Once again i'm late to the thread. But well done @Malcolm Conkers for another outstanding thread title. I can't wait to see what you come up with for the next one. 
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He's got varicose veins, lol.WHAT A TYPICAL HOME DAY LOOKS LIKE IN DUBAI.
Creepstopher attempts some German. He sends as much sun as possible to UK people as itās been raining for a while. Heās forgotten what rain is. His hair doesnāt work in Dubai so heāll probably get a buzz cut at some point so thumbs up the vlog if you want that to happen. Lazy and Isabelle had to go for an important Dubai-y appointment. Aurora starts crying inside the house but Creepstopher is too busy eye-bleeping himself outside to go and check whether his monster of a son is bullying her or not. He's being picked up for an appointment too. Theyāve just had lunch. Time for two hours of pool action.
Pool. Lazy says hello. They forgot the floaties. Jace wants to go underwater. Lazy says he can but not the deep end. Creepstopher has gone back to get the floaties. Cackling at Aurora staring.
Cackling at Jace. He does a sort of forward roll into the water. Lazy doesnāt know what she did in a previous life to deserve this life but itās pretty epic. Mila wants Lazyās help but sheās too busy filming Jace. The Ingham children mustāve done some terrible things in their previous lives to deserve these two as parents.
Creepstopher heads into the water and says this is heaven. He asks Isabelle if sheās up for a challenge. She says sheās doing a challenge now. He says this is a warm up. He might do a lengths challenge in the pool. His sun cream isnāt rubbed in properly and he blames Lazy. They have free gym membership with the pools included in the fees to live there. They will be the fitness family. Creepstopher was the fitness man in the family before they moved to Rosabelle Manor as he skated all the time and had it down. He hasnāt got a belly but his chin is growing. Heās definitely in calorie deficit but hasnāt been strict. Everyone thinks heās a class A whatever. Swimming time lapse.
Lazy feeds Aurora. EsmĆ© and Isla have joined them after finishing their schoolwork. Isla told EsmĆ© sheād wait for her. She heard pot and pans downstairs and Isla was making noodles. She heard the door open and Creepstopher was stood there. Isla said she had work to finish but really she just wanted to make some lunch. Cackle.
Creepstopher is eight lengths down and has shredded off every ounce of body fat he has left. If he got out of this pool Lazy wouldnāt be able to cope. She has only seen him go past twice. Itās an Olympic size swimming pool. EsmĆ© says heāll look like Moto Moto when he gets out of the water. Lazy says she believes in him. She tells him to jump out of the pool but he refuses.
Creepstopher said Aurora wasnāt tired, she just wanted to play on Lazyās bouncy castle. She ate a massive bowl of porridge when Lazy and Isabelle got back from their biometrics appointment. Then she had a feed and fell asleep on Lazy before waking up for water. She didnāt think sheād be hungry again but clearly was. She thinks itās because sheās growing.
Creepstopher is now sat on the sun bed. Lazy is on the pool. Heāll do 12 lengths when he gets back. Lazy says sheās done 10 lengths. Creepstopher has to go to an appointment now. He wants to see size 6 Lazy get out of the pool. He sings that sheās so beautiful to him.
Lazy and the chuldren have had lunch and chilled. Creepstopher got back half an hour ago. They were going to go to Dragon Mart today but Lazy couldnāt be bothered. They needed to deep clean the house including off the snack cupboard. Lazy has eaten the entire box of Indian snacks in two days. Sheās going to tidy the garden. Laundry has been dumped on the fake grass as thereās no room on the clothes horse. A couple of Auroraās nappies were stained. Theyāre driving to the new house today. Itās difficult to get into a routine when you move to a new country. Creepstopher says they have maid service now. Lazy cackles that she is the maid. Theyāre off to walk around their new sub division. Theyāre staying in the community as they feel theyāve slotted in and made friends. A few of the houses are holiday homes. The new house is closer to the main pool. Itās not a walkable distance to the new house. Probably is but they're lazy.
Lazy is going to drive for the first time in Dubai. The roads are massive and terrifying. Creepstopher is getting used to the roads now. Aurora is more fussy when she sees Lazy but sheās calm with Creepstopher. Driving. Aurora crying. Thereās an Amazon package on the filthy new doormat. Itās not theirs.
