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The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!
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Much relatable... so for a 7 year old they are getting $80earphones, a $150 speaker and a $3000+ skatepark and a birthday party.Glad Teddy got to hang out with his bestie for the holidays 🫶
(Not you Sez, the iPad)
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Much relatable content Sez.
Meanwhile I am scouring the catalogues to see what I can afford to buy this week.
Oh duck! Does this mean the big fake legal letter will be coming back out with a deep dive on these inbred clowns!?
Do your thaaaang influencer tea!
Do your thaaaang influencer tea!
Such a wasteful pack of cunts.Much relatable... so for a 7 year old they are getting $80earphones, a $150 speaker and a $3000+ skatepark and a birthday party.
Much relatable content Sez.
Meanwhile I am scouring the catalogues to see what I can afford to buy this week.
I think you are being super generous by saying the $3000+ ramp, that was the cost just for the framing before he decided to make to 10 times bigger, I have zero clue where there cash is coming from, did the ramp cash coincide with Mrs Mummy Rise & Shine being back on the scene
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It sure does
I’m sure the neighbours will love the speaker noise to go with the skate ramp….
are we taking guesses on how much the skate ramp cost?
I hear you! I’m over here trying to meal plan, shop all within a small budget for a hungry family of 5 with dietary requirements. 🫠Much relatable... so for a 7 year old they are getting $80earphones, a $150 speaker and a $3000+ skatepark and a birthday party.
Much relatable content Sez.
Meanwhile I am scouring the catalogues to see what I can afford to buy this week.
are we taking guesses on how much the skate ramp cost?
Jackie? You here babe? You should be!
Why bother asking Sez, you had replies saying don’t get smiggle (on fb stories) and you were still going to get them. Sez knows best peeps.
$79 ear bud things (apparently, sticker says $119), a speaker he didn’t ask for $149, a party $???? And, the eleventy billion dollar skate park extravaganza. For a kids birthday.
FFS
Why bother asking Sez, you had replies saying don’t get smiggle (on fb stories) and you were still going to get them. Sez knows best peeps.
$79 ear bud things (apparently, sticker says $119), a speaker he didn’t ask for $149, a party $???? And, the eleventy billion dollar skate park extravaganza. For a kids birthday.
FFS
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I can guarantee Sk8ter boi Finny will use the earbuds once on his birthday and never again. No 8 year old needs them or a speaker. How sad for the kids though that because they get whatever they want, when they want, Christmas and birthdays are just like another day there is no build up of excitement
Why did I think that Lauren and Beaky were friends at one stage 
Maybe that was someone else
Maybe that was someone else
And her ‘I hope that helps some of you’ at the end of her rushed spiel (with Teddy on the IPad again in the background!)
No Sez, it won’t help any of us!! None of us spend well over $5k on our children for their 7th Birthday!!!!
No Sez, it won’t help any of us!! None of us spend well over $5k on our children for their 7th Birthday!!!!
They wereWhy did I think that Lauren and Beaky were friends at one stage
Maybe that was someone else
What is the name of the podcast?
Their fans are so stupid
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Imagine “Easter eggs” being your entire personality 
. The dairy free thing lasted about a week? Has she solved her mystery “hives”?
. The dairy free thing lasted about a week? Has she solved her mystery “hives”?
It's only 3 days since Easter!!Imagine “Easter eggs” being your entire personality
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Fancy buying your kids sooo many eggs that you can consume that many without upsetting your kids
I would never trust a young child to use ear buds properly. Hearing properly is so very important. Such an inappropriate gift for a young child.
I need someone to show me the maths. Skate parks are literally free. When is this going to pay for itself? They live in a swamp, they’ll still need to go to Slam Factory in wet weather. This doesn’t even replace a proper skate park anyway?
If the skatepark cost $1 and I went every single day, it would still take over 8 years before that thing paid for itself (with a low ball estimate that it cost $3k, which it didn’t).
If the skatepark cost $1 and I went every single day, it would still take over 8 years before that thing paid for itself (with a low ball estimate that it cost $3k, which it didn’t).
You have to forgive them, the followers are just as dumb as the Kearns themselves, clearly they didn’t get “a” education.
This aged well...
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Brandley is such an intellectual and recent reels suggest poor Sez struggles to even understand his role at work. She prob never made it to the end of this post and thought the first 95% was the checklist to follow.This aged well...
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