It`s his young hip ,down with the kids face! oh ,just had an awful thought ,what if it`s his in-the-throes-of-passion face?!Creepy pulling that vile face on Lazys Instagram. Why does he keep doing it. It’s gross and very weird
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Oh that is just rank....dirty, filthy, lazy scumbag.
Lazy was too busy practising her emosh face to do anything as natural as playing with her son on his first birthday.Isabelle has been his (surrogate) mum since he was born ,now he`s on the move it`s only going to get worse!Poor kid ,she can`t even get a day off through school.Hopefully they`ll always have a special bond.My mum was born just as the war broke ,so there`s 13 and 8 years between her and her brothers.They`ll always maintain it was my mum who bathed them ,took them out ,attended school plays etc.Their bond and the love between them is wonderful.
Evening Chris & Sarah
Sorry I've been absent for the last day or two but been a bit busy. So anyways here goes the little things I've picked up in the last 3 'episodes'.
10 am up and dressed - glad you listened to my advice about trying to keep a normal routine during the 'isolation virus thing' you mentioned, think you mean Covid-19, or you can call it coronavirus.
Sarah, you said you were clearing out Jason's room because it had become a dumping ground and its a big mess and needs sorting, but Chris said it had been turned into a packing/moving room and also the dining room. Top tip for moving, clear your garage of all your junk, pack boxes from house and move them into garage!!! You're luckier than a lot of people, I believe you have a DOUBLE garage.
Sarah, you do still need to brush Isla's hair daily even thought she's not at school.
Chris, the girls were all doing school work yet you showed Esme lounging on the sofa on a phone??
Glad to see that the girls two cups of tea ration has been lifted, remember the one teabag for morning the other for night. They were having a little sneaky juicy one in the afternoon.
Chris - the girls had a very long afternoon of school work, yet Jason was down for a nap??
Please put shoes and little jacket on Jason when he's outside, its MARCH, Isla was wearing her winter coat!!
Glad to see everyone eating dinner together in the dining room but PLEASE put something under the highchair to protect the carpet for your 'new buyers', a large towel would suffice.
You lot are not missing Prinny, when you go out to the shops that you're clearly doing, collect her. You just added that in because you're selling the Prinny doll/cuddly toy or whatever the hell it is.
Sarah - you're sorry because you hadn't got a 1st birthday card??? Did you hear of online ordering?
How did granny and grandpa know they wouldn't be seeing Jason for his 1st birthday, obviously they dropped it of probably at the same time they stocked up food for you all.
Sarah, I'll repeat again, you do not have to 'homeschool' Jason, talking about toys that will teach him numbers, colours and shapes, that's called interaction.
What filter do you use on the camera? because that doll looks nothing like Jason.
And as for those things the girls got, of course they were gifted, you had your children literally BEG for them to be gifted.
FIRST BIRTHDAY
Can we all give Mr & Mrs Mingham a big round of applause because they've managed to keep the child alive for a year.
Chris & Sarah, its totally your business how much tat you buy your children, but given the current climate the WORLD is in, perhaps you could've not filmed quite so much. Certainly film it for yourselves but the WORLD doesn't need to see it.
Has Isla forgotten about her climate change passion? She would not have approved of all that waste with wrapping paper alone, not all wrapping paper is recyclable.
Sarah, please think before you speak, the company's name is Ada & ALFRED not Ada & FRED, and note is said the business was CLOSED.
Sarah, you as a parent are currently experiencing emotions that the WORLD over is experiencing, this 'isolation, virus thing' you call has a very lot of people worried. Although I do think you may be suffering from SHOPPING WITHDRAWEL. Do you still think you have more chance of winning the lottery than getting it??
I am glad to see that you spent Jason's birthday at his pace, as parents should you not be doing that anyway. Surely the birthday meal would have been planned around his nap times.
Chris - moving is not an excuse not to cut your grass, especially from you've come home from holidays and you are all staying at home. Although that is questionable, going from you stocked fridge.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, put shoes on that baby when he goes outside and a jacket/coat, perhaps even a little hat. Chris said the sun had went down and ITS STILL BLOODY MARCH.
Sarah, your choice to do a milk & fruit bath for your baby, but did you not research it. A milk and fruit bath is, warm water, LAVENDER SCENTED MILK BATH MIX (epsom salts, POWDERED milk, lavender essential oil), and fruit of your choice. AGAIN, in the current climate the WORLD over, your need for excess and waste is not needed.
Sorry I've been absent for the last day or two but been a bit busy. So anyways here goes the little things I've picked up in the last 3 'episodes'.
10 am up and dressed - glad you listened to my advice about trying to keep a normal routine during the 'isolation virus thing' you mentioned, think you mean Covid-19, or you can call it coronavirus.
Sarah, you said you were clearing out Jason's room because it had become a dumping ground and its a big mess and needs sorting, but Chris said it had been turned into a packing/moving room and also the dining room. Top tip for moving, clear your garage of all your junk, pack boxes from house and move them into garage!!! You're luckier than a lot of people, I believe you have a DOUBLE garage.
