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Is she wearing the polo neck to cover up her quadruple chin?
Thing quite suites her she is vile
I've gotta ask. Did they mention maggot gate at all? 
They are going to ruin their new house by doing exactly what they did before - filling it with as much cheap furniture as Sarah can get her trotters on. She's got that manic look in her eyes when she's in Ikea. Let the girls design their own bedrooms Sarah, you controlling, narc witch!
Those hideous grey sofas are going with them.
Sounds like Isla gets the bedroom with the Disneyesque window
Those hideous grey sofas are going with them.
Sounds like Isla gets the bedroom with the Disneyesque window
Well it suits her then!
Why lie about pointless things? No way did Jace eat that plate of fish chips and peas with no bib on and stay that clean! Either you fed him it off camera with a bib on or took it away from him
Are we suppose to believe that they all were fast asleep at 11.30 at night, even the girls are barely asleep at that time.
They have only just realised how to spell February!! 
Sorry but she cannot proofe that she went for the schoolrun all last week, because GrannyLes did all of them, and he edit all the vlogs where Sarah told....
I have never ever seen someone get so excited about buying more tat ! It’s like they have ruined this house and now are moving on to ruin another house with more tat !
There is absolutely not one thing in their house which is actually nice or homely ! She has no taste AT ALL !!!!
There is absolutely not one thing in their house which is actually nice or homely ! She has no taste AT ALL !!!!
SOMETHING TERRIFYING HAPPENED ABOVE OUR HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT! CAUGHT ON CAMERA!!
Maggot Face Lazy starts the vlog in the dinning room. She is off to Ikea with Creepy. She's been watching organisation hacks and been on Pinterest for inspiration for the new house Prepare for another typically chavvy design guys. Jace is eating cinnamon cushions for breakfast but can't work out how to chew them. Lazy wants to eat at the dinning room table a bit more.
At Ikea and Creepy says he is there for the meatballs. Lazy says they're not. Creepy 'Why yee trippin' man'. He keeps saying meatballs. He's sat on one of the sofas. Lazy films him vlogging himself. He says there's two living rooms to put sofas in; one family area and a living room. They will have room in the new living room to make the current sofa a corner sofa.
Lazy asks who loves Daim bars and says they have them in Ikea as they are Scandinavian. She's excited as they are like Rolos.
Creepy is still on the hunt for a sofa. Lazy asks if Daim bars are Scandinavian. She says she's in heaven in ikea with so many ideas. It's exciting to have so many pr-oh-jects to put your mind to. She's looking at craft stations for Isla. She has the smallest bedroom in the new house as that's what she chose because of the window. Lazy says she would've given Jace that bedroom. When there's a bed and wardrobe in there, there won't be much space for anything else. Lazy has found a desk in B&M that folds against the wall and pulls down. She wants to put a crafting trolley in there too. She finds a stand for a roll of paper to go on the wall too. Lazy says Isla's new room would fit a double bed in but she wants to fit a few things in there. The ceiling is a funky shape, she indicates it's a slanting ceiling.
Lazy has seen a peg board for Isabelle's room to put make up and hair accessories in. Someone is copying Stacey Solomon again.
Creepy is shocked we spend an average of 27 years of our lives sleeping. Lazy will probably spend about 37 years of her life asleep and I'm being kind there.
In the café and Lazy forgot Jace's bib. She's giving Jace an ikea meal of fish, chips and peas that is recommended for children 4+. Back at the car and Lazy is fuming she spent £140 on storage boxes.
Back home and Jace has eaten three chocolate buttons. Lazy says he can't have any more. She has to go to dance with Isabelle and to Esme's parents evening. She shows some items she got on Instagram. One of the hoodies she got Jace is the same as or similar to one of Isabelle's new Teen and Me blankets.
