So tonight’s vlog or Adventures in the tin can part 2:
They take Isla out of school and travel 85 miles to ride bikes, go to the playground and eat crap.
Lazy calling the awning a gazebo and Izzy inventing a playground ghost can’t hide the fact that they’ve spent 4 days tripping over each other in that hot caravan with bugger all to see or do.
Who needs a luxury 5* all inclusive resort when you’ve got a hungry robin and a haunted seesaw?
They all look scruffy and frazzled, especially Creepy who after saying that he’d spent a cold night editing in the awning then had the pleasure of taking the thing down and the humiliation of trying to wrestle it into it’s bag, while his lazy-arsed wife cackled in the background.
The icing on the cake and what will surely be their best holiday memory ever....eating fish and chips whilst sat in the car on a garage forecourt.
What an almighty come-down for Seacroft’s own Poundland Princess.
They take Isla out of school and travel 85 miles to ride bikes, go to the playground and eat crap.
Lazy calling the awning a gazebo and Izzy inventing a playground ghost can’t hide the fact that they’ve spent 4 days tripping over each other in that hot caravan with bugger all to see or do.
Who needs a luxury 5* all inclusive resort when you’ve got a hungry robin and a haunted seesaw?
They all look scruffy and frazzled, especially Creepy who after saying that he’d spent a cold night editing in the awning then had the pleasure of taking the thing down and the humiliation of trying to wrestle it into it’s bag, while his lazy-arsed wife cackled in the background.
The icing on the cake and what will surely be their best holiday memory ever....eating fish and chips whilst sat in the car on a garage forecourt.
What an almighty come-down for Seacroft’s own Poundland Princess.