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that was brilliant.....thankyou now l have no need to watch*Acts like Chris ingham with a late vlog.* Sorry it’s late guys! do you even know how hard it is being a tattle VIP member?! 10 minutes of typing while being hand fed grapes by the Tatfam is such hard work. I’ve been thinking of taking 6 days a week off just to rest my poor, poor fingers!Ok if anybody still wants to read it....
Yesterdays Vlog starts with a preview of what’s to come. Cheesy music while the girls take pictures of a lake.
Peace is shattered when Sarah screams GOOD MORNING IFAM! A BIG HAPPY, HAPPY SUNDAY TO YOU ALL! Sarah explains that she and Isla have had a chat about Remembrance Sunday and then she starts talking about the washing that they washed on their day off. Suitcases are off to storage (the garage of doom) and the holiday clothes have been put away because they have no more warm holidays planned this year. Possibly ingham speak for “the tin can is getting an airing this winter.” I’m surprised she’s not stuck a tree up in there yet.
Sarah rolls her eyes because Isabelle needs some new shoes. Sarah has no desire to go into Leeds so she’s off to matalan for some cheap ones because she breaks up for Christmas soon anyway.
Fashion show from Isla as she shows her outfit of the day. Esme shouts something off camera about Isla wearing her tights.
Sarah explains that she and isabelle have started their periods. Sarah drones on about feeling delicate.
Isla is eating a candy Neck Lace. (Her meat free breakfast i assume.)
Sarah and Isabelle are off to matalan.
Sarah is cooing over the Christmas baby clothes she won’t buy for Jace. Come on ifam get your purses out.
Christmas talk and Sarah can’t wait for matching pyjamas. “Ohh I’m sooo excited.” She says.
They're now in the home section looking at wine glasses. Isabelle likes the rainbow ones and Sarah likes the rose gold but unless the ifam dip their hands in their pockets I’m guessing the plastic ones from the tin can will have to do.
Isabelle holds something up and says “don’t you think these will be nice for the new house?” sarah says “so cute.”
They look at a christmas plate and Sarah says “it’s so dad. IT’S SO DAD!”
Sarah cackles at a rudolf plate.
Isabelle is acting like she’s scared of a fuggler toy. Sarah cackles and says “AHhahahaAH it looks like me when I’ve just woke up.” Sarah notices it’s only £6 so wants to get it for Chris for Christmas.
More cackling at some teddies for Jace. They’re £4.80 so let’s let 2 says Sarah.
More things are super cute and Sarah says they need to start decorating the house for Christmas. Isabelle says they can do it when dad goes “skating.”
Isabelle likes a big pink sand hour glass Sarah says she can pop It on her Christmas list as Isabelle says but there’s only one left. *inside Sarahs head* “I’ll get her an egg timer from the pound shop. I’m not paying for that.”
Cheesy montage of matalans Christmas stock.
Back home. “GOOD MORNING LITTLE MAN!” as Sarah greets Jace in his high chair. “Did you just wake up from your nap?” Sarah says this is why you shouldn’t wear lipstick and points to Jaces head. Jace reaches for half of Sarahs belvita bar.
Jace is eating the belvita bar while Sarah says “it’s ok. Mummy can go without.”
Sarah mentions she wishes she’d got home earlier so she could have fed Jace before his nap but she’s had a cup of tea and gave him half an hour before going upstairs to bring him down. Sarah says Jace is looking for the doggy.
*david attenborough voice* “And here we have a rarely spotted Prinny woo. She makes her way slowly along the floor before foraging beneath the high chair for crumbs of belvita. Her ungroomed coat catches the pieces to store for a later meal.”
Prinny makes a noise so Sarah says “are you ok Prinny? Come and get a drink of water. That serves you right for stealing food off the floor.”
Sarah says Esme came down the slide and jarred her knee at the swimming party. She’s sprained it because the water was shallow. She says it’s quite bad and Esme never complains so they know it’s hurting. Then she mentions Chris has had face ache for a month. Dentist Chris thinks that his wisdom tooth is growing sideways but he’s been struggling to get a dentist appointment.
Shoes and coats on because they’re off to take Prinny on a nice family walk. Chris complains that they’re not watching home alone later. duck off chris. Im guessing he picked pretty woman again for the family movie.
Chris explains this weeks plan is to get set for winter. he’s wearing three jumpers, a hoody and a thin summer jacket. (That cost about £90 but let’s not mention that.)Esme is wearing one of chris’ jackets because she didn’t bring her coat.
they're at some reservoir. Chris says they tried to be adventurous and go to another reservoir but the car almost didn’t fit down the country roads so they abandoned that idea and went to the one they always go to because they’re losing sunlight. 🥱
Chris points his long ET finger at some trees.
