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eminem has a similarly suspicious (slim) shade of black as ol’ creeps which is possibly where any inspo could begin and end.Cringey or what? He started following Eminem on Insta recently, so this must be his new crushI was secretly hoping that he was going to copy Marie Fredriksson's hairstyle, like Dave has.
Glad you like itHow about we go down the pub route. I’m thinking the Coach and KorsYou know after their chav handbags
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The Inghams give me more cult documentary vibes
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Oh no, everytime I hear Angel Eyes by Wet Wet Wet now I’ll be singing “and with those anus eyes, woh woh”
Eminem has aged like fine wine.
Chris Ingham has aged like someone who died a few months back.
Chris Ingham has aged like someone who died a few months back.
Shaving his head is really going to make his new brows 'pop'
I hope he does shave it. Heaps of balding men look fabulous shaved, really manly and dashing. Chris is absolutely not one of them.
Right?! The musician I have been in love with since I was a teenager is bald, and I can think of nobody more beautiful than he is.I hope he does shave it. Heaps of balding men look fabulous shaved, really manly and dashing. Chris is absolutely not one of them.
Please, Chris. Shave your head. Considering your face has no definition, your ears are almost as long as your face, and you look like you are made up of dried out play doh, a shaved head can only be an improvement*
*just kiddin', the only thing you could do to improve your appearance is disappear.
If we are going for pub names how about the Nonce and Clown ?How about we go down the pub route. I’m thinking the Coach and Kors
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The Inghams give me more cult documentary vibes
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Oh no, everytime I hear Angel Eyes by Wet Wet Wet now I’ll be singing “and with those anus eyes, woh woh”
Sounds like Ingham clown college
Naaah.
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Why did I feel the french here?
I'm in a one bedroom eastern suburbs flat in Melbourne & my bathroom is both larger & better set out than that one ffs. As for the rest of it. It's screaming shoddy outer suburban nightmare belt to me. Low quality biscuit cutter kit homes.Well this is 5 bedrooms, under offer AND looks like it has a dining table
That's it, I'm not looking anymore. Whatever they get will be underwhelming no doubt.
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WHAT A TYPICAL HOME DAY LOOKS LIKE IN DUBAI.
Creepstopher attempts some German. He sends as much sun as possible to UK people as it’s been raining for a while. He’s forgotten what rain is. His hair doesn’t work in Dubai so he’ll probably get a buzz cut at some point so thumbs up the vlog if you want that to happen. Lazy and Isabelle had to go for an important Dubai-y appointment. Aurora starts crying inside the house but Creepstopher is too busy eye-bleeping himself outside to go and check whether his monster of a son is bullying her or not. He's being picked up for an appointment too. They’ve just had lunch. Time for two hours of pool action.
Pool. Lazy says hello. They forgot the floaties. Jace wants to go underwater. Lazy says he can but not the deep end. Creepstopher has gone back to get the floaties. Cackling at Aurora staring.
Cackling at Jace. He does a sort of forward roll into the water. Lazy doesn’t know what she did in a previous life to deserve this life but it’s pretty epic. Mila wants Lazy’s help but she’s too busy filming Jace. The Ingham children must’ve done some terrible things in their previous lives to deserve these two as parents.
Creepstopher heads into the water and says this is heaven. He asks Isabelle if she’s up for a challenge. She says she’s doing a challenge now. He says this is a warm up. He might do a lengths challenge in the pool. His sun cream isn’t rubbed in properly and he blames Lazy. They have free gym membership with the pools included in the fees to live there. They will be the fitness family. Creepstopher was the fitness man in the family before they moved to Rosabelle Manor as he skated all the time and had it down. He hasn’t got a belly but his chin is growing. He’s definitely in calorie deficit but hasn’t been strict. Everyone thinks he’s a class A whatever. Swimming time lapse.
Lazy feeds Aurora. Esmé and Isla have joined them after finishing their schoolwork. Isla told Esmé she’d wait for her. She heard pot and pans downstairs and Isla was making noodles. She heard the door open and Creepstopher was stood there. Isla said she had work to finish but really she just wanted to make some lunch. Cackle.
Creepstopher is eight lengths down and has shredded off every ounce of body fat he has left. If he got out of this pool Lazy wouldn’t be able to cope. She has only seen him go past twice. It’s an Olympic size swimming pool. Esmé says he’ll look like Moto Moto when he gets out of the water. Lazy says she believes in him. She tells him to jump out of the pool but he refuses.
