Hands up, who would like a weekly ‘Rant from Sarah’ slot! It would be a ratings winner for their ‘TV show’, would be more popular than Strictly.
I’d love to see her get her words tangled, throw around some baseless legalese speak Inghams-style and be self righteous little madam.
Took the liberty of sketching some ideas:
1. Holidays I’ll never be able to go on again aka Hell No Florida.
2. Companies who won’t touch us with a Bargepole
3. Meet and Greets are not Our Thing anyway, would Rather Sell cheap sweatshop Merch.
4. All my Husbands Bad Ideas (tattoos, caravans, lying under daughters bed etc... this one would be a 2 parter)
5. Teen girls on Twitter telling the Truth about my twatty husband, it’s Just Not Fair.
6. How I paid for Levi’s (Best Lawyers in the Whole Wide World) to Make a No Situation go away but It Didn’t Really Work and I’m still stuck in Hell.
7. Living with a Creepy Skinny Dipping TV Star husband is Waaay better than being BFFs with the millionaire Zoella.
8. Tattle Haters Who Keep Calling Me Out On the Ridonkulous Crap I Spout.
9. Summer in A Boiling Hot Tin Can Will be The most Awesome Way Ever To Live My Best Agricultural Life Making claustrophobic Memories.
10. Hating Truth Telling Tattlers Calling Up Hotels and Spoiling All my Freebies and Making My Husband Hide A Lot behind Pot Plants and How He Papped his Pants Getting a good Frisking at Oz Airport.
I feel a BAFTA coming ....