Yeah, the more I see of these wonderful new friends who are glued to their sides the more I'm convinced they're scamming the Inghams. Nobody would willingly spend time with that dreadful, common, dumb bunch if there wasn't some ulterior motive. I mean, it's not like the conversation will be sparkling is it?
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Waaa pulling up to the Palm & grabbing what tables they can at a pizza place, cheapest option no doubt. Did not look like a relaxing lunch teeny round tables.. who is the very good friend Suze 
. Count down to everything crashing in around them.. Chris is such a try hard. They are dressing like they’ve had a Rikki Lake makeover from the 90’s fucking tragic..
. Count down to everything crashing in around them.. Chris is such a try hard. They are dressing like they’ve had a Rikki Lake makeover from the 90’s fucking tragic..
StrangeAsAngels
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Right?! The musician I have been in love with since I was a teenager is bald, and I can think of nobody more beautiful than he is.I hope he does shave it. Heaps of balding men look fabulous shaved, really manly and dashing. Chris is absolutely not one of them.
Please, Chris. Shave your head. Considering your face has no definition, your ears are almost as long as your face, and you look like you are made up of dried out play doh, a shaved head can only be an improvement*
*just kiddin', the only thing you could do to improve your appearance is disappear.
instacharlie
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No wonder Issy keeps looking back down the beach. Who exactly is keeping an eye on the little 2 in the water?
Malcolm Conkers
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The Ingham Family #338 Last Days of the Raj
Mr Paul Barry John Allen
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If there was a top 10 ugliest men in the world, he’d get 1st place
I don’t know how Sarah sleeps with this man, I feel like I can smell his greasy hair through the screen
HuncaMunca
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Why on earth were they all out in the midday sun? They really are as thick as pig shit. The vast majority of them have sun burn too. Honest to god, they harp on about other people being fools, and clowns and ignorant but they need to take a long hard look at themselves. There’s not one brain cell between the lot of them.
Tilly Kister
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It feels like a midnight flit tbh.
By my calculations, he wrote this stuff about jacking off around 03:30 local time. Guess he’d just finished his nightly trawl of the web & had his one pump, it was still on his mind
A little bit of après scroll and ‘big man’ replies before he climbs onto his rolled up mattress/airbed/spot on the floor. Truly living his best life. He won’t forget those £10 bowls of fries - #makingmemories
alex43765
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This is glorious. All their videos pre move were shopping halls, laminated fish and “ Close ya eyes, hands out “. There’s no Home bargains in Doobs. No laminator and no blaming Nanna for more spending trips. The fact Creepy has already been kicking off over the cost of a few snacks is bliss. The penny watching and the same pool shot and pasta slop is going to kill his channel. That and the fact he’s got to be very, very carful with filming = Channel suicide. Still think it’s the best move ever, Christopher ?
alex43765
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The amount of looks they must get though. The cackle. The Omg how cuuuuuute. The ‘ Mila come here’. Sarah walking around thinking she’s Kim K in her 3 for 2 Shein clobber. Creepy looking like he’s just come over on a dingy. The girls with skirts riding up their asse cheeks and stickers on their face. Izzy pushing them gigs up her face every 30 seconds. And poor Aura with red sores everywhere because they’re too lazy to bath her properly. All whilst they all walking around with big chunky cameras with Es pouting at every given opportunity. There’s not a cat in hell’s chance that these new ‘ mates’ are in this for a friendship.Looks like these - a replica of the starface spot stickers. Absolutely ridiculous looking
instacharlie
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Those beach views, stunning! A bridge, smog, random buildings in the near distance. It's like paradise
Badirene
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To be fair he trains his upper body hard, it might be muscleOmfg the state of it and the shirts way too small for him
instacharlie
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Why are they worrying about swings, gazebos etc when the first thing they need are beds, a fridge/freezer, cooker etc and indoor seating. Are they really expecting to attempt sitting outside during whole summer?
thegreencow
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CHECKING INTO A 5 STAR HOTEL ON THE PALM.. (HOW TO DO A LUXURY DUBAI STAY ON A BUDGET) UNREAL!