Sarah, you do still need to brush Isla's hair daily even thought she's not at school.
Chris, the girls were all doing school work yet you showed Esme lounging on the sofa on a phone??
Glad to see that the girls two cups of tea ration has been lifted, remember the one teabag for morning the other for night. They were having a little sneaky juicy one in the afternoon.
Chris - the girls had a very long afternoon of school work, yet Jason was down for a nap??
Please put shoes and little jacket on Jason when he's outside, its MARCH, Isla was wearing her winter coat!!
Glad to see everyone eating dinner together in the dining room but PLEASE put something under the highchair to protect the carpet for your 'new buyers', a large towel would suffice.
You lot are not missing Prinny, when you go out to the shops that you're clearly doing, collect her. You just added that in because you're selling the Prinny doll/cuddly toy or whatever the hell it is.
Sarah - you're sorry because you hadn't got a 1st birthday card??? Did you hear of online ordering?
How did granny and grandpa know they wouldn't be seeing Jason for his 1st birthday, obviously they dropped it of probably at the same time they stocked up food for you all.
Sarah, I'll repeat again, you do not have to 'homeschool' Jason, talking about toys that will teach him numbers, colours and shapes, that's called interaction.
What filter do you use on the camera? because that doll looks nothing like Jason.
And as for those things the girls got, of course they were gifted, you had your children literally BEG for them to be gifted.
FIRST BIRTHDAY
Can we all give Mr & Mrs Mingham a big round of applause because they've managed to keep the child alive for a year.
Chris & Sarah, its totally your business how much tat you buy your children, but given the current climate the WORLD is in, perhaps you could've not filmed quite so much. Certainly film it for yourselves but the WORLD doesn't need to see it.
Has Isla forgotten about her climate change passion? She would not have approved of all that waste with wrapping paper alone, not all wrapping paper is recyclable.
Sarah, please think before you speak, the company's name is Ada & ALFRED not Ada & FRED, and note is said the business was CLOSED.
Sarah, you as a parent are currently experiencing emotions that the WORLD over is experiencing, this 'isolation, virus thing' you call has a very lot of people worried. Although I do think you may be suffering from SHOPPING WITHDRAWEL. Do you still think you have more chance of winning the lottery than getting it??
I am glad to see that you spent Jason's birthday at his pace, as parents should you not be doing that anyway. Surely the birthday meal would have been planned around his nap times.
Chris - moving is not an excuse not to cut your grass, especially from you've come home from holidays and you are all staying at home. Although that is questionable, going from you stocked fridge.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, put shoes on that baby when he goes outside and a jacket/coat, perhaps even a little hat. Chris said the sun had went down and ITS STILL BLOODY MARCH.
Sarah, your choice to do a milk & fruit bath for your baby, but did you not research it. A milk and fruit bath is, warm water, LAVENDER SCENTED MILK BATH MIX (epsom salts, POWDERED milk, lavender essential oil), and fruit of your choice. AGAIN, in the current climate the WORLD over, your need for excess and waste is not needed.
I'm sorry but looking at my mother's minge at 14 years old would have disturbed me! Nope! No way! I would have thrown up and died.
I haven’t watched the vlog or read all the posts but is Sarah saying that’s breast milk in Jason’s bath ?? Absolute bullshit !! Breast milk is not that bright white that’s totally cows milk or even the sma she has ! You telling me she sat and pumped that amount of breastmilk !! So many lies !!
She said “who says it’s cows milk?”
But hasn’t said what it is.
So it very likely is.
She shows no preparation of powdered milk or similar in the vlog.
On her Facebook her friend said OK if you can get milk. And sarah said "or breast milk" I think she is claiming she pumped some then watered it down, I believe you're meant to water whole milk down if using that. To get it to colour she had it there's zero way she could have produced enough to discolour that amount of water. She's a liar.
Haha the house is back on the market!!!! 
what a shame.
Looks like no more marble floor, acres of land and Disney style windows for them. They spoilt jace for his birthday saying it’s ok all the toys will go in his new play room
what a shame.Looks like no more marble floor, acres of land and Disney style windows for them. They spoilt jace for his birthday saying it’s ok all the toys will go in his new play room
Oh so now she doesn’t want to go out ? Yet last week when she should of been self isolating she went on a shopping spree !
Send help for Sarah her stash of junk is running low ! Chris is running out of full fat coke things are getting bad !
Send help for Sarah her stash of junk is running low ! Chris is running out of full fat coke things are getting bad !
Does this family ever shower?
he put a tin of baked beans in the sauceIt must be like biblical times in their house she couldn’t even get pasta and could only get 1 jar of is pasta sauce at Morrison’s then they make a Spag Bol from 2 jars of sauce, mince and low and behold pasta!!Listen noncey your fridge is full of shot from ASDA and so was Jace’s cake so don’t come the innocent you’ve been out you pair of selfish flabby pricks.
that sign is doing my nut, the tit font looks like jace twins 1So it's a year since the backwards/forwards wheelchair, Creepy being more excited about a 24 hour Costa that his second son and Lazy getting high on gas and air before pushing baby clickbait out of her vag. It's Jace's first birthday and time for a new vlog rundown. Happy Saturday everyone.
