Todays vlog. 14 year old surprises sisters with a christmas bedroom makeover.
Todays vlog starts with Sarah wondering what day it is. Jace peeps from behind her in the Jumperoo. “is it Tuesday? Oh no it’s Wednesday.” Sarahs been spring cleaning. (Chris has.)
Jace is crying. Sarahs going to get him out for a banana and porridge.
Sarah mentions somebody is coming to view the house. Sarah complains that some of her “biggest fans” knew within three minutes that the house was up for sale and posted it online. (Bitterness is oozing from her!) Mrs positive pineapple turned rotten! Nobody wants to watch a snarky cow complaining. Chris caused it all Sarah. You’re pointing your fingers at the wrong people! No wonder the views are so low!
She’s selling the house for more privacy. Not because Chris as been allegedly messaging teenagers.
Chris looks like he’s throwing gang signs at the side of the car. Blah blah broken camera. He’s off on a skate day and filming. His imaginary friend Mark as gone to get the Capri suns! (He said coffee but I’ll treat him like the twelve year old he thinks he is.)
Sarahs at b&m for decorations for the girls room. (No sign of granny troll.)
Sarah’s snapped out of the attitude and she’s being fake and cheery again while she shows off snow globes.
Chris nearly falls off a tiny wall.
Sarah’s showing advent calendars.
Back home and Isla says she’s excited for dance. Jace is jumping in his Jumperoo.
Sarah and Isabelle are about to start the secret mission.
Lady muck is off to have the mothers give her dirty while she takes the girls to dance. I bet her ‘reserved’ throne is all ready and waiting for her.
Isabelle is putting up Christmas decorations In the girls room.
THREE HOURS LATER. Still putting up decorations.
No sign of Sarah and Chris so I’m guessing they’re sat somewhere reading tattle and doing fake trust pilot reviews.
Isabelle shows off the room. She’s done a better job than Sarah would have done to be fair.
The girls like their room.
Sarah and Chris are still MIA. I’m imagining them punching a pillow like it’s tattles face.
Sarah is back and screeching that she’s Jealous of the girls room.
Chris is skating through the streets! He’s just left the imaginary boys and he’s saying how beautiful Leeds is at Christmas. He’s off back to the car.
Sarah is ending the vlog and saying that she’s booked a surprise off chris for her birthday. Chris knows because she’s used his card. She tells Chris that they are off to Manchester on the 13th to see the grinch! Cackle, cackle, screech. She’s so buzzin’ Chris is pretending that he doesn’t mind that she’s spent more than £10 he says they’ll have to book a nice hotel. (Premier inn.) I wonder if they’re taking the girls and Jace? I doubt it though. The girls will have to watch the movie with granny.
Seriously they are getting beyond boring. The snarky attitude directed at people who have an issue with her husband allegedly asking a sixteen year old to sneak out of her parents hotel room is getting ridiculous. Pipe down Sarah. You are not the victim. You might have decided to turn the other cheek and ignore what he did but most people don’t forgive and forget as easily as you do. Your behaviour is disgusting and the fact that you blame everybody but Chris shows the kind of person you are. Roll on January when fingers crossed, you will be demonetised and then you will have to start earning your own money instead of relying on your children to fund your matalan addiction and the dickheads new skates. That woman winds me up!