Creepy is in the bedroom with Jace. He says he was cleaning the bathroom and Jace was wiping his clothes on the floor. He tipped his cup upside down and cleaned the contents up off the floor. Creepy says Esme was nervous about parents evening. He tells us he and Lazy woke up early in the morning and heard a bang. He shows us some footage one from the neighbour's security cameras of their house. The footage shows something falling and exploding. He isn't sure what it was but it made the news and a quick google shows it was a meteor. He asks the ifam to comment down below what they think it is. Creepy thinks it's a ufo. He says he loves alien stuff then and the papers will never accept that it was an alien. Oh do piss off Creepy. I wish someone would take him to the moon and just leave him there. Can we start a Go Fund Me and make it happen?
Lazy has been to parents evening for Esme and tells her how it went. It was the best parents evening she'd had for Esme. None of the girls have ever had a bad parent's evening. Lazy says the teacher said she was the star pupil for trying. Lazy didn't know they don't do SATS because they constantly do assessments. Isla butts in and tells everyone how to spell February.
Riddle of the day.
Creepy says Isabelle and Lazy have been online shopping and he is panicking. They are shopping for summer clothes for holiday. He says Lazy is doing the school run tomorrow. She says she had to do it last week. Erm, didn't Granny do it. Lazy says she's taking the girls because Esme has a meeting about her prom.
Creepy asks everyone to comment down below what they thought the UFO was. Lazy says it was a meteor. Creepy tells her that's what the government want her to think and does his angry groomer face. He's seen a second video and it looked like it exploded mid air.
End of vlog.
At Ikea and Creepy says he is there for the meatballs. Lazy says they're not. Creepy 'Why yee trippin' man'. He keeps saying meatballs.
He's sat on one of the sofas. Lazy films him vlogging himself. He says there's two living rooms to put sofas in; one family area and a living room. They will have room in the new living room to make the current sofa a corner sofa. Lazy asks who loves Daim bars and says they have them in Ikea as they are Scandinavian. She's excited as they are like Rolos.
Creepy is still on the hunt for a sofa. Lazy asks if Daim bars are Scandinavian. She says she's in heaven in ikea with so many ideas. It's exciting to have so many pr-oh-jects to put your mind to. She's looking at craft stations for Isla. She has the smallest bedroom in the new house as that's what she chose because of the window. Lazy says she would've given Jace that bedroom. When there's a bed and wardrobe in there, there won't be much space for anything else. Lazy has found a desk in B&M that folds against the wall and pulls down. She wants to put a crafting trolley in there too. She finds a stand for a roll of paper to go on the wall too. Lazy says Isla's new room would fit a double bed in but she wants to fit a few things in there. The ceiling is a funky shape, she indicates it's a slanting ceiling.
Lazy has seen a peg board for Isabelle's room to put make up and hair accessories in. Someone is copying Stacey Solomon again.
Creepy is shocked we spend an average of 27 years of our lives sleeping. Lazy will probably spend about 37 years of her life asleep and I'm being kind there.
In the café and Lazy forgot Jace's bib. She's giving Jace an ikea meal of fish, chips and peas that is recommended for children 4+. Back at the car and Lazy is fuming she spent £140 on storage boxes.
Back home and Jace has eaten three chocolate buttons. Lazy says he can't have any more. She has to go to dance with Isabelle and to Esme's parents evening. She shows some items she got on Instagram. One of the hoodies she got Jace is the same as or similar to one of Isabelle's new Teen and Me blankets.
Creepy is in the bedroom with Jace. He says he was cleaning the bathroom and Jace was wiping his clothes on the floor. He tipped his cup upside down and cleaned the contents up off the floor. Creepy says Esme was nervous about parents evening. He tells us he and Lazy woke up early in the morning and heard a bang. He shows us some footage one from the neighbour's security cameras of their house. The footage shows something falling and exploding. He isn't sure what it was but it made the news and a quick google shows it was a meteor. He asks the ifam to comment down below what they think it is. Creepy thinks it's a ufo. He says he loves alien stuff then and the papers will never accept that it was an alien. Oh do piss off Creepy.
