The Ingham Family #34 Stop trying to make Rolo happen

[Charlotte1993]

Another thing I’ve noticed is the lack of any real excitement, having a baby is huge for any normal family.
Omg my sister stayed with my parents for the first week as she’d had complications,
There was mess real mess , family coming over , presents big and small , making refreshments for family bla bla ,
Did anyone even pop in apart from Rottweiler Jane ?

 

[Oohthedrama]

Don't they pay for Isabelle and Esme to go to private school?

They do
Remember when they were thinking of home schooling so they could travel more.
I don’t think they envisaged Exotic locations like Wales or Dover in their future back then.

Did anyone even pop in apart from Rottweiler Jane ?

Coco
And daddy Dixon left his Blackpool hottie for a flying visit

 

[Charlotte1993]

I never like comments on looks but bloody hell.
Can we start a go-fund-me to get Sarah to a Benefit Bar.
Those eyebrows.
I’ve just rewound and enlarged the screen.
It’s my version of passing a car crash and rubber necking

 

[LoRoCo]

I loved the adventures of Mr Young Hollywood tonight.

I mean, a report on the weather, the panic when you think you’ve forgot your trolley token followed by the joy when you realise you’ve had it all along, a story about new and exciting ways to apply for a passport AND searching your local supermarket for little sugary drink pods for your coffee machine?
I will be up for days on this adrenaline rush!!
Young Hollywood

Exciting life he leads...

 

[GiggleBee]

£130 for that monstrosity they brought Jace! They could if just put Isla's light up unicorn lamp on and he'd have been more than happy.

Isla's 'the girls are at school...' convo really rubbed me the wrong way. She's getting so cocky. Not once did Esme and Isabelle make a comment when they were off and she wasn't.

What happened to Sarah's friend with the baby who lived down the street? I'm suprised they've not come to visit.

 

[Ellerious]

What is wrong with these people .. his first interactive toy is a pop up spray tanning booth/my first festival experience.

I know this sounds godawful to even suggest but surely she should be hauling arse off the couch and being more vigilant about his grooming arse being constantly around her very vulnerable teenager and his obviously immature inappropriate behaviour. She’s not his child and he’s proven he has a sexual attraction to teenage girls, she should be very careful about keeping her safe. He worries me around that child, he’s not quite right.

 

[Isla Vass]

Sorry but I need to have a moan.
They have 2 children in private school, a lovely big house, 2 (or more?) cars but seem to spend absolutely nothing on themselves in terms of looking half decent.
Isabelle’s “hair cut” could’ve been done at home with the little amount that went into it. She didn’t get it washed, have any nice layers or have her side “fringe” cut so it frames her face. Not even styled at the end, she’d probably look lovely with some beach waves in her hair.
Anyway, you’d think they would send the 3 of them for a little pamper altogether and get their hair done properly but nope.
We see the girl’s time after time in the same dirty PJs.
Chris wears the same stinking beanie and the same 2 jumpers or so on rotation and just edits his skin on Instagram rather than taking any actual care of it in real life.
I second what somebody said before about Lazy getting down to a benefit brow bar or go and see a HD brow specialist at least, her eyebrows are just awful. She could do with a haircut herself as well.

It’s frustrating seeing a family that clearly make decent money (somehow) yet they look like complete tramps. Especially when they probably make more money than people who actually work their arses off do.

I know it’s not all about looks but when it comes to the girls it’s borderline neglect at this point.

 

[Slightly Bonkers]

Sarah just did a Q+A on Instagram. To sum it up

• They hope to go to the USA on holiday basically driving along route 66 in an RV - yeah good luck with that one mate
• They have a couple of holidays booked this year
• Breastfeeding is going well apparently - so why is it taking so long for Jace to get back to his birth weight?
• If they had a girl they would have copied the Labrant family and named her Everleigh. So original
  
• They did not like Crete because apparently there were no shops to walk to
• They want to go to the Maldives and stay in one of those floating hotels. Oh the lols
  
• Chris wants another kid

On a side note though, will someone please take those mitts off Jace's hands and burn them? His hands are not getting any air.

A dab of vaseline on his nails and the tops will peel off easily. No need for the mitts.

Everleigh? Seriously?

