StrangeAsAngels
VIP Member
Eminem has aged like fine wine.
Chris Ingham has aged like someone who died a few months back.
Chris Ingham has aged like someone who died a few months back.
- Notice
curious cookie jar
VIP Member
#338 suze me but I’d raja not hang around with the inghams 
lipsthefish
Active member
Flower girl
New member
BeneccaNic
Member
If I have to give them a view, I like to take a very unflattering screenshot of creeps
Malcolm Conkers
VIP Member
Eminem, meet Beeyinem.
instacharlie
VIP Member
The Raj of Dubai. Selling luxury and opulence for the truly rich. In reality lives in Damac Hills and spends a Saturday night sat with the Inghams wearing his and hers tie dye streetfighter t-shirts. The battle of the giants is going to be an interesting watch.
thegreencow
VIP Member
WHAT A TYPICAL HOME DAY LOOKS LIKE IN DUBAI.
Creepstopher attempts some German. He sends as much sun as possible to UK people as it’s been raining for a while. He’s forgotten what rain is. His hair doesn’t work in Dubai so he’ll probably get a buzz cut at some point so thumbs up the vlog if you want that to happen. Lazy and Isabelle had to go for an important Dubai-y appointment. Aurora starts crying inside the house but Creepstopher is too busy eye-fucking himself outside to go and check whether his monster of a son is bullying her or not. He's being picked up for an appointment too. They’ve just had lunch. Time for two hours of pool action.
Pool. Lazy says hello. They forgot the floaties. Jace wants to go underwater. Lazy says he can but not the deep end. Creepstopher has gone back to get the floaties. Cackling at Aurora staring.
Cackling at Jace. He does a sort of forward roll into the water. Lazy doesn’t know what she did in a previous life to deserve this life but it’s pretty epic. Mila wants Lazy’s help but she’s too busy filming Jace. The Ingham children must’ve done some terrible things in their previous lives to deserve these two as parents.
Creepstopher heads into the water and says this is heaven. He asks Isabelle if she’s up for a challenge. She says she’s doing a challenge now. He says this is a warm up. He might do a lengths challenge in the pool. His sun cream isn’t rubbed in properly and he blames Lazy. They have free gym membership with the pools included in the fees to live there. They will be the fitness family. Creepstopher was the fitness man in the family before they moved to Rosabelle Manor as he skated all the time and had it down. He hasn’t got a belly but his chin is growing. He’s definitely in calorie deficit but hasn’t been strict. Everyone thinks he’s a class A whatever. Swimming time lapse.
Lazy feeds Aurora. Esmé and Isla have joined them after finishing their schoolwork. Isla told Esmé she’d wait for her. She heard pot and pans downstairs and Isla was making noodles. She heard the door open and Creepstopher was stood there. Isla said she had work to finish but really she just wanted to make some lunch. Cackle.
Creepstopher is eight lengths down and has shredded off every ounce of body fat he has left. If he got out of this pool Lazy wouldn’t be able to cope. She has only seen him go past twice. It’s an Olympic size swimming pool. Esmé says he’ll look like Moto Moto when he gets out of the water. Lazy says she believes in him. She tells him to jump out of the pool but he refuses.
Creepstopher said Aurora wasn’t tired, she just wanted to play on Lazy’s bouncy castle. She ate a massive bowl of porridge when Lazy and Isabelle got back from their biometrics appointment. Then she had a feed and fell asleep on Lazy before waking up for water. She didn’t think she’d be hungry again but clearly was. She thinks it’s because she’s growing.
Creepstopher is now sat on the sun bed. Lazy is on the pool. He’ll do 12 lengths when he gets back. Lazy says she’s done 10 lengths. Creepstopher has to go to an appointment now. He wants to see size 6 Lazy get out of the pool. He sings that she’s so beautiful to him.