I wish someone would take him to the moon and just leave him there. Can we start a Go Fund Me and make it happen? Lazy has been to parents evening for Esme and tells her how it went. It was the best parents evening she'd had for Esme. None of the girls have ever had a bad parent's evening. Lazy says the teacher said she was the star pupil for trying. Lazy didn't know they don't do SATS because they constantly do assessments. Isla butts in and tells everyone how to spell February.
Riddle of the day.
Creepy says Isabelle and Lazy have been online shopping and he is panicking. They are shopping for summer clothes for holiday. He says Lazy is doing the school run tomorrow. She says she had to do it last week. Erm, didn't Granny do it. Lazy says she's taking the girls because Esme has a meeting about her prom.
Creepy asks everyone to comment down below what they thought the UFO was. Lazy says it was a meteor. Creepy tells her that's what the government want her to think and does his angry groomer face. He's seen a second video and it looked like it exploded mid air.
End of vlog.
Why do they have someone else’s CCTV footage ... don’t tell me they went out of their way to get that for the thumbnail smh
She needs to get her own ideas, see she mentioned labeling then as well, fuckin copying bastard!SOMETHING TERRIFYING HAPPENED ABOVE OUR HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT! CAUGHT ON CAMERA!!
Maggot FaceLazy starts the vlog in the dinning room. She is off to Ikea with Creepy. She's been watching organisation hacks and been on Pinterest for inspiration for the new house Prepare for another typically chavvy design guys. Jace is eating cinnamon cushions for breakfast but can't work out how to chew them. Lazy wants to eat at the dinning room table a bit more.
At Ikea and Creepy says he is there for the meatballs. Lazy says they're not. Creepy 'Why yee trippin' man'. He keeps saying meatballs.
Lazy asks who loves Daim bars and says they have them in Ikea as they are Scandinavian. She's excited as they are like Rolos.
Creepy is still on the hunt for a sofa. Lazy asks if Daim bars are Scandinavian. She says she's in heaven in ikea with so many ideas. It's exciting to have so many pr-oh-jects to put your mind to. She's looking at craft stations for Isla. She has the smallest bedroom in the new house as that's what she chose because of the window. Lazy says she would've given Jace that bedroom. When there's a bed and wardrobe in there, there won't be much space for anything else. Lazy has found a desk in B&M that folds against the wall and pulls down. She wants to put a crafting trolley in there too. She finds a stand for a roll of paper to go on the wall too. Lazy says Isla's new room would fit a double bed in but she wants to fit a few things in there. The ceiling is a funky shape, she indicates it's a slanting ceiling.
Lazy has seen a peg board for Isabelle's room to put make up and hair accessories in. Someone is copying Stacey Solomon again.
Creepy is shocked we spend an average of 27 years of our lives sleeping. Lazy will probably spend about 37 years of her life asleep and I'm being kind there.
In the café and Lazy forgot Jace's bib. She's giving Jace an ikea meal of fish, chips and peas that is recommended for children 4+. Back at the car and Lazy is fuming she spent £140 on storage boxes.
Back home and Jace has eaten three chocolate buttons. Lazy says he can't have any more. She has to go to dance with Isabelle and to Esme's parents evening. She shows some items she got on Instagram. One of the hoodies she got Jace is the same as or similar to one of Isabelle's new Teen and Me blankets.
Creepy is in the bedroom with Jace. He says he was cleaning the bathroom and Jace was wiping his clothes on the floor. He tipped his cup upside down and cleaned the contents up off the floor. Creepy says Esme was nervous about parents evening. He tells us he and Lazy woke up early in the morning and heard a bang. He shows us some footage one from the neighbour's security cameras of their house. The footage shows something falling and exploding. He isn't sure what it was but it made the news and a quick google shows it was a meteor. He asks the ifam to comment down below what they think it is. Creepy thinks it's a ufo. He says he loves alien stuff then and the papers will never accept that it was an alien. Oh do piss off Creepy.
