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DANGEROUS & INACCESSIBLE TROLLFJORD TOUR BY ELECTRIC BOAT LOFOTEN
The Inghams are getting a stomp on this morning leaving their musty, dusty, dirty van. Cackle. The roads in Norway are dirty as the snow is disappearing. They’re going on a fjord boat tour. Tomorrow they’re driving home so they decided last minute to squeeze in one last thing. Lazy’s favourite place in Norway is Lofoten. Me me me me me; and we wonder where Esmé gets it from. One of the best things to do in Lofoten is a 4 hour cruise.
The Inghams board the boat. Tour of the boat. Lazy and Aurora. Lazy films the sunshine through the filthy window.
This boat is super super cool because it’s a silent electric boat. Lazy has concluded that Norway is her favourite country in Scandinavia because you can’t beat the unmatched beauty of the mountains. Lofoten is her favourite place in Norway with unmatched beauty and it’s stooooonin and magical. She wanted to create one more memory before going home so they decided on this. The fjords and mountains have been a big part of the trip. Only because they’re free and the skint Inghams can’t afford any proper tourist attractions. They’re doing the Trollfjord trip; the irony. Careful Inghams, you might bump into some of the haterz who have escaped their parents’ basements. Fisherman’s wife statue that’s waved goodbye to and welcomed back fishermen for decades. This is a unique opportunity as the fjord is only accessible by boat or a 10km hike over mountains. The lazy Inghams would never do the hike though, even if the kids were older.
The guides on the boat are knowledgeable and “gave lots of knowledge”. Lazy loves history and learning. Funny how when they go to London the history buffs never visit historical tourist attractions such as Tower of London, Westminster Abbey and St Paul’s Cathedral. There’s an outdoor deck and indoor deck. Today the girls learnt that a fjord is a part of the ocean. Lazy and Creepstopher thought they’d learnt that the last time they were there. Home schooling is going well!
Lazy and Isabelle collect five hot chocolates. Footage of the sea. Jace and Isabelle drink their hot chocolates. They want to sit at the back of the boat and refuse to join the rest of the family as they have windows all around them. They’ve just seen sea eagles. They saw four sat down and one flying. Does Lazy realise birds STAND not sit on cliffs. They’re STANDING on their LEGS. Thick piece of shit she is. I bet she didn’t know what a fjord was either. Screeching about mountains. Lazy is fascinated by the water as it looks like a lake.
Sea Eagles are the fourth of the largest eagles. They used to be heavily hunted in Norway, partly for their meat but also because they abused farmers by eating their sheep. The farmers started hunting them using a pulley system of sheep intestines. They’d grab them and kill them with their bare hands, chop off their feet and claws and sell them. Such family friendly content for their young audience. Sea Eagles are white feathered and 4 year olds have very bright white feathers. They get whiter as they get older.
Creepstopher tells us the water looks translucent and crazy. Pearlescent. Sailing into Trollfjord. People have gathered outside.
Creepstopher heads inside to get out of the wind. They’re in the fjord and the boat is about to turn off all its engines and run on one engine so it’s silent for 40 minutes. It’s blew his mind as they turned into the fjord. Everything is insanely beautiful. Footage of the fjord. They reach the end of the fjord and are turning around to go back. This is one of the best things Creepstopher has seen in his entire life.
Mila is colouring a picture of a sea eagle. Creepstopher and Lazy have learnt they if you zoom in on the west side of northern Norway on the map on your phone you can see how wet it is and how many fjords there are. One things they didn’t know is there’s only one opening to a fjord and it’s both the entrance and exit. There’s a water mark on the mountains where the water level rises when the snow melts. There’s teeny tiny icebergs. Creepstopher wanted to buy a house on a lake in Sweden last week but now they need one in Norway so they can explore the fjords. You’d never get bored in Lofoten.
The boat is sending down the water drone. The guide points out the sea urchins. They’re made into lights in Lofoten.
Creepstopher heads outside to his hot wife overlooking the ocean. Leonardo DiCunt and Kate Wanker spend some time together. Mountains. Funeral music. Jace runs around the boat. The Inghams disembark the boat. Lazy tells Jace to be careful. He runs in front of Mila and almost knocks her over.
The Inghams are in a restaurant. It’s the very last day of the trip so to celebrate they’re eating out for a change. They haven’t eaten out so much on this trip. It costs the same to buy ingredients as it does to eat out. They’re at a gorgeous Italian place. Esmé and Isla have carbonara. Isabelle has shrimp and mushroom pasta. Creepstopher has a pepperoni pizza. Of course we’re not shown what Lazy has.
The Aurora appears as the Inghams return to the van. Isla spotted it. It’s very faint but you can see it very well. It’s 7pm. It will be an active night. Time lapse.
The trip has been so much more fun for Lazy than the last one as she isn’t pregnant. There will probably still be a vlog tomorrow but they’re taking a few days off as they’re driving and don’t want the pressure of having to find things to vlog. They’re making a stop in Germany. They’ll probably film something to put together. The girls take the mick out of her for the Mini Vlog Mondays so she doesn’t do them anymore.
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The Inghams are getting a stomp on this morning leaving their musty, dusty, dirty van. Cackle. The roads in Norway are dirty as the snow is disappearing. They’re going on a fjord boat tour. Tomorrow they’re driving home so they decided last minute to squeeze in one last thing. Lazy’s favourite place in Norway is Lofoten. Me me me me me; and we wonder where Esmé gets it from. One of the best things to