Sarah mentions the Manchester Christmas light switch on is on Thursday and they should go to that. Chris looks unsure. “Nah fam. I ain‘t takin’ you foos to Manchester where I go “skating.” He then says “Let’s do it though. That sounds FUUUN!”
The girls are walking through the woods.
Sarah doesn’t like the darker nights and shorter days. Apparently they have to cram more in to the days before the light goes. I don’t remember them having this problem before they started earning money and became lazy. Sarah stresses that they don’t film enough in the day during this time of year. Oh duck off sarah! She has to be scraped off the sofa during the day and the wet lettuce is usually off on his skates and sliding along shop poles. Stop making excuses for laziness!
Jace gets pushed through the woods while Sarah explains she’s devastated that mothercare is closing. (I’m pretty sure the only time she went in was when they had a 75% off sale.) She has sooooo many memories of going into mothercare and mamas and papas! She’s really sad. It sounds like she’s worrying that matalan might be next. Jace looks pissed off and uninterested as she tells him people need to start buying from shops.
The girls walk to the water and take pictures on their phones.
Sarah points at the girls who are now doing tik toks on their phones.
Chris puts his arm out and says it’s soooooo pretty. Thankfully he can’t use his drone because he’s forgotten the attachment for his phone. Chris says he feels like he’s in the middle of America when he’s at the reservoir.
Shot of trees and then back through the woods in the dark.
Sarah french plaits the girls hair for school tomorrow.
Sarah puts the girls to bed and mentions she went to school with the actress who played Maude in the older series of the worst witch. “I went to school with a few famous people. I used to go to acting school.”
Sarah mentions she’s trying to source some of the big pillows she got in america so she can sell them to the ifam.
Sarah clicks her fingers at three messy areas in the house and shows that it’s now been cleaned. (Chris has cleaned up between clicks.)
Sarah is on the sofa. She wants to get into bed and these cramps are awful but she shouldnt complain as she knows how lucky she is to have a menstrual cycle and lots of women would do anything to be in the position Sarah is right now.
She says Christmas is on the way as of this week and the girls will be having a bedroom makeover. (Chris will drag out the pop up white tree from the garage for their room.) She mentions there isn’t enough time in December with trips out so it’s going up the week. She’ll be doing Christmas hauls and lots of Christmassy things.
End of vlog.
I have two points. Should Izzy have got shoes in September for school? They surely wouldn't last two months!
What did Sarah say the girl who played Maud was called? Im sure she said Sara but on IMDB it says Emma
What did Sarah say the girl who played Maud was called? Im sure she said Sara but on IMDB it says Emma
Sarah “it’s only a few weeks until they break up for Christmas”. No Sarah , I know maths isn’t your strong point but it’s approx 6 weeks IF you don’t take them out for more super fun holidays.
Your child WILL need shoes that last them more that a “week or two”.
Your child WILL need shoes that last them more that a “week or two”.
Loved the bit where Sarah was bragging about knowing actresses because she went to stage school.
I know your an actress in your own drama Sarah love but I don’t think that’s the entire idea of stage school. I doubt any of these actress are talking about how they went to school with notorious Sarah Ingham
She said she was called Sara. She’s probably just making it up to sound a bit more interesting. Like Chris does when he pretends he used to be a pilot and a cheerleader in the past.
Izzy got new school shoes not long ago. But because they buy cheap tit, they last a few weeks.
New updates from Sarah from her sweatshop and me store. Really enjoyed her describing her ordering process, of picking from wish and having it shipped from China without saying it she then proceeded to flog one of her products and it had a very obvious fault on it 
she then proceeded to flog one of her products and it had a very obvious fault on it 
Granny Zelda bought the last ones from Peacocks? From the threads here she got them just after Easter holidays, surprised they lasted so long!!
Charges kiddy fam fortune for a hoody but buys her own kids the cheapest of cheap shoes and coats, the things the wear everyday!!
I was thinking about this pair of idiots last night, and I think they're almost certainly in a very lot more of a financial mess than even we have given them credit for. Don't worry Creepy and Lazy, I'll explain.
I think we've more or less established that they don't have any savings? But do we know if they've been paying into any kind of pension scheme? When you start making serious money out of nowhere, the sensible thing to do is pick a decent pension scheme to pay into. (Yes, you can do this if you're self-employed.) I'm willing to bet this never even crossed Lazy and Creepy's minds, they probably thought they were going to keep raking in more and more cash off youtube.
Their downfall seems inevitable now one way or another. The views are either going to keep on declining until it's all over, or the changes in January are going to finish them off. So not only are they going to be left with a sudden, massive drop in income, they're also going to be left with no pension contributions for the last three-ish years. Which, let's face it, are going to be the highest earning years of their lives. They're never going to get back to this point.