Lazy and the chuldren have had lunch and chilled. Creepstopher got back half an hour ago. They were going to go to Dragon Mart today but Lazy couldn’t be bothered. They needed to deep clean the house including off the snack cupboard. Lazy has eaten the entire box of Indian snacks in two days. She’s going to tidy the garden. Laundry has been dumped on the fake grass as there’s no room on the clothes horse. A couple of Aurora’s nappies were stained. They’re driving to the new house today. It’s difficult to get into a routine when you move to a new country. Creepstopher says they have maid service now. Lazy cackles that she is the maid. They’re off to walk around their new sub division. They’re staying in the community as they feel they’ve slotted in and made friends. A few of the houses are holiday homes. The new house is closer to the main pool. It’s not a walkable distance to the new house. Probably is but they're lazy.
Lazy is going to drive for the first time in Dubai. The roads are massive and terrifying. Creepstopher is getting used to the roads now. Aurora is more fussy when she sees Lazy but she’s calm with Creepstopher. Driving. Aurora crying. There’s an Amazon package on the filthy new doormat. It’s not theirs.
Lazy boasts that she parked better than Creepstopher. The parking spaces are tight together in Dubai. She wants broccoli. She’s not been on it today and ate a bar of chocolate. Creepstopher says he’s fasted all day. The only thing Lazy has drank is water. She almost ordered a massive sushi platter for lunch as there was 25% off and free delivery but she couldn’t as Creepstopher took the cards. Are the cards not registered to the app or does Creepstopher not allow that? He wants to get a chai latte but she says no. They’ll come home triple the size they came out as.
Lazy has been bad drinking fizzy drinks for a while. Model of a Dubai mansion the Inghams can only dream of owning.
Supermarket. The girls have been arguing because Esmé told Isla her skirt is too short. Lazy asks whether we’d rather have whole garlic bulbs or peeled garlic cloves for £1.20. There’s no diced left. Creepstopher wants garlic bread with the pasta they’re having tonight so Lazy is making her own. Esmé is drinking from a bottle of kiwi juice they haven’t yet paid for. One more thing to get; a pack of three tubes of Lays aka Pringles. Lazy wants ice lollies for after dinner.
Creepstopher is fuming that ice creams and ice lollies have been added to the trolley. Lazy blames the kids.
Dinner is on the go. Esmé has prepared the garlic bread as Aurora was asleep on Lazy. They’ve messed up as they haven’t put the broccoli on. The mixed veg is nowhere near done. Shot of the final dinner. Lazy has two bread cakes and tells us to mind our own business. Cackle.
End of vlog
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places
Creepstopher attempts some German. He sends as much sun as possible to UK people as it’s been raining for a while. He’s forgotten what rain is. His hair doesn’t work in Dubai so he’ll probably get a buzz cut at some point so thumbs up the vlog if you want that to happen. Lazy and Isabelle had to go for an important Dubai-y appointment. Aurora starts crying inside the house but Creepstopher is too busy eye-fucking himself outside to go and check whether his monster of a son is bullying her or not. He's being picked up for an appointment too. They’ve just had lunch. Time for two hours of pool action.
Pool. Lazy says hello. They forgot the floaties. Jace wants to go underwater. Lazy says he can but not the deep end. Creepstopher has gone back to get the floaties. Cackling at Aurora staring.
Cackling at Jace. He does a sort of forward roll into the water. Lazy doesn’t know what she did in a previous life to deserve this life but it’s pretty epic. Mila wants Lazy’s help but she’s too busy filming Jace. The Ingham children must’ve done some terrible things in their previous lives to deserve these two as parents.
Creepstopher heads into the water and says this is heaven. He asks Isabelle if she’s up for a challenge. She says she’s doing a challenge now. He says this is a warm up. He might do a lengths challenge in the pool. His sun cream isn’t rubbed in properly and he blames Lazy. They have free gym membership with the pools included in the fees to live there. They will be the fitness family. Creepstopher was the fitness man in the family before they moved to Rosabelle Manor as he skated all the time and had it down. He hasn’t got a belly but his chin is growing. He’s definitely in calorie deficit but hasn’t been strict. Everyone thinks he’s a class A whatever. Swimming time lapse.
Lazy feeds Aurora. Esmé and Isla have joined them after finishing their schoolwork. Isla told Esmé she’d wait for her. She heard pot and pans downstairs and Isla was making noodles. She heard the door open and Creepstopher was stood there. Isla said she had work to finish but really she just wanted to make some lunch. Cackle.
