So it's a year since the backwards/forwards wheelchair, Creepy being more excited about a 24 hour Costa that his second son and Lazy getting high on gas and air before pushing baby clickbait out of her vag. It's Jace's first birthday and time for a new vlog rundown. Happy Saturday everyone.
A SPECIAL 1st BIRTHDAY - OPENING PRESENTS!
Throwback footage of Jace's birth. They film the 'Jace turns 1' sign. They've just woke Jace up, had breakfast and done Jace's hair. They sang happy birthday and they're waiting to go downstairs for presents.
Footage of the presents and a happy birthday sign.
Jace walks into the living room and they sing happy birthday to Jace, who looks a bit overwhelmed and confused. He walks over to his pram then his cars.
Isabelle helps Jace open a present. They're filming him as usual rather than spending quality time with him. From one angle they film him normally and from another they add a filter. He gets some cars from Hi Steve and Lesley Jane and a wooden bowling set.
They facetime Hi Steve and Lesley Jane.
More presents. One is making a noise and Lazy says they should open it. It's a train set.
Footage of Creepy telling the girls Jace had been born and them meeting him.
Lazy says they have fed Jace and had breakfast. they have a few more present to open but they have all day to do it. Everyone has gone upstairs to get ready. The neighbour knocked on the door to give Jace a present. The main two presents are outside and Lazy has a fun plan.
They have the same problem as last night because they have been sent two day outfits for his birthday. Lazy advertises the businesses.
Jace is holding a balloon Isla made for him.
More footage from last year.
Thegirls play with Jace's play set.
Lazy says they got lucky with the weather and it's a nice day outside. It's nice to sit out in the garden on a hot day so they're going to do it. Lazy is about to put some cheese pots in the oven for lunch. They still have two present to do outside and they have something fun to do later.
Lazy says Creepy is outside setting up Jace's presents. If she looks like a panda it's because she has been crying for 20 minutes at the Instagram edits.
They plan to watch his birth vlog later on and Lazy doesn't know how she will get through it. There was a video of the girls being surprised when Jace had been born that topped Lazy over the edge and they will watch that later too.
A lot of parents have a lot of emotion on their child's first birthday. It's because she is sat on her own thinking how lucky they are. When he was born she told Creepy they would be celebrating Jace's birthday in a year and she wondered what they would be doing.
She never imagined the whole country would be on lockdown but everything Jace needs is under their roof.
People have asked if Lazy is still breastfeeding. She isn't doing it much now because Jace doesn't want to but she is still breastfeeding and she can't believe she has been doing it for a year now. She gave him a feed before his nap and is feeling emotional.
Footage of the Mini and the swing/slide set. Creepy says the grass is growing and they haven't sorted it out yet as they are moving soon (not anymore!) but they will do it tomorrow.
They will be using it a lot over the coming weeks. Creepy shows the swing/slide and points out the basketball hoop and football net They will get Jace up soon as the sun is setting.
Jace is awake and they're about to go outside to the garden. Isabelle put him in his mini. Then Isabelle puts him on his swing and slide.
Everyone is laughing at Lazy because she is putting Jace in a milk bath with some fruit. Everyone is wondering why they're doing it. The fruit is cut They don't show what milk they use (probably cow) but in the next shot Jace is in the bucket of milk.
Lazy is happy she did the milk bath Esme said Lazy couldn't put Jace in a milk bath but Lazy told her it makes the skin soft. Jace loved it though and didn't want to et out. Lazy got lots of photos and she can imagine one being for his 18th birthday cake.
Jace is in his second birthday outfit and Lazy says he looks like a Rockstar. Lazy gives Jace a talking teddy that sings Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Creepy does a creepy laugh.
Jace gets a vetch hoover and Lazy tries it. Creepy asks if that's the first time he's used a hoover. They're leaving a couple of presents until tomorrow. They're off to do dinner and then do the cake.
The cake candle is lit and Isabelle brings the cake through to the dinning room. They sing happy birthday again and Creepy woohoos.
jace is playing with his ball pit. Creepy says he walked up the stairs twice and threw himself in the ball pit twice but it wasn't captured on camera so obviously didn't happen. Jace goes up the stairs and Isla pulls him down the slide by his arms.
More labour footage and they watch the birth vlog.
End of vlog
Says she's doing a fruit and milk bath but what's that behind you Lazy? So that's why you stockpiled you greedy bitch.
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The poor boy is probably wondering what he did wrong to end up with a family like this
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Surely his 18th birthday cake won't be as bad as this though
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or the Inghams living on Granny Jane‘s driveway in the caravan. You know, desperate times with their finances/failed house move and all that...
get a grip old man.