A SPECIAL 1st BIRTHDAY - OPENING PRESENTS!
Throwback footage of Jace's birth. They film the 'Jace turns 1' sign. They've just woke Jace up, had breakfast and done Jace's hair. They sang happy birthday and they're waiting to go downstairs for presents.
Footage of the presents and a happy birthday sign.
Jace walks into the living room and they sing happy birthday to Jace, who looks a bit overwhelmed and confused. He walks over to his pram then his cars.
Isabelle helps Jace open a present. They're filming him as usual rather than spending quality time with him. From one angle they film him normally and from another they add a filter. He gets some cars from Hi Steve and Lesley Jane and a wooden bowling set.
They facetime Hi Steve and Lesley Jane.
More presents. One is making a noise and Lazy says they should open it. It's a train set.
Footage of Creepy telling the girls Jace had been born and them meeting him.
Lazy says they have fed Jace and had breakfast. they have a few more present to open but they have all day to do it. Everyone has gone upstairs to get ready. The neighbour knocked on the door to give Jace a present. The main two presents are outside and Lazy has a fun plan.
They have the same problem as last night because they have been sent two day outfits for his birthday. Lazy advertises the businesses.
Jace is holding a balloon Isla made for him.
More footage from last year.
Thegirls play with Jace's play set.
Lazy says they got lucky with the weather and it's a nice day outside. It's nice to sit out in the garden on a hot day so they're going to do it. Lazy is about to put some cheese pots in the oven for lunch. They still have two present to do outside and they have something fun to do later.
Lazy says Creepy is outside setting up Jace's presents. If she looks like a panda it's because she has been crying for 20 minutes at the Instagram edits.
People have asked if Lazy is still breastfeeding. She isn't doing it much now because Jace doesn't want to but she is still breastfeeding and she can't believe she has been doing it for a year now. She gave him a feed before his nap and is feeling emotional.
Footage of the Mini and the swing/slide set. Creepy says the grass is growing and they haven't sorted it out yet as they are moving soon (not anymore!) but they will do it tomorrow.
Jace is awake and they're about to go outside to the garden. Isabelle put him in his mini. Then Isabelle puts him on his swing and slide.
Everyone is laughing at Lazy because she is putting Jace in a milk bath with some fruit. Everyone is wondering why they're doing it. The fruit is cut They don't show what milk they use (probably cow) but in the next shot Jace is in the bucket of milk.
Lazy is happy she did the milk bath Esme said Lazy couldn't put Jace in a milk bath but Lazy told her it makes the skin soft. Jace loved it though and didn't want to et out. Lazy got lots of photos and she can imagine one being for his 18th birthday cake.
Jace is in his second birthday outfit and Lazy says he looks like a Rockstar. Lazy gives Jace a talking teddy that sings Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Creepy does a creepy laugh.
Jace gets a vetch hoover and Lazy tries it. Creepy asks if that's the first time he's used a hoover. They're leaving a couple of presents until tomorrow. They're off to do dinner and then do the cake.
The cake candle is lit and Isabelle brings the cake through to the dinning room. They sing happy birthday again and Creepy woohoos.
jace is playing with his ball pit. Creepy says he walked up the stairs twice and threw himself in the ball pit twice but it wasn't captured on camera so obviously didn't happen. Jace goes up the stairs and Isla pulls him down the slide by his arms.
More labour footage and they watch the birth vlog.
End of vlog
Says she's doing a fruit and milk bath but what's that behind you Lazy? So that's why you stockpiled you greedy witch.
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The poor boy is probably wondering what he did wrong to end up with a family like this
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Surely his 18th birthday cake won't be as bad as this though
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Young girls asking him to follow them on his Instagram. Some of the comments are unnerving. Its like he is a god to them. I'm sure half the parents have no idea aboht him
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has anyone else noticed jason looks to be going ginger. or was i just seeing things
Hasn’t Sarah just got the shittest sense of humour? She finds the most babyish things funny, hate the way she does that hysterical laugh like she was doing on her stories yesterday with those ugly dolls.
it’s like the Toulouse thing all over again. What a sad, sad woman she is. Honestly, she is such a twit, I can’t stand her.
it’s like the Toulouse thing all over again. What a sad, sad woman she is. Honestly, she is such a twit, I can’t stand her.
As we would say in Scotland Sarah is an absolute fanny!! And he’s a still a sneaky, greasy nonce no change of word for weirdo needed it’s the same over each border LOL.
milk gate lol
sorry for the long post
sorry for the long post
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Forgive me if I'm wrong, it's been 10 years since I last breast fed. Yet, when she was showing that milk bath, (the first half of the clip, before she put water in). you could see the milk "sticking" to the side of the tin. I can't remember breast milk being of the consistency to do that?. Also breast milk is not that "white"
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