Floating hotels are a dream now. FFS

 

[LadyStark]

Another thing I’ve noticed is the lack of any real excitement, having a baby is huge for any normal family.
Omg my sister stayed with my parents for the first week as she’d had complications,
There was mess real mess , family coming over , presents big and small , making refreshments for family bla bla ,
Did anyone even pop in apart from Rottweiler Jane ?

Also , where are all the congrats it’s a boy l/new baby cards? We had loads when my lil sis was born .i was in primary school and even my teacher sent a little letter home to congrats

 

[asedgyasawedgy]

What is wrong with these people .. his first interactive toy is a pop up spray tanning booth/my first festival experience.

I know this sounds godawful to even suggest but surely she should be hauling arse off the couch and being more vigilant about his grooming arse being constantly around her very vulnerable teenager and his obviously immature inappropriate behaviour. She’s not his child and he’s proven he has a sexual attraction to teenage girls, she should be very careful about keeping her safe. He worries me around that child, he’s not quite right.

I’d be worried just how and what he films of that poor girl. He trains the camera on her in some strange ways, angles that just aren’t always suitable. Or wouldn’t be in a normal father daughter relationship. Sarah might want to consider what’s he’s up editing at night and making sure he doesn’t have additional footage the Ifam don’t get to see.

 

[Tublet83]

Why hasn’t postman pat and Charlotte the magpie been round

I am missing their shopping trips

 

[memoii11]

Omg, I didn't know they had Ronald Weasley at their wedding! Magical (pun intended).

Look how happy everyone looks

 

[Tublet83]

Look how happy everyone looks

To be honest that bubble arch is enough for me wtf is that

 

[Tricham]

To be honest that bubble arch is enough for me wtf is that

Tacky is what it is.

 

[Tilly]

 

[Zelda18]

What is wrong with these people .. his first interactive toy is a pop up spray tanning booth/my first festival experience.

I know this sounds godawful to even suggest but surely she should be hauling arse off the couch and being more vigilant about his grooming arse being constantly around her very vulnerable teenager and his obviously immature inappropriate behaviour. She’s not his child and he’s proven he has a sexual attraction to teenage girls, she should be very careful about keeping her safe. He worries me around that child, he’s not quite right.

As a mother it pains me to say this, but I don’t think Sarah gives a damn.
She was fully aware of Chris’ indiscretions way before the allegations yet she still allowed him to film her in bed, in very skimpy swimwear, in provocative poses etc.
Once the scandal hit and it was very much in the public eye, nothing changed.
She should of got rid, if anything to protect Isabelle, but no! She stayed and supported his actions even joining in with trolling his victims and anyone who dare hate against the family.
Poor Isabelle! Whatever must she have thought about her own mother in that situation. Perhaps she’s been brainwashed too.

Now it seems Isabelle has been spending EVEN more time with Chris.
Filming his skating, going on secret missions.
He has an unhealthy interest in her that much is obvious from the vlogs.
And Sarah being the lazy half ass mother that she is should be ashamed!

 

[Missusnaz]

Was walking up the stairs just now and heard the familiar screeching voices coming from my daughter’s phone. HELL NO I thought to myself, You know I don’t allow you to watch them. It just came up on my recommended though Mum and wanted to see how much hasn’t changed, don’t care watch family fizz instead you will smile instead of yawn!

Why was Isabelle in the thumbnail yesterday anyway? Very strange when it was about the giant toy that doesn’t fit in the living room.

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

I did a very nice email a while ago and a Dm to that lady who did the water bottles for them .she basically told me that it was her business and she needs to feed her family so she wasnt going to act .I noticed she commented on the babies photos so shes a friend of Sarah's now .some people have no morals u fortunately as the best thing for her family would have been to stay away as I am always looking for different things but wont use any companies associated with them now

Your children would probably prefer you didn’t use them to justify building your business by supporting an infamous sexual predator.

I went through a phase of dreaming about the McCanns when I got way too invested in the documentary and reading up on it.

Feel your pain!

It’s a wormhole. So many similarities between the McCanns and this pair.

 

[BeccaKate]

There’s a bit about babies and how it’s recommended not be restrained (in a recliner, seat, sling etc) for more than an hour at a time.

Ingham logic ... oh so it’s okay to leave rolo in because we don’t restrain him ...

 

[String Man]

Isla is 7 isn't she? She speaks like a 4 year old "Dis morning me and mummy are playing with deeeeze"

Someone brush her hair fgs, she looks like some feral child that's been found in the woods having been raised by wolves.