Creepstopher is eight lengths down and has shredded off every ounce of body fat he has left. If he got out of this pool Lazy wouldn’t be able to cope. She has only seen him go past twice. It’s an Olympic size swimming pool. Esmé says he’ll look like Moto Moto when he gets out of the water. Lazy says she believes in him. She tells him to jump out of the pool but he refuses.
Creepstopher said Aurora wasn’t tired, she just wanted to play on Lazy’s bouncy castle. She ate a massive bowl of porridge when Lazy and Isabelle got back from their biometrics appointment. Then she had a feed and fell asleep on Lazy before waking up for water. She didn’t think she’d be hungry again but clearly was. She thinks it’s because she’s growing.
Creepstopher is now sat on the sun bed. Lazy is on the pool. He’ll do 12 lengths when he gets back. Lazy says she’s done 10 lengths. Creepstopher has to go to an appointment now. He wants to see size 6 Lazy get out of the pool. He sings that she’s so beautiful to him.
Lazy and the chuldren have had lunch and chilled. Creepstopher got back half an hour ago. They were going to go to Dragon Mart today but Lazy couldn’t be bothered. They needed to deep clean the house including off the snack cupboard. Lazy has eaten the entire box of Indian snacks in two days. She’s going to tidy the garden. Laundry has been dumped on the fake grass as there’s no room on the clothes horse. A couple of Aurora’s nappies were stained. They’re driving to the new house today. It’s difficult to get into a routine when you move to a new country. Creepstopher says they have maid service now. Lazy cackles that she is the maid. They’re off to walk around their new sub division. They’re staying in the community as they feel they’ve slotted in and made friends. A few of the houses are holiday homes. The new house is closer to the main pool. It’s not a walkable distance to the new house. Probably is but they're lazy.
Lazy is going to drive for the first time in Dubai. The roads are massive and terrifying. Creepstopher is getting used to the roads now. Aurora is more fussy when she sees Lazy but she’s calm with Creepstopher. Driving. Aurora crying. There’s an Amazon package on the filthy new doormat. It’s not theirs.
Lazy boasts that she parked better than Creepstopher. The parking spaces are tight together in Dubai. She wants broccoli. She’s not been on it today and ate a bar of chocolate. Creepstopher says he’s fasted all day. The only thing Lazy has drank is water. She almost ordered a massive sushi platter for lunch as there was 25% off and free delivery but she couldn’t as Creepstopher took the cards. Are the cards not registered to the app or does Creepstopher not allow that? He wants to get a chai latte but she says no. They’ll come home triple the size they came out as.
Lazy has been bad drinking fizzy drinks for a while. Model of a Dubai mansion the Inghams can only dream of owning.
Supermarket. The girls have been arguing because Esmé told Isla her skirt is too short. Lazy asks whether we’d rather have whole garlic bulbs or peeled garlic cloves for £1.20. There’s no diced left. Creepstopher wants garlic bread with the pasta they’re having tonight so Lazy is making her own. Esmé is drinking from a bottle of kiwi juice they haven’t yet paid for. One more thing to get; a pack of three tubes of Lays aka Pringles. Lazy wants ice lollies for after dinner.
Creepstopher is fuming that ice creams and ice lollies have been added to the trolley. Lazy blames the kids.
Dinner is on the go. Esmé has prepared the garlic bread as Aurora was asleep on Lazy. They’ve messed up as they haven’t put the broccoli on. The mixed veg is nowhere near done. Shot of the final dinner. Lazy has two bread cakes and tells us to mind our own business. Cackle.
End of vlog
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size twoBut I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places
HuncaMunca
VIP Member
It‘s quite funny that she jumped out of one abusive relationship straight into another because she‘s so scared of moving back to council house. I‘d rather live in a tent, under a bridge, than live with that vile, greasy n
thegreencow
VIP Member
Congratulations @Malcolm Conkers
TLDR
- The Dulies continue. This week Chris tried to convince the ifam he was buying a multi million *unspecified currency* penthouse on a building site in the marina. We also learnt that beaches are "all together in a line". Sarah admitted they don't leave the house until 4pm and wondered how yorkshire puddings got to Dubai.
