The Kardashians #17 Jigsaw wants his face back

[olivia321]

North looks beautiful when her hair is curly and natural, she looks ridiculous when she’s glammed up wearing hideous chunky heels.

If my sisters boyfriend cheated on her and fathered kids else where no way would I be cheering him on, he’d be dead and I’d probably be on the run

 

[Red hair dont care]

Sorry still loving these reels, Khloe's nails are getting longer, bit like her lies

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

North's tik toks are actually just uncomfortable to watch.

Surely a 9 year old dancing to songs with the lyrics...

I tried dippin', he bеgged me to stay
Bae, I'm not stayin', I just wanna play
In the party, he just wanna rump
Big boobs and the butt stay plump (Stay plump)
...
He say that I'm good enough, grabbin' my duh-duh-duh
Thinkin' 'bout shit that I shouldn't have
His girl is a bum to me
Like that boy is a cap, sayin' he home but I know where he at, like
Bet he blowin' her back
Thinkin' 'bout me 'cause he know that ass fat


is beyond inappropriate ...??

 

[coconochanel]

Guys I've heard on good authority* her son is called Todd 'its me Todd crane'


*joking obv

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Khloe's birthday posts kill me -

'the laughter we've shared I will crave it forever...we are twin souls...you are irreplaceable...nothing will break you and I'

It sounds like a eulogy.

 

[Silverback]

An old episode of Khloe and Lemar is on E. My lord she spoke baby talk in the entire episode. What an absolute train wreck of a relationship/Show.

God the baby voice was awful. I liked Lamar tho despite his drug taking and prostitutes!

 

[Belle Amie]

Such a random couple!!


Let's just remind ourselves - Kylie's half brother Brody Jenner dated Avril for 2 years, and obviously Kylie and Tyga dated for like 3 years.

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If a council estate family was this incestuous they’d end up on Jezza Kyle

There has to be a penis out there that hasn’t been touched by someone related to the Kardashians in some way

 

[olivia321]

I’ll watch it, can’t deny it seems bland.

Next season Kris is going to have to kill one of them off to liven up the drama

 

[RebelRebel]

Wow, you and your husband are SO cool! I bet he DEFINITELY did all that, it DEFINITELY wasn’t you just saying that to post on tattle. I bet your wedding was infinitely better than Travis and Kourtney’s. He DEFINITELY almost cried when you pointed out it was Blink 182 (If he would recognise that awful band I have a picture in my mind what you both look like….sad, ugly little emos ) But I hope you hating on Kourtney’s million pound wedding in Italy made you feel a bit better about your sad little life Jane

Fuck me you woke up on the wrong side of the bed didn't you Mama Kris xxxx

 

[Millais]

Alabama scares me. As in, I’m scared for her. That child is way too grown.

 

[LifeOfMog]

So Khloe has claimed she is 'single' and the baby's name begins with T.

Trevor xx

 

[Beverley Macker]

They try soooo hard it’s cringey. I’m sure Travis said in that interview (where he had no idea how many dogs she owned, let alone their nemes) that if you want to see Kylie in the evening you have to let her know by 3 or 4pm as that’s how long it takes her hair and make up.
What a waste of a life, how much time do they spend in that glam chair. They look ridiculous.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

He completely disrespected her after their split too - making misogynistic comments saying that Wiz Khalifa is trapped by Amber as they have a child together and saying -

“It’s very hard for a woman to want to be with someone that’s with Amber Rose. … I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.”

Vile.

 

[flo90]

Never mind she looks like a haggered old prostitute, all that money and her makeup never matches her skin.

She always struck me as very boring and devoid of any original personality. It’s no wonder she latched onto his lifestyle. Not even his lifestyle but his old relationship with his ex, Shanna, it’s pretty embarrassing tbh.

I found it strange that Kourtney and Travis did the whole True Romance photoshoots together and then finding out that that was the tune that Shanna walked down the aisle to at their wedding. That was a bit of a kick in the teeth for her. Also doesn't say much for them. Use the same love story just replace the female.

 

[dodo789]

Seeing them attempting to work out is my new favourite drug…and then when they pretend that their bodies are thanks to the hard work they do in the gym, is just chef’s kiss

 

[ImaLeoooo]

I dont think Tristan is all too arsed about Khloe tbh. She's not even his type.

does the man have a type? I'm under the impression he'd shag anything with a pulse.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

I thought you'd copied and pasted this off some website I'm amazed you memorised all that I know what your specialist subject in Mastermind would be

Honestly
I am obsessed with how entwined the Kardashian family is in celebrity culture.

You next question is who was Kim's first hubby?

Damon Thomas!
Did you know Damon Thomas' son goes to the same school as North and Saint?!!

 

[olivia321]

I'm just watching an old episode on E and O thought does the family have anything to do with Caitlyn anymore? This episode Caitlyn and Khloe are arguing over messages whilst Khloe is in New York on a "book tour". Caitlyn still was stupidly stubborn like Bruce.

I think they still speak to Bruce but don’t speak to Caitlyn

 

[Maccat123]

Trying so hard to make her trendy, dressing her like a 90’s Aaliyah. She really has her own black Barbie, it’s pathetic. North’s also at that awkward age which must be damaging shoving her in front of cameras. Kim dressing the two of them in Chanel but she just looks like her Dad in a wig.

I really hate how she’s pushing North to be a teen before she’s even turned 10 years old. It’s so messed up.

 

[Silverback]

Ah I knew something would come to light from the clear distance from kourt and her sisters. I do think when it’s someone’s wedding day it should be all about them it’s their special day.

There has always been a clear distrust/ distaste of Kris from Kourtney- probably because Kris cheated and (as stated in the late Robert Kardashian’s diaries) Kris would beat the kids.

Kim is a hideous narcissist who bangs on about how hard she works (getting her tits out) and shouts at Kourtney for having boundaries and being around for her kids. She also told Kourtney she was the ‘least interesting to look at’. Khloe these days is right up Kim’s arse, so overall I’m not surprised Kourtney seems distanced.