The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

[screenfreelookatme]

Why do these people think they are celebrities and believe people care how they spend Easter?

The five individual shots of Ted with his Easter egg was bizarre. I doubt even Nan wants to see that on the family group chat.

 

[vanilla latte please]

Fuck me, the kid gets a skate park, a mountain of presents, a wad a cash in $50 notes, a huge sign…

my hubby made me feel like I was spoiling our kids with his 3 gifts…

 

[Kip]

Absolutely not.
Sarge & Brad shouldn’t be in the same sentence.

I looked up Sarge’s medals last Anzac Day out of curiosity and he has served quite a few times across a few different wars and peace keeping missions. LBD is extremely proud but humble.

Brad didn’t serve at all. He couldn’t hack it.
Don’t think he even got a participation medal

But he did do woodwork in year 12!!!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Go on, Brad . Be sure to include how much it costs to go to the skatepark, so we can see how long until your “investment” pays off!

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

I'm getting severe second hand embarrassment from this. Fuck he really is such a loser.

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

“I pack a box for bubba too”

Just give him some titty milk instead, SquirtleSez. He’s a bubba after all.

Oh I thought she meant Brad, because you know he doesn't have 5 minutes to grab a snack during his working day.

 

[HumptyDumptyLou]

Reading more and more about permits in NSW. Pretty sure this ramp because of the size won’t be exempt from council approval. I think a few complaints and they will be in big shit. And something that size will need some sort of insurance. I can imagine there would be a lot of shit if another child not their own was to break a bone on it….

The thing with the ramp, apart from the sheer size of it, is the fact that it’s so close to their neighbours.
If I had a big old block of flat land albeit on a swamp, I’d park the ramp as far away as possible from all people because of the noise and annoyance factor. I’m curious to see how many kids try the ramp out at their kid’s birthday party and what other parents think of it. There’s no way I’d let my kid on something built by that dude.

 

[girlfromdownunder]

Poor Sezzy, a year ago she lost another friend. Her post this time a year ago has not aged well, as she has lost so many friends she never goes out anymore. It was her AJE era I don’t think she has attended another influencer event since the pink skirt and white top AJE outfit

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

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“Stunning” you keep saying that word…. But that’s not what it means.
Also, more pop brown?
They did her dirty without the filters

from the core restore Insta.

What in the early 2000s news reader is that suit she's wearing?!

 

[itsbeenaminute]

Council have already dismantled it

 

[lilpickle]

He possibly was, but he’s either Airforce or Navy, not army

Seeing Braddles in a line up with what I can only assume is an average sized male, you really do get a feel for how teeny tiny he is. I bet he hates that photo

 

[canijustsay]

Yes, she has a brother. Also named Brad.

ETA - legit, her brother’s name is Brad. Just to make things confusing.

And he has a sister called Sarah…. Not weird at all

 

[taylorverse]

Didn’t She said he finished it yesterday at 5pm but he claims he finished as the party guests were arriving

 

[Plagiarou]

Will his mate now be forced to learn the correct prefix for a word beginning with a vowel for the family to survive? We may never know.
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I just read that in Sir David Attenborough’s voice

Fav bit… “Pygmy alpha”

Exactly the way in which I intended!

 

[RedFrog2]

Lol, “not posting to brag”. That’s exactly why they’re posting . They are tacky af, new money, classless bogans and want everyone to know it.

That's exactly why they bought the official lake house, so they could brag and make everyone so jealous of their mansion on the lake. Except everyone has had a good laugh that they dropped 1.8 mil on a dump of a house that's been cobbled together literally on a swamp.

 

[jsummo]

Why is your 4 and a half yr old child still “reading” that’s not my books?!?

my daughter is a week older and has been off these books for legit 18+ mths. She would be horrified if I gave her a “baby book”

 

[Showmesomethingnew]

More like "Self appointed Wanka"

Amirite?!

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

So he's found another few hours during the week and on Saturday mornings to be a footy coach?
Where does he find those extra hours? Remember he doesn't even have time during the day to pop to the kitchen for lunch and his home office even has a built-in toilet.
Oh and well done Maaate for exposing the teams name etc.
Another detail of your (and other kids) life that probably should not be public.

 

[vanilla latte please]

I read a comment earlier Brad in fact confirmed in a fb post that's Sarah was requested to not return to the police force as she breached her contract by "working" on social media whilst on maternity leave. This was after they were told about that legal letter than also was a breach of her conduct as a police officer. Not that she really ever was one she spent 90% of her career on mat leave.

wait… but I thought she didn’t walk away from the police…. She walked towards her family…

or was that Brad?

 

[canijustsay]

Maybe she can donate some to the Mother’s Day stall at the kids school.
Anyone want to message the school with that suggestion?