (apparently, sticker says $119), a speaker he didn’t ask for $149, a party $???? And, the eleventy billion dollar skate park extravaganza. For a kids birthday.

FFS

 

[screenfreelookatme]

View attachment 2098761 Treated with a “sick flip” video early, what a moron 🫠

He’s running about four hours late to work. At least he can shower while he logs on to his computer.

Don’t forget you’ve got a skatepark to make your weekends free now, Brad!! Can’t spend any more money at Slam Factory!

 

[snarkism]

I dont wanna ever hear her spew more shit about loving the real you etc if she's gonna filter herself this damn much and pretend she doesnt.
Makeup can only so much, that is filtered x100

 

[emmygluewho]

I see Sarah is following travel Dubai after Steph Pase was gifted a trip….
the kearns. in Dubai

Jesus fuck.

 

[justjumpingonhere]

I want to marry LDB and have her babies...

The fact that she got paid for this by Bunnings while the stunted misogynistic garden gnome pumped out a dismally unfunny reel about Bunnings plants for free.
It makes me happy.

 

[notgifted]

It’s a really subtle, vanilla sex toy. She’s hardly promoting Satan or anything particularly scandalous. She also isn’t promoting the school or linking them to herself or the activity in any way

But she’s “a” absolute cunt, doesn’t that count

 

[screenfreelookatme]

That will come in real handy if he ever gets lost. He’s almost five and doesn’t even know his own name?! And why is a stranger asking him anyway? Not I think this happened

 

[lilpickle]

Well Braddles may have to live under it when there’s no room for him to sleep in Lulu’s bed in the garage

They’ll be able to use it as a raft for their #freeweekends when the rest of the swamp house floods in winter

 

[notgifted]

The refusal to buy Brad mower fuel, that’s a cunt act if ever I saw one. How good does she thinks she bloody is?
She is already going out, how about take the jerry can with you and fuel it up, too your own car up while you are it, ah but that’s right, that’s a man’s job and you can’t possibly do that.
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Brad, next time she asks for her tea or water when she’s already upstairs in bed, try saying no and film her, show us what happens.

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

He could have probably had a professional company make one for less…

Spend LESS money? Can you please not traumatize these poor kids any further.

 

[fulltimeEffluenter]

A fair bit of a good tea for LDB over on the influencer tea page. Of particular note is the fact that she's willing to have a good discussion and not just block.

That was me I had to add the block part to get under Sez’s skin.

We know they’re quiet because they’re spewing out faux legal threats to the tea page.They’re so fragile.
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Has Blandley ever given a reason for leaving the force? Given we had a reliable source give us deets alluding to him being stood down for smexual smarrassment, I’d love to know what his excuse was…