Creepstopher said Aurora wasn’t tired, she just wanted to play on Lazy’s bouncy castle. She ate a massive bowl of porridge when Lazy and Isabelle got back from their biometrics appointment. Then she had a feed and fell asleep on Lazy before waking up for water. She didn’t think she’d be hungry again but clearly was. She thinks it’s because she’s growing.
Creepstopher is now sat on the sun bed. Lazy is on the pool. He’ll do 12 lengths when he gets back. Lazy says she’s done 10 lengths. Creepstopher has to go to an appointment now. He wants to see size 6 Lazy get out of the pool. He sings that she’s so beautiful to him.
Lazy and the chuldren have had lunch and chilled. Creepstopher got back half an hour ago. They were going to go to Dragon Mart today but Lazy couldn’t be bothered. They needed to deep clean the house including off the snack cupboard. Lazy has eaten the entire box of Indian snacks in two days. She’s going to tidy the garden. Laundry has been dumped on the fake grass as there’s no room on the clothes horse. A couple of Aurora’s nappies were stained. They’re driving to the new house today. It’s difficult to get into a routine when you move to a new country. Creepstopher says they have maid service now. Lazy cackles that she is the maid. They’re off to walk around their new sub division. They’re staying in the community as they feel they’ve slotted in and made friends. A few of the houses are holiday homes. The new house is closer to the main pool. It’s not a walkable distance to the new house. Probably is but they're lazy.
Lazy is going to drive for the first time in Dubai. The roads are massive and terrifying. Creepstopher is getting used to the roads now. Aurora is more fussy when she sees Lazy but she’s calm with Creepstopher. Driving. Aurora crying. There’s an Amazon package on the filthy new doormat. It’s not theirs.
Lazy boasts that she parked better than Creepstopher. The parking spaces are tight together in Dubai. She wants broccoli. She’s not been on it today and ate a bar of chocolate. Creepstopher says he’s fasted all day. The only thing Lazy has drank is water. She almost ordered a massive sushi platter for lunch as there was 25% off and free delivery but she couldn’t as Creepstopher took the cards. Are the cards not registered to the app or does Creepstopher not allow that? He wants to get a chai latte but she says no. They’ll come home triple the size they came out as.
Lazy has been bad drinking fizzy drinks for a while. Model of a Dubai mansion the Inghams can only dream of owning.
Supermarket. The girls have been arguing because Esmé told Isla her skirt is too short. Lazy asks whether we’d rather have whole garlic bulbs or peeled garlic cloves for £1.20. There’s no diced left. Creepstopher wants garlic bread with the pasta they’re having tonight so Lazy is making her own. Esmé is drinking from a bottle of kiwi juice they haven’t yet paid for. One more thing to get; a pack of three tubes of Lays aka Pringles. Lazy wants ice lollies for after dinner.
Creepstopher is fuming that ice creams and ice lollies have been added to the trolley. Lazy blames the kids.
Dinner is on the go. Esmé has prepared the garlic bread as Aurora was asleep on Lazy. They’ve messed up as they haven’t put the broccoli on. The mixed veg is nowhere near done. Shot of the final dinner. Lazy has two bread cakes and tells us to mind our own business. Cackle.
End of vlog
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places
Creepstopher attempts some German. He sends as much sun as possible to UK people as it’s been raining for a while. He’s forgotten what rain is. His hair doesn’t work in Dubai so he’ll probably get a buzz cut at some point so thumbs up the vlog if you want that to happen. Lazy and Isabelle had to go for an important Dubai-y appointment. Aurora starts crying inside the house but Creepstopher is too busy eye-bleeping himself outside to go and check whether his monster of a son is bullying her or not. He's being picked up for an appointment too. They’ve just had lunch. Time for two hours of pool action.
Pool. Lazy says hello. They forgot the floaties. Jace wants to go underwater. Lazy says he can but not the deep end. Creepstopher has gone back to get the floaties. Cackling at Aurora staring.
Cackling at Jace. He does a sort of forward roll into the water. Lazy doesn’t know what she did in a previous life to deserve this life but it’s pretty epic. Mila wants Lazy’s help but she’s too busy filming Jace. The Ingham children must’ve done some terrible things in their previous lives to deserve these two as parents.
Creepstopher heads into the water and says this is heaven. He asks Isabelle if she’s up for a challenge. She says she’s doing a challenge now. He says this is a warm up. He might do a lengths challenge in the pool. His sun cream isn’t rubbed in properly and he blames Lazy. They have free gym membership with the pools included in the fees to live there. They will be the fitness family. Creepstopher was the fitness man in the family before they moved to Rosabelle Manor as he skated all the time and had it down. He hasn’t got a belly but his chin is growing. He’s definitely in calorie deficit but hasn’t been strict. Everyone thinks he’s a class A whatever. Swimming time lapse.