Driving. Arriving at Raffles aka Ruffles in Ingram world. Creepstopher gets footage of more expensive cars than his shitty cheap one. In the background the 26392729 Ingham brats stand in the middle of the forecourt. Lazy cackles “one day Babe hey”. He imagines owning a Ferrari or Lambo. Keep dreaming cause it’ll never happen. They’re at Raffles on The Palm for a fun day. Someone needs to tell Isla it’s a fun day because she looks like she’s at Nannar’s funeral. They’re there with their besties, Suzie and her side piece, fellow Ingham scammer Raj. Fairmont was too busy because it’s half term in the UK.
Screechy singing from A Level Music Lazy. It smells amazing in the hotel. This is the most beautiful hotel she has ever seen and she loves the cream and gold. They’re off out to the pool to pay for their 250AED each day pass with 100AED able to be redeemed at the bar. Another lift.
Walking. Creepstopher has gone to pay. Lazy needs to put Jace and Mila’s sun cream on. They left the house at 9am and it’s now 10am. They can stay until 7pm. She tells Mila that if she puts her sunglasses down and they get scratched they’ll have to put them straight in the bin. Free buckets of canned water. There’s a service button. Everyone is having cucumber. When Creepstopher gets back they’ll get in the pool. It’s 41° so Suzie said it’s too hot for the beach. It’s best to wait until 4pm. It’s nice to experience a private beach. The sun beds have wheels on.
Pool. Creepstopher wooing. Isabelle, Lazy and Aurora. Aurora falls asleep on Lazy once they’re out of the pool. She’s never been so happy to be organised and filled the cooler box with sandwiches, tomatoes, cucumber, blueberries, ras-puh-breeze, biscuits, Lays and water. The smoked chicken and lettuce sandwiches are the one. It’s pure amazingness. Top Tip from Suzie is book the cheapest room or apartment anywhere and each day spend £50 coming to a resort like this. That £50 can be redeemed against food so it’s basically free.
Lazy is burning. This is the first day they’ve spent all day in the sun. Strawberry daiquiri for Lazy and Raj. Suzie gets passionfruit. Lazy has a taste of the passionfruit and prefers it. More pool.
Lazy has taught Aurora how to clap and she did it twice yesterday. These sun beds have thick mattresses on. The sun has started to lower in the sky so they’re going to the beach. They’ve met an Australian couple who live two hours from the Gold Coast. The girls are having the time of their life talking to Scammers of the Year Raj and Suzie and the old women. Jace and Mila are also in the water but neither Lazy nor Creepstopher are. He says they’re doing this every week. They’re trying to teach themselves they’re not on holiday.
Drone. Sea. The place is unreal according to Creepstopher and he says “it’s literally like swimming in your own pee pee”. Lazy pretends to be as disgusted as I am. The swimming pool is cold. Lazy has to point out the Burj Khalifa to him. Isabelle’s forehead is burnt. Lazy and Isabelle had beef. They have a day of the month where they argue. Lazy told her to put suncream on her forehead so she did a little dab. Lazy said her forehead was bright red and Isabelle said “so are your bingo wings”. Isabelle says she said it in a jokey way. Mila plays on the shore a few metres away with no adult supervision. Creepstopher has his camera in the sea and Lazy is also in the sea but holding Aurora so they’re useless. He says Mila is in her really cute era and then films Atlantis The Palm in the distance.
Chips and pizzas. They’ve had pizza a few times over the past couple of weeks.
Jace and Mila drink cans of water by the pool. This might be the prettiest hotel Lazy has ever seen. Time to go and collect the car and go home. It’s been a special day and the food was good. She’ll never pay £10 for a bowl of overcooked chips again. They’ve all had showers and are off home to watch Reign.
End of vlog
Isabelle looking for any sign of a decent future. OLLI!!!!!!!!
Driving. Arriving at Raffles aka Ruffles in Ingram world. Creepstopher gets footage of more expensive cars than his shitty cheap one. In the background the 26392729 Ingham brats stand in the middle of the forecourt. Lazy cackles “one day Babe hey”. He imagines owning a Ferrari or Lambo. Keep dreaming cause it’ll never happen. They’re at Raffles on The Palm for a fun day. Someone needs to tell Isla it’s a fun day because she looks like she’s at Nannar’s funeral. They’re there with their besties, Suzie and her side piece, fellow Ingham scammer Raj. Fairmont was too busy because it’s half term in the UK.
