FEELING SO FRUSTRATED..
Lazy tidies the kitchen worktop. Funeral music to a shot of the clean worktop.
She’ll need a long nap after all that work. Jace listens to Mila’s heartbeat. Then she listens to his.
Isla lost her fang tooth on the trip but decided to keep it until they got home so she could put it under her pillow as there was nowhere to put it in the van. She announced at the dinner table last night that she was putting the tooth under her pillow. She forgot to put it under her pillow. She woke up before everyone else this morning and heard everyone else waking up whilst doing her schoolwork. She found a red envelope outside the door. Inside was some money from the tooth fairy.
Isla will still believe in the tooth fairy when she’s 27. They need to break that illusion before she turns 13.
Mila and Aurora, who is having tummy time. She doesn’t like it so Lazy sits her up. Aurora doesn’t want to play so she has to pick her up. The guy is there fixing the dryer. They have a whole load of washing to do.
Have they never heard of a washing line? Dryer is fixed.
Esmé’s makeup has arrived from Amazon. Time for her to organise her desk. She has one of Creepstopher’s G lights.
Lazy got up this morning feeling like power woman because she managed to get herself, Jace and Mila ready for the day. She made a few phone calls to get everyone into the dentist, get Prinny booked into the groomers and do a load of organising before Aurora woke up.
Well done for being a mum Lazy, you win absolutely nothing. She and Creepstopher have packages to open so she grabs her 59p Temu package opening tool.
First package is Amazon Echo Show. Lazy and Creepstopher were geeking out whilst they were away. He isn’t sure what it does but it’s electronic so he wants it. It’s a photo frame but a tablet. You can have Netflix, a calendar to organise your day and recipes on there.
Are they talking about the gadgets all of a sudden because they want to stage a burglary and claim on insurance? I think it’s an undeclared ad. It’s cool because it mounts on the wall. Aurora is crying but being ignored as Lazy is busy ranting about how he wanted to mount the tablet above the oven. Counting in Spanish.
Lazy got everything out to make lunch, Aurora started crying and she had to feed her. The girls swooped in, took half the ingredients, used half the gadgets they own and left their rubbish all over. Isla gets the blame. Spring is in the air. Singing.
Isabelle asks Lazy if there’s any garlic seasoning as she’s starving. She tells her it’s in the pantry. Lazy is cleaning her breadboard and moving various things around to hide the wires of the Show. Cackling at her egg muffins. Cackling at a shit Alexa Christmas joke. She’ll vlog the joke everyday.
Lazy has had an argument with the hospital but isn’t going into it. She has the biggest headache. Ear syringing isn’t available on the NHS anymore and she’s shocked. The hospital have given her the number of a lady who can go to the manor and do it. Specsavers do it too. She’s got an appointment for her hair next week and Esmé and Isabelle the week after.
Lazy is enraged. Jace has dropped Aurora’s toy. Lazy asks Mila to be a big girl and pick it up. She’s waiting for two NHS appointments from gynaecology. She got a last minute cancellation appointment on 31st January. They’d left for the van trip the week before so she declined it and was told another one would be booked. She got one for 27th March at 8:45am. She doesn’t want to rush out on precious baby boy King Jaceus Christ’s birthday. She doesn’t know whether the appointment is for Cystopher or the caesarean mix-up. She replied to the message to rebook a week ago but hadn’t heard anything so she called the hospital to be told she’d been discharged for not attending two appointments.
Too right; some people suffer with excruciating pain for months/years and here she is thinking she’s the Princess of Lincolnshire, and deserves to be waited on hand and foot. Yet when people offer her help she declines and it’s all the other person’s fault. Cheeky bitch. Lazy wasn’t given enough notice for the first appointment and wasn’t in the country. The second she would’ve gone to if she knew they’d discharge her, but as it’s her 5 year old’s birthday she chose to rebook. The receptionist said it was hospital policy and that Lazy would need to be re-referred by her GP. It’s not on. She's enraged. The letter said she could rebook. The lady said Lazy was meant to contact them if she couldn’t attend. The GP didn’t refer her to start with. When she went to her follow up appointment for Aurora she asked the man to hurry along her appointment but he said it was nothing to do with him blah blah blah.
Lazy asked what the appointment is for. The receptionist sighed and said she’d go and speak to her manager. The manager said she could reopen Lazy’s file but there’s no appointments until at least May. If she doesn’t accept the first appointment straight away they’ll discharge her again. Lazy is so angry. She should’ve said this is completely unacceptable treatment. She has six chuldren and understands the NHS is busy. The appointment isn’t for the MRI. Lazy will get her appointment date at the end of next week. She’s really mad because she should’ve said she was sorry but she’s a busy mum of six and if there’s a problem with the appointment she’ll call and try to rearrange.
Busy mum of six. She does nothing all day and the girls or Creepstopher do most of the childcare anyway.
He barely lets go of Aurora. Rant about how it isn’t her fault she needs the appointment to start with if it’s the caesarean. She surgeon didn’t know what “he” was tying on her insides.
Wasn’t the surgeon a woman? I remember Lazy said she asked whether she wanted her tubes to be tied before she went down to theatre and again before she cut them.
Lazy is frustrated. Don’t attack her in the comments. She’s grateful for the NHS but doesn’t feel like they should be able to speak to her like that. She’s got a headache. She’s ending the vlog. The only thing happening now is dinner even though it’s 4pm.
End of vlog
Was whoever wrote this having a seizure whilst doing so or did Isla write it herself?
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48 grand a month and they rode up a a ski mountain and shared soup because it was so expensive. They can only afford to get two of the girls haircuts. Poor Isla will have to wait until next months £2.021 from YouTube. People on £48 grand a month aren’t missing medical appointments because you got a free nights stay at a spa in Norway. They’re not giving their daughter a “We owe you one car!” for her 18th birthday. Sarah is probably going shopping to ToysRgarage for Islas 12th birthday presents because they can’t afford to get her branded presents like Esme. She’s probably getting Kindi kids and “We owe you bedroom decor” like last year. Chris is desperate to have people believe they’re doing well. He thought he’d end up like all the other bigger YouTubers having exotic holidays and woooohooooooing his way past muscle beach on his rollerblades, wearing his beanie and stained rash guard. He thought he was headed to the top but in reality the channel is dying. They can’t afford to do any of the holidays or any of the treats and things that used to do so they’re stuck doing the same thing vlog after the vlog. Their life isn’t the least bit interesting. They’re both so unpleasant, bitter and miserable and it shows on the vlog. They don’t do anything. It’s either Sarah opening a giant 4ft box of plastic craft she got from Temu for about £8.99. Mentioning the snack cupboard or the van. Creepy hoovering or talk of the playroom being decorated again. Anybody earning £48.000 a month wouldn’t be living the life they do. They can’t even do a plane holiday unless it’s gifted. Isla and Isabelle don’t seem to have any money to spend unless nana has been on the scene and speaking of nana, someone on 48 grand a week wouldn’t keep saying “Oh I hope the shop has mobility scooters to rent because nana struggles with walking.” A cheap mobility scooter costs about £750 in Argos and they can’t afford to buy one? Come off it Creepy! Nobody is buying those screenshots! 
