Plot twist,
Mr Ingham admitted to stuffing his face with hash cakes on a day out in the city,
on arriving back to the family residence erm dungilow ,
The wife a Mrs Sarah Ingham proceeded to lose patience with her shit faced husband and punched him in the eye she admitted to being in a frazzled state due to the stress of being a single mother for the day and said she hadn’t partaken of the said cakes ,
although the officer attending noted that she may have already eaten some judging by the state of her eyebrows which couldn’t possibly have been drawn on by a sober individual.
The loud ruckus resulted in the eviction of the family from the said dungilow and they are currently heading home ,
which could be a while in Mr Ingham’s case as his wife told him to get on his bike
He was also cautioned regarding his abuse of public property ,
In his defence mr ingham said I didn’t know hitting a public pavement with your face was a crime ?
everyone resident in the dungalows came out to wave them off
one was heard to say thank fuck for that , that laugh is worse than a cockerel
Mr Ingham admitted to stuffing his face with hash cakes
on arriving back to the family residence erm dungilow ,
The wife a Mrs Sarah Ingham proceeded to lose patience with her shit faced husband and punched him in the eye she admitted to being in a frazzled state due to the stress of being a single mother for the day and said she hadn’t partaken of the said cakes ,
although the officer attending noted that she may have already eaten some judging by the state of her eyebrows which couldn’t possibly have been drawn on by a sober individual.
The loud ruckus resulted in the eviction of the family from the said dungilow and they are currently heading home ,
which could be a while in Mr Ingham’s case as his wife told him to get on his bike
He was also cautioned regarding his abuse of public property ,
In his defence mr ingham said I didn’t know hitting a public pavement with your face was a crime ?
everyone resident in the dungalows came out to wave them off
one was heard to say thank fuck for that , that laugh is worse than a cockerel
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