Screechy singing from A Level Music Lazy. It smells amazing in the hotel. This is the most beautiful hotel she has ever seen and she loves the cream and gold. They’re off out to the pool to pay for their 250AED each day pass with 100AED able to be redeemed at the bar. Another lift.
Walking. Creepstopher has gone to pay. Lazy needs to put Jace and Mila’s sun cream on. They left the house at 9am and it’s now 10am. They can stay until 7pm. She tells Mila that if she puts her sunglasses down and they get scratched they’ll have to put them straight in the bin. Free buckets of canned water. There’s a service button. Everyone is having cucumber. When Creepstopher gets back they’ll get in the pool. It’s 41° so Suzie said it’s too hot for the beach. It’s best to wait until 4pm. It’s nice to experience a private beach. The sun beds have wheels on.
Pool. Creepstopher wooing. Isabelle, Lazy and Aurora. Aurora falls asleep on Lazy once they’re out of the pool. She’s never been so happy to be organised and filled the cooler box with sandwiches, tomatoes, cucumber, blueberries, ras-puh-breeze, biscuits, Lays and water. The smoked chicken and lettuce sandwiches are the one. It’s pure amazingness. Top Tip from Suzie is book the cheapest room or apartment anywhere and each day spend £50 coming to a resort like this. That £50 can be redeemed against food so it’s basically free.
Lazy is burning. This is the first day they’ve spent all day in the sun. Strawberry daiquiri for Lazy and Raj. Suzie gets passionfruit. Lazy has a taste of the passionfruit and prefers it. More pool.
Lazy has taught Aurora how to clap and she did it twice yesterday. These sun beds have thick mattresses on. The sun has started to lower in the sky so they’re going to the beach. They’ve met an Australian couple who live two hours from the Gold Coast. The girls are having the time of their life talking to Scammers of the Year Raj and Suzie and the old women. Jace and Mila are also in the water but neither Lazy nor Creepstopher are. He says they’re doing this every week. They’re trying to teach themselves they’re not on holiday.
Drone. Sea. The place is unreal according to Creepstopher and he says “it’s literally like swimming in your own pee pee”. Lazy pretends to be as disgusted as I am. The swimming pool is cold. Lazy has to point out the Burj Khalifa to him. Isabelle’s forehead is burnt. Lazy and Isabelle had beef. They have a day of the month where they argue. Lazy told her to put suncream on her forehead so she did a little dab. Lazy said her forehead was bright red and Isabelle said “so are your bingo wings”. Isabelle says she said it in a jokey way. Mila plays on the shore a few metres away with no adult supervision. Creepstopher has his camera in the sea and Lazy is also in the sea but holding Aurora so they’re useless. He says Mila is in her really cute era and then films Atlantis The Palm in the distance.
Chips and pizzas. They’ve had pizza a few times over the past couple of weeks.
Jace and Mila drink cans of water by the pool. This might be the prettiest hotel Lazy has ever seen. Time to go and collect the car and go home. It’s been a special day and the food was good. She’ll never pay £10 for a bowl of overcooked chips again. They’ve all had showers and are off home to watch Reign.
End of vlog
Isabelle looking for any sign of a decent future. OLLI!!!!!!!!
Web30
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Sarah thinking it's cool that thiers sand on the balcony from the dessert / wind.
Yet the other day they had pegged the washing out... wouldn't that sand be breathed in as well? Is that what the low air quality is?
Sarah getting hasseld in the market was funny, clearly hated the place and won't be back.
Yet the other day they had pegged the washing out... wouldn't that sand be breathed in as well? Is that what the low air quality is?
Sarah getting hasseld in the market was funny, clearly hated the place and won't be back.
There's something suspicious because they have gone from never seeing anyone back home, to hanging out with these new friends all the time, calling them best friends as soon as they met and going on about how great it is to have good friends. Before they only said that they were a close family and pretended they didn't want anyone else.
It's like the builder all over again, he was the nicest person ever, it was going to be great living next door to him and he told them he was staying there so any problems he wouldn't be far away. Then once he had the money he moved and ignored them when they wanted him to sort all the problems he left behind.
It's like the builder all over again, he was the nicest person ever, it was going to be great living next door to him and he told them he was staying there so any problems he wouldn't be far away. Then once he had the money he moved and ignored them when they wanted him to sort all the problems he left behind.
Rosie Tatler
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So thats where she learned to make prison slop!