- The trip to Dubai has not changed a thing for poor Isla, who continues to be the least favourite child and ignored by her mother. She is the one who has suffered the most with this move. Isla will be hated until she is of age to be pimped out like her sisters in 12-18 months.
- The Inghams' best friend, Mumma1DonDonz, has been exposed as a liar on another channel.
- Chris has ramped up his pimping out of Esme now she is of age where she is attractive to ponces like himself. She will be turning 15 in just under a month.
- The Inghams' 'best friend' gave them the middle finger. Classy.
- Chris, who claims to earn £10k a day, nearly burst into tears when Sarah added £10 worth of treats to the total of £160 grocery bill.
- Isabelle doesn't know what Brussels Sprouts are.
- Sarah would not under any circumstances move to Florida. She does not eat sugar either remember.
- Chris and Sarah caught the 'stomach' bug but he claims he didn't actually throw up. We all know he was hung over the toilet bowl heaving like a girl and crying for mummy.
Hi Steve
I hope you and Granny Groomer are enjoying your boring life in crime ridden, money grabbing, filthy, grotty England.
Credit to @Cheezychips. There's lots more - go check out the previous thread and sort by 'most liked'!
TLDR
- The Dulies continue. This week Chris tried to convince the ifam he was buying a multi million *unspecified currency* penthouse on a building site in the marina. We also learnt that beaches are "all together in a line". Sarah admitted they don't leave the house until 4pm and wondered how yorkshire puddings got to Dubai.
- The trip to Dubai has not changed a thing for poor Isla, who continues to be the least favourite child and ignored by her mother. She is the one who has suffered the most with this move. Isla will be hated until she is of age to be pimped out like her sisters in 12-18 months.
- The Inghams' best friend, Mumma1DonDonz, has been exposed as a liar on another channel.
- Chris has ramped up his pimping out of Esme now she is of age where she is attractive to ponces like himself. She will be turning 15 in just under a month.
- The Inghams' 'best friend' gave them the middle finger. Classy.
- Chris, who claims to earn £10k a day, nearly burst into tears when Sarah added £10 worth of treats to the total of £160 grocery bill.
- Isabelle doesn't know what Brussels Sprouts are.
- Sarah would not under any circumstances move to Florida. She does not eat sugar either remember.
- Chris and Sarah caught the 'stomach' bug but he claims he didn't actually throw up. We all know he was hung over the toilet bowl heaving like a girl and crying for mummy.
Hi Steve
I hope you and Granny Groomer are enjoying your boring life in crime ridden, money grabbing, filthy, grotty England.Credit to @Cheezychips. There's lots more - go check out the previous thread and sort by 'most liked'!
Last edited:
Sleepyquest
Chatty Member
Moved to Dubai to drink Costa and shop at IKEA. Sounds about right
Neck lace
VIP Member
Look at our lovely dickhead teasing Sarah about not having a size 6 body. It reminded me of when he added the word 'tsunami' when she jumped into a pool a couple of years ago. And yet he looks like that... Can't believe she still sleeps with him 
. Or is still married to him. Or has anything to do with him.
. Or is still married to him. Or has anything to do with him.
Malcolm Conkers
VIP Member
Nothing will ever sacrifice your future, and your family’s, quite like getting caught sexually grooming a child though.
Kikini Bamalam
VIP Member
I have a gift for you xxI really hope this new friend situation ends up like the Lee Deliveroo one. Remember when Chris was on the ferry wearing one of Lee’s T-shirts like the sad fanboy he is (another failed business attempt) and Lee dropped him from the brandChris was none the wiser whilst on the ferry and then never mentioned any of it again! Those days were peak Creepy in my opinion. He is boring now as he is so obviously desperate and skint, messing around with MLMs like an utter loser. Back in the Lee days, he truly believed he was one of the lads, semi pro skater and had a little business empire
very entertaining. I’m off to have a nose through the wiki and hope the video of him scared in the back of Lee’s car is on there
