Day 3? 2 ? living the best life
MONTAGE swimming beach etc
Sarah's upside down. Jace is sick.
Or he was..now hes playing his drum and old Macdonald had a pig according to Sarah.
Lazy lies about chris sleeping in her bed but now hes not because all along it's been him who has kept Jace again with leg humping (probably) in his sleep.
Sarah's prattling about taxis and COVES and cackling and thank GOD for a ad break at this moment as my ears cant take anymore. It's just so soon Sarah!!!! Can you yell a bit later on in the vlog for those of us watching in the morning in the southern hemisphere?
MONTAGE..swimming beach etc etc
Chris tells ifam sea is stunning and he points at it behind him so ifam know what to look for.
Fish are everywhere man
Chris blurs out some people but not others
Then chris admits hes not a brave man...and okay.. hes probably talking about the cold water BUT these words resonates with everyone who knows what's coming to him. Not. A. Brave. Man. Foo
Jace is not alone in a beach with a wide angle lens so don't ring The Sun with the news haterz
MONTAGE..swimming beach ad nauseam
Some more of that money maker Jace then..
MONTAGE...Sea swimming ..yawn
Sarah shrieks!! Beach is perfick!!
She points out presents from the many many ifam who strangely dint seem to want to be on camera.
MONTAGE!! ..Sea..swimming...
Back at the resort. Chris says you'll never get my girls out if the pool whilst Isla says she wants to get out if the pool.. oh well he must mean the other two.
MONTAGE..please..let..this..vlog..end
Hello little man!!
Sarah gives us makeup advice..
They go to the lobby which Sarah says in her yelly shrieking ear cracking voice is lovely and quiet...well it WAS Sarah..
Her and weird doll maker are giving away Jace.. the doll that us..with other ingham that and it's for a raffle and its for charity (allegedly) frankly I would trust inghams with charity money as far as I could kick Sarah across that not so quiet lobby.
Jace is sick again. Do they not have doctors in lanzarote?? Anyone?? Oh well Pamela shoukd do the trick.
Sarah kisses camera MWAH
Fin
Omfg it's been bugging me on she she reminds off and Creepy ....
OH EMM GEE
*Snort!!!!