Lazy feeds Aurora. Esmé and Isla have joined them after finishing their schoolwork. Isla told Esmé she’d wait for her. She heard pot and pans downstairs and Isla was making noodles. She heard the door open and Creepstopher was stood there. Isla said she had work to finish but really she just wanted to make some lunch. Cackle.
Creepstopher is eight lengths down and has shredded off every ounce of body fat he has left. If he got out of this pool Lazy wouldn’t be able to cope. She has only seen him go past twice. It’s an Olympic size swimming pool. Esmé says he’ll look like Moto Moto when he gets out of the water. Lazy says she believes in him. She tells him to jump out of the pool but he refuses.
Creepstopher said Aurora wasn’t tired, she just wanted to play on Lazy’s bouncy castle. She ate a massive bowl of porridge when Lazy and Isabelle got back from their biometrics appointment. Then she had a feed and fell asleep on Lazy before waking up for water. She didn’t think she’d be hungry again but clearly was. She thinks it’s because she’s growing.
Creepstopher is now sat on the sun bed. Lazy is on the pool. He’ll do 12 lengths when he gets back. Lazy says she’s done 10 lengths. Creepstopher has to go to an appointment now. He wants to see size 6 Lazy get out of the pool. He sings that she’s so beautiful to him.
Lazy and the chuldren have had lunch and chilled. Creepstopher got back half an hour ago. They were going to go to Dragon Mart today but Lazy couldn’t be bothered. They needed to deep clean the house including off the snack cupboard. Lazy has eaten the entire box of Indian snacks in two days. She’s going to tidy the garden. Laundry has been dumped on the fake grass as there’s no room on the clothes horse. A couple of Aurora’s nappies were stained. They’re driving to the new house today. It’s difficult to get into a routine when you move to a new country. Creepstopher says they have maid service now. Lazy cackles that she is the maid. They’re off to walk around their new sub division. They’re staying in the community as they feel they’ve slotted in and made friends. A few of the houses are holiday homes. The new house is closer to the main pool. It’s not a walkable distance to the new house. Probably is but they're lazy.
Lazy is going to drive for the first time in Dubai. The roads are massive and terrifying. Creepstopher is getting used to the roads now. Aurora is more fussy when she sees Lazy but she’s calm with Creepstopher. Driving. Aurora crying. There’s an Amazon package on the filthy new doormat. It’s not theirs.
Lazy boasts that she parked better than Creepstopher. The parking spaces are tight together in Dubai. She wants broccoli. She’s not been on it today and ate a bar of chocolate. Creepstopher says he’s fasted all day. The only thing Lazy has drank is water. She almost ordered a massive sushi platter for lunch as there was 25% off and free delivery but she couldn’t as Creepstopher took the cards. Are the cards not registered to the app or does Creepstopher not allow that? He wants to get a chai latte but she says no. They’ll come home triple the size they came out as.
Lazy has been bad drinking fizzy drinks for a while. Model of a Dubai mansion the Inghams can only dream of owning.
Supermarket. The girls have been arguing because Esmé told Isla her skirt is too short. Lazy asks whether we’d rather have whole garlic bulbs or peeled garlic cloves for £1.20. There’s no diced left. Creepstopher wants garlic bread with the pasta they’re having tonight so Lazy is making her own. Esmé is drinking from a bottle of kiwi juice they haven’t yet paid for. One more thing to get; a pack of three tubes of Lays aka Pringles. Lazy wants ice lollies for after dinner.
Creepstopher is fuming that ice creams and ice lollies have been added to the trolley. Lazy blames the kids.
Dinner is on the go. Esmé has prepared the garlic bread as Aurora was asleep on Lazy. They’ve messed up as they haven’t put the broccoli on. The mixed veg is nowhere near done. Shot of the final dinner. Lazy has two bread cakes and tells us to mind our own business. Cackle.
End of vlog
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size twoBut I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places
If they’re hoping this Dubai move will bring in more money then they ought to really start thinking about how and what they film. I went from wanting to visit Dubai to really not wanting to ever visit the place, because they’ve made it look like a Barron concrete jungle.
You can tell they’re not excited about their new place, that it’s just a bit of an upgrade on what they’ve got and they even seem a little disappointed. I don’t think Dubai is living up to what they had hoped or at least it hasn’t bought them the joy they wanted.
I watched a q&a they did 5 months ago, and Sarah mentioned how after 6 or 7 weeks she gets homesick. They’ll be off hiring a van somewhere soon and the vlog title will be “Why we’re leaving Dubai”
I don’t think they’ll be living there this time next year.