The sensible thing to do would have been to pay both of them a salary out of the youtube takings. That way they could pay into two separate pensions each, and both make contributions to their national insurance, which they'll need to take a state pension. Chris will at least have some kind of pension from lugging bags around at the airport and a good 10 years or so of national insurance contributions? But if Sarah has never done an honest day's work in her life unless you count youtube, not only will she not have any kind of regular pension, she won't have any claim to a state pension either. We've all heard Sarah talking about borrowing Chris's cards. I bet you anything all their youtube earnings are in his name.
Of course, I'm willing to bet trainee pilots earn a small fortune, so Chris will obviously have an absolutely massive pension saved up already and this is all irrelevant. Oh, wait.
I think we've more or less established that they don't have any savings? But do we know if they've been paying into any kind of pension scheme? When you start making serious money out of nowhere, the sensible thing to do is pick a decent pension scheme to pay into. (Yes, you can do this if you're self-employed.) I'm willing to bet this never even crossed Lazy and Creepy's minds, they probably thought they were going to keep raking in more and more cash off youtube.
Their downfall seems inevitable now one way or another. The views are either going to keep on declining until it's all over, or the changes in January are going to finish them off. So not only are they going to be left with a sudden, massive drop in income, they're also going to be left with no pension contributions for the last three-ish years. Which, let's face it, are going to be the highest earning years of their lives. They're never going to get back to this point.
The sensible thing to do would have been to pay both of them a salary out of the youtube takings. That way they could pay into two separate pensions each, and both make contributions to their national insurance, which they'll need to take a state pension. Chris will at least have some kind of pension from lugging bags around at the airport and a good 10 years or so of national insurance contributions? But if Sarah has never done an honest day's work in her life unless you count youtube, not only will she not have any kind of regular pension, she won't have any claim to a state pension either. We've all heard Sarah talking about borrowing Chris's cards. I bet you anything all their youtube earnings are in his name.
Of course, I'm willing to bet trainee pilots earn a small fortune, so Chris will obviously have an absolutely massive pension saved up already and this is all irrelevant. Oh, wait.
Just watched and I think I know what the fault was but not 100% sure. Let me know as it's bugging meNew updates from Sarah from her sweatshop and me store. Really enjoyed her describing her ordering process, of picking from wish and having it shipped from China without saying it
When I was a kid if you didn’t have the ‘in’ shoes you were bullied.
I need to know this fault too
In 5 years time there'll be a documentary on channel 5 about 'What it was like being a kid in the Ingham family' or 'The downfall of YouTube families'
Few thoughts from watching Sarah stories.
Showing off gifted Christmas cards as if that friendless witch has anyone to send them to.
What a tight cow filling the girls Christmas Eve boxes with gifted sweets
whatever about accepting them but to regift them like that has really pissed me off. Half the kids Santa presents will probably be from ifam or gifted ffs!
Showing off gifted Christmas cards as if that friendless witch has anyone to send them to.
What a tight cow filling the girls Christmas Eve boxes with gifted sweets
whatever about accepting them but to regift them like that has really pissed me off. Half the kids Santa presents will probably be from ifam or gifted ffs!The letter also looks like it’s addressed to the girls. But Sarah has decided it saves her buying her own so they can wait.Few thoughts from watching Sarah stories.
Showing off gifted Christmas cards as if that friendless witch has anyone to send them to.
What a tight cow filling the girls Christmas Eve boxes with gifted sweets
going on as if she invented Christmas Eve boxes as well. Maybe try being as inventive with your business as you are with your lies
Maybe if she was even half the savvy, creative business woman she thinks she is, she could come up with some cute little ideas for the girls presents herself but I’m sure that would be too much like hard work.
Wonder if Izzy will have to ask Santa for a decent pair of school shoes too
My daughter is the same age as Izzy and it’s all dr martens. Same for her friends and my friends children who attend private school.
The part that pisses me off is that she doesn't care about spoiling the Elf on the shelf or Santa for all the younger children who watch. These kids are seeing Sarah show off these gifts that she’ll then put in the girls Christmas Eve box and tell her children it’s from the Elf yet the young kids who are watching have seen Sarah say so and so have gifted us this item and you ifam can get 20% off if you tell your parents to buy you one.Few thoughts from watching Sarah stories.
Showing off gifted Christmas cards as if that friendless witch has anyone to send them to.
What a tight cow filling the girls Christmas Eve boxes with gifted sweets
I didn’t even think of thatThe part that pisses me off is that she doesn't care about spoiling the Elf on the shelf or Santa for all the younger children who watch. These kids are seeing Sarah show off these gifts that she’ll then put in the girls Christmas Eve box and tell her children it’s from the Elf yet the young kids who are watching have seen Sarah say so and so have gifted us this item and you ifam can get 20% off if you tell your parents to buy you one.
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