Lazy has been to parents evening for Esme and tells her how it went. It was the best parents evening she'd had for Esme. None of the girls have ever had a bad parent's evening. Lazy says the teacher said she was the star pupil for trying. Lazy didn't know they don't do SATS because they constantly do assessments. Isla butts in and tells everyone how to spell February.
Riddle of the day.
Creepy says Isabelle and Lazy have been online shopping and he is panicking. They are shopping for summer clothes for holiday. He says Lazy is doing the school run tomorrow. She says she had to do it last week. Erm, didn't Granny do it. Lazy says she's taking the girls because Esme has a meeting about her prom.
Creepy asks everyone to comment down below what they thought the UFO was. Lazy says it was a meteor. Creepy tells her that's what the government want her to think and does his angry groomer face. He's seen a second video and it looked like it exploded mid air.
End of vlog.
My thoughts on the vlog:
- Why is she going to IKEA when they're supposed to be moving house? Surely you'd pack the old house up first, and wait until you're in the new house to buy "organisation bits and bats"
- Sat in the dining room again for our benefit.
- No you didn't used to sit in there every single night to have dinner. You've only used the table like 3 times!
- Sarah, you absolute bleeping knobhead. That sugary cereal is rock hard. Jace has like 1 tooth. Do the bleeping maths. Of course he's going to choke on them.
- More sweets.
- Creepy pointed out the sign "we spend on average 27 years of our lives sleeping"... Unless you're Chris Ingham who spends that time grooming young girls.
- More chocolate for Jace
then she just leaves him in the high chair, covered in mess, crying for more, whilst she vlogs. Selfish witch. Sort your son out, let him go play, then finish filming more tit.
- So creepy didn't go along to parents evening? Shows how much the girl's education means when he doesn't bother to go along too.
- Oh god, Creepy back to his UFO conspiracies again. Shame aliens can't take him away from us.
- Poor Isabelle wearing a "Sarah Ingham special" jumper
- How did you not know that your daughter doesn't have to do SATS at her private school? Seriously, Sarah? Maybe if you took more bleeping notice in your child's education, you'd know.
- Isla having to get her air time whilst Esme is having hers
Couldn't be bothered to watch the end.
- Why is she going to IKEA when they're supposed to be moving house? Surely you'd pack the old house up first, and wait until you're in the new house to buy "organisation bits and bats"
- Sat in the dining room again for our benefit.
- No you didn't used to sit in there every single night to have dinner. You've only used the table like 3 times!
- Sarah, you absolute bleeping knobhead. That sugary cereal is rock hard. Jace has like 1 tooth. Do the bleeping maths. Of course he's going to choke on them.
- More sweets.
- Creepy pointed out the sign "we spend on average 27 years of our lives sleeping"... Unless you're Chris Ingham who spends that time grooming young girls.
- More chocolate for Jace
then she just leaves him in the high chair, covered in mess, crying for more, whilst she vlogs. Selfish witch. Sort your son out, let him go play, then finish filming more tit. - So creepy didn't go along to parents evening? Shows how much the girl's education means when he doesn't bother to go along too.
- Oh god, Creepy back to his UFO conspiracies again. Shame aliens can't take him away from us.
- Poor Isabelle wearing a "Sarah Ingham special" jumper
- How did you not know that your daughter doesn't have to do SATS at her private school? Seriously, Sarah? Maybe if you took more bleeping notice in your child's education, you'd know.
- Isla having to get her air time whilst Esme is having hers
Couldn't be bothered to watch the end.
So they are probably use to maggots then.
Wish the meteor had landed on Chris and Sarah in their bedroom. Or at least destroyed the roof without injuring anyone so they couldn’t claim on insurance and had to pay for it themselves haha. Funny how it was over their house. Probably god trying to strike them down for their vile behaviour. Even God has it in for them. Or maybe it was aliens and they have come back for their prodigal son Chris? I mean he does look like he could be an alien with the state of him.
Finding creepy on top of you. Sorry I’m on my way out..
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