The Ingham Family #94 No pasta, no mince. But the fridge refilled every day since

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My daughter isn't getting a phone until she's in High school (as she'll probably have to bus it, we don't live too close to any good high schools) but even that makes me paranoid. She's only almost 4 so I have time until I have to deal with it, thankfully.

She has an iPad but it's super locked down and she can only download apps with my password. She mainly just does puzzles on it and watches netflix. It's been a lifesaver these past few weeks.

Kids don't need phones. I think it's become normal for kids to have them. I can deal with kids having them but parents don't monitor them closely enough.
I got my first phone when I was 12 but didn't really start using a phone "properly" until I was 14. I just don't understand the point in giving kids a phone (unless there is no other option in a situation). Even growing up my friend would be getting a Blackberry for their 6th birthday or one of the "latest" (earliest) smartphones for their 8th birthday, and I just never understood why? 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
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It seems the message got through to the cult of Ingham, the silent plea for boo-boos birthday gifts did not fall on deaf ears ... Don't protest too much Sarah 🙄🤮
Sarah, if you don't want people to send you gifts then close your effin PO Box, simples!
Actually do something respectable for a change.
 
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Lazy loving the fact the girls are loving disney plus because of course your lazy arse can do even less and sit them in front of the tv all day.
 
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Lazy loving the fact the girls are loving disney plus because of course your lazy arse can do even less and sit them in front of the tv all day.
Stick a documentary on and call it school??
 
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I know some couples can’t have a date night as no child care. They clearly have people that could ( pre CV 19) . So why do lazy and creepy never go on a date? Do they hate each other that much? Will they only talk about the kids?
Also they bought sweets for their Grandparents, how will they deliver these? Surely they can get prinny back when they ‘ leave them on the door step’
 
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Oh dear Lazy, you need to practice what you preach after your latest Instagram rant but it’s always alright for you to call people but not the other way round hey Lazy?
 
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Izzy kept saying she was watching Tiana on Disney + , does she mean princess and the frog or is there a new film/Short called Tiana ?!
 
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I know some couples can’t have a date night as no child care. They clearly have people that could ( pre CV 19) . So why do lazy and creepy never go on a date? Do they hate each other that much? Will they only talk about the kids?
Also they bought sweets for their Grandparents, how will they deliver these? Surely they can get prinny back when they ‘ leave them on the door step’
They have date nights in the house with buckets of turkey drummers. FACT.
 
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THE MOST HILARIOUS THING TO DO DURING LOCKDOWN!

Isabelle starts the vlog. Everyone has had time for themselves this morning and Isabelle has been writing a plan for Sassybelle. She has four really good ideas of what she wants to do and needs to make sure she has the resources too. She's going to get dressed and do her hair.
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Jace is in the living room with Lazy. It feels weird when it's the weekend and she's sat around. Isla shows off her Ingham Family hoodie. Lazy is off to sort out orders for the stores. She's had an issue with the notebooks. There are 28 boxes in total. !3 arrived on Monday and she put in the number they had. When it came to packaging them up she wondered why they were running out and she knew they ordered more. She checked the shipping details and realised what had arrived wasn't even half of what she ordered. She presumed all the books had arrived but they're on the way. They've taken them offline now until they arrive. She's off to fulfil all the orders she can.:rolleyes:

Creepy days it's coming up to lunchtime and Lazy is making lunch. It's scrambled egg on muffins. Esme thought she meant chocolate muffins. Isla and Isabelle are watching Ratatouille. Creepy sits down and pretends to hurt his back. He says he has lots of work to do with upgrading the Baby and Me store.:rolleyes:

Lazy says Jace ate all his scrambled egg but usually throws it on the floor. She impersonates one of her family mem... I mean a pig.:rolleyes:

Jace if asleep and the girls are watching a movie. They love Disney Plus. They're watching classics. Creepy is sorting out the Baby and Me website Lazy is finishing packing orders.:rolleyes:

Lazy has called Esme down. She was looking through photos because she needs to send 4-5 photos of her for the end of primary school years book to be handed out at prom. Esme wants to choose them but Lazy did it. Esme gets a bit embarrassed when lazy shows the ones she's using. Some of them are quite cute though to be fair. There's a photo of Esme as a baby, not much older than Jace, and lazy says that she had more hair than Jace does. Yes Sarah, baby girls to usually have more hair than boys. Bratty comes over and shoves her head in the shot. Lazy shows a photo she found of Esme and she says her hair looks like it does now.:rolleyes:

Creepy has reluctantly taken the girls and Jace to out the front of the house. Very reluctantly because he's paranoid about the virus. Even though you can go for a walk they haven't been because they went on holiday two weeks ago and Creepy's paranoid about the girls. He didn't want the girls to put their skates on. The bags for the Baby and Me blankets have arrived. They're on the floor because Lazy disinfected them. She's going to make a start on Baby and me. Isabelle is upstairs doing work.:rolleyes:

Creepy is out with Isla, Esme and Jace. They're off for a quick walk around the estate. They actually put a helmet on Esme too.:rolleyes:

They're safe and sound in the back garden now. Creepy says the girls enjoyed it but he didn't. he feels dodgy being outside. He feels vulnerable. He doesn't like being out in public spades. He seems paranoid. Worried about getting hate, Creepy? He doesn't feel safe.:rolleyes:

Esme and Isla are playing hide and seek on facetime. What was that you said about Isla not having a phone, Lazy? Then Isabelle joins in.:rolleyes:

Isabelle has been trying to get Esme to watch Twilight with her. She doesn't like vampires etc. Esme likes it now so they're going to watch it tonight.:rolleyes:

Lazy is about to end the vlog. She didn't sleep well last night even though Jace slept better. She was thinking about all the people who aren't safe at home e.g. people in domestic violence relationship and children who are being abused.:rolleyes:

End of vlog.



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Why the duck is creepy now saying he is scared of being out because of the virus, 2 weeks ago mate you were saying its 'just a hype'. Dont get me started on the whole 'just sat down and now im in pain' bullshit. You do not have sciatica, get over yourself you fake duck
 
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They have date nights in the house with buckets of turkey drummers. FACT.
to be honest though that sounds marvellous.

My ex wanted to go out at any given moment. Used to always take me to the pub for meal which I thought was him being nice until I realised every bloody time we went, there coincidentally was a football match on the TV.

Why he had to drag me every time, I don't bloody know.
 
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Did I hear Lazy say she hadn’t realised she had only received a part order of her notebooks? I’m almost certain she didn’t realise they weren’t all there until she started running out.

It is beyond comprehension that anyone let alone BRADFORDS BUSINESS WOMAN OF THE DECADE doesn’t count in her stock deliveries. I remember doing that whilst on work experience before my O levels many moons ago.
 
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