What I have made of tonight vlog
They are in paradise, a holiday of a lifetime and you got up at lunchtime omg I would be up at 5 am to watch to the sun rise you really are something else.
They have got a one year old walking around the pool with no shoes on and I am screaming to myself get him off the hot floor, pans back to Lazy who says for Jace to stay in his pool as it is too hot on the floor to get out. I despise you.
Then going to the beach, I really do not care how late it is NO HAT ON JACE!!!! THEN, you leave him to crawl on the sand with the hermit crabs! OMG it scares me what goes on behind closed doors when the cameras are switched off how are your children all still alive!!!
AGAIN Jace, why the hell have you got him in the pool without not only a swim nappy but any nappy
those poor guests.
The girls are NOT doing their homework, they are bouncing around probably on Tik pweirdo Tok. While we are on about that, Esme is 10 yes 10, filming her doing seductive dances in swimsuits do you know who watches these ..... I will leave that one there. How do we know they were not doing homework because your face said it all we know you well enough now Lazy to know when you are lying, you close your eyes and rub your face when you do.
Creepy had a meeting in the hotel room
I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall for said meeting, you dont have meetings on holiday unless you are summoned.
So glad you were able to get a bed at the pool, I thought you had this pool to yourself, is it busier then you make out
I must say for what the room costs, I would expect luxury which tbh I am not seeing, and this is not in a jealous way either, the resort is beautiful, the accommodation, VERY basic and the buffet looks no better than in Spain, where is the fresh caught fish and luxury selections, all we have seen upto now is watermelon, grilled chicken and chips and cake
How burnt is Esme's wrists I noticed it on the photographs yesterday but even more so on tonight's vlog. I cannot believe that you took those £2.99 spray bottle sun creams to the Maldives you pair of brainless wonders, they just wash off and I am not talking the high intense heat over there I am talking here, no wonder you look like a lobster but your girls
No you did not sneak out bread rolls, you stole bread rolls, and for what, vlog footage, again are you such cretins well educated my arse you cannot feed fish bread it buggers up their digestion system and can kill them but well as long as you get the money shot who cares
Soooo it is after 7pm and still in the sea, when Esme comes back to tell you about her adventure (the only bit of the holiday up to now that has made me smile seeing Esme having real fun, not forced fun) you say 10 more minutes then cut to you walking to the restaurant where you are showered and changed all of you and it is only 8 pm hmmm so what time is it really as you cannot get out of the sea, showered, changed and laze around like you said you did in less than one hour
You actually thought Jace had been left in the room on his own.
Good job between Isabelle and the staff in the resort your son is still alive and not on his own. But then he is a modern day Matilda he is used to being left on his own.