Lazy boasts that she parked better than Creepstopher. The parking spaces are tight together in Dubai. She wants broccoli. Sheās not been on it today and ate a bar of chocolate. Creepstopher says heās fasted all day. The only thing Lazy has drank is water. She almost ordered a massive sushi platter for lunch as there was 25% off and free delivery but she couldnāt as Creepstopher took the cards. Are the cards not registered to the app or does Creepstopher not allow that? He wants to get a chai latte but she says no. Theyāll come home triple the size they came out as.
Lazy has been bad drinking fizzy drinks for a while. Model of a Dubai mansion the Inghams can only dream of owning.
Supermarket. The girls have been arguing because EsmĆ© told Isla her skirt is too short. Lazy asks whether weād rather have whole garlic bulbs or peeled garlic cloves for Ā£1.20. Thereās no diced left. Creepstopher wants garlic bread with the pasta theyāre having tonight so Lazy is making her own. EsmĆ© is drinking from a bottle of kiwi juice they havenāt yet paid for. One more thing to get; a pack of three tubes of Lays aka Pringles. Lazy wants ice lollies for after dinner.
Creepstopher is fuming that ice creams and ice lollies have been added to the trolley. Lazy blames the kids.
Dinner is on the go. EsmĆ© has prepared the garlic bread as Aurora was asleep on Lazy. Theyāve messed up as they havenāt put the broccoli on. The mixed veg is nowhere near done. Shot of the final dinner. Lazy has two bread cakes and tells us to mind our own business. Cackle.
End of vlog
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places
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Bring on the buzz cut!!!Cringey or what? He started following Eminem on Insta recently, so this must be his new crushI was secretly hoping that he was going to copy Marie Fredriksson's hairstyle, like Dave has.
For somebody who claims he doesnāt have to work hard because his little side hustle earns him 10k a day, Iāve seen 100 year oldās that have less wrinkles and crows feet! how the duck does he look 100 when heās about to turn forty? Heās aged like a raisin!
There was a pub in Yorkshire called ā The Polished Knobā. If he shaves his hair off heāll look like one
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Eminem, meet Beeyinem.
If there was a top 10 ugliest men in the world, heād get 1st place
I donāt know how Sarah sleeps with this man, I feel like I can smell his greasy hair through the screen
So they've been in Dubai for around 2 weeks now, and it's clear they're running out of content, just look at the huge decline in views. Unlike van trips they can't use new locations as clickbait, and once they've moved in the new house (the mini manor) i'm curious as to what they will have left to film.
Little Mila ask to eat with a knife and folk better than her older siblings but lazy gives her no help dosnt even cut her food up for her, what tit parenting
Yeah but you see King Jacesus food on cut up into little bits, Mila needs someone to adopt her
That sheās not even entitled to now they donāt live in the UKSo slagging off the NHS but will still goto her appointment in August
I often forget the little mite is only 2, she's such a smart cookie and in a different environment she would be thriving.
This is glorious. All their videos pre move were shopping halls, laminated fish and ā Close ya eyes, hands out ā. Thereās no Home bargains in Doobs. No laminator and no blaming Nanna for more spending trips. The fact Creepy has already been kicking off over the cost of a few snacks is bliss. The penny watching and the same pool shot and pasta slop is going to kill his channel. That and the fact heās got to be very, very carful with filming = Channel suicide. Still think itās the best move ever, Christopher ?
theyāre all SO disgusting when they eat.
Zero table manners, all talk with mouths full and never hear them correcting the kids on this. My two year old used to correct his nursery classmates age 2 so age is no excuse, just remind them every time and they soon get it!
They donāt know how to use knives and forks, hence stabbing one huge Yorkshire and nibbling it with mouth open.
Feral!
How long before we hear lazy correcting them in a vlog? I give it a week! HI LAZY!!!!
Christopher Ingham- Not so Slim Shady.
Most of the time you just see their faces so close to the camera itās scary, they know they have to be careful in places, apart from shopping, which they did at home have they actually done anything
If he shaves his hair think of all the money heāll save on āproductā not grease that he insists he uses to create his āstyleā. They might be able to afford a house out of their current Stalag compound.
If this "pool rules" sign wasn't so blurred when zoomed in, l 100% believe it says "no filming" and "no photo's".
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