You can tell they’re not excited about their new place, that it’s just a bit of an upgrade on what they’ve got and they even seem a little disappointed. I don’t think Dubai is living up to what they had hoped or at least it hasn’t bought them the joy they wanted.
I watched a q&a they did 5 months ago, and Sarah mentioned how after 6 or 7 weeks she gets homesick. They’ll be off hiring a van somewhere soon and the vlog title will be “Why we’re leaving Dubai”
I don’t think they’ll be living there this time next year.
Genuine question, if they've only been in DooBuy less than two weeks what are all these "meetings& appointments" they claim to be attending?
For a residential visa
Which air would you want your children to breathe?
I make fun and laugh at her weight for two reasons. She is the reason two of her children have potential eating disorders and secondly because she photoshops herself into oblivion. She pretends she's something she's not, lies and it certainly isn't a fine example for many of her more vulnerable followers.Look at our lovely head teasing Sarah about not having a size 6 body. It reminded me of when he added the word 'tsunami' when she jumped into a pool a couple of years ago. And yet he looks like that... Can't believe she still sleeps with him. Or is still married to him. Or has anything to do with him.
Had she not been so vile I would never say anything or care about her weight. I think women are goddesses and all bodies are unique and beautiful.
That Fanta-pubed slob didn't birth 6 children for one and he looks like unbaked dough and melting wax at the same time.
I also celebrate men in all shapes and forms and finding myself in a position (after years of marriage) where I can have a nosey at the dating pool, is quite fun.
Chris and Sarah deserve each other and the evidence of their misery and pretentious lives are evident in her weight and his ugly vagina eyes. That man is not ageing well.
Excellent recapCongratulations @Malcolm Conkers
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- The Dulies continue. This week Chris tried to convince the ifam he was buying a multi million *unspecified currency* penthouse on a building site in the marina. We also learnt that beaches are "all together in a line". Sarah admitted they don't leave the house until 4pm and wondered how yorkshire puddings got to Dubai.
- The trip to Dubai has not changed a thing for poor Isla, who continues to be the least favourite child and ignored by her mother. She is the one who has suffered the most with this move. Isla will be hated until she is of age to be pimped out like her sisters in 12-18 months.
- The Inghams' best friend, Mumma1DonDonz, has been exposed as a liar on another channel.
- Chris has ramped up his pimping out of Esme now she is of age where she is attractive to ponces like himself. She will be turning 15 in just under a month.
- The Inghams' 'best friend' gave them the middle finger. Classy.
- Chris, who claims to earn £10k a day, nearly burst into tears when Sarah added £10 worth of treats to the total of £160 grocery bill.
- Isabelle doesn't know what Brussels Sprouts are.
- Sarah would not under any circumstances move to Florida. She does not eat sugar either remember.
- Chris and Sarah caught the 'stomach' bug but he claims he didn't actually throw up. We all know he was hung over the toilet bowl heaving like a girl and crying for mummy.
Hi SteveI hope you and Granny Groomer are enjoying your boring life in crime ridden, money grabbing, filthy, grotty England.
Credit to @Cheezychips. There's lots more - go check out the previous thread and sort by 'most liked'!
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basically pulling the same scam but in a country where the consequences are much bigger. Smart move.Chris, because he is quite frankly thick (there is no other word, and I am sick of his tit at this point), believes he has installed “fire” and “ambition” into Esme? Righto Chris.
What you have done is create a “Dreamer” like you. Dreamers are the ones who are “all the gear and no idea” They are the ones with NO work ethic, NO resilience, rely on others and take short cuts. Now if you naturally have something about you, you may become a bit of Del Boy in that you can make a living, function but it’s still very “this time next year”
Fire and ambition are really just starting points, wanting something is never enough. They have taught those children NOTHING in terms of honesty, integrity, hard word, perseverance, the list is absolutely endless. Most importantly, they have stunted those children massively in terms of socialisation and communication.
In reality chris, you and Sarah and completely and utterly fucked those children and their lives up.
None of this has ever looked fun to me. None of it. It is not culture to drag your kids all that way to sit in a car park and eat sausage surprise next to the shitter. It is incredibly depressing watching those children sat in European car parks whilst they should be at school, or having mates.
If n boy shaves his hair what number is he gonna use ? Number 1,2 or 3 or is he taking it to the bone ? And won’t his ginger show through on a number 1.2 and 3 so how will he dye it then? Unless he goes peroxide blonde lmao 
How did this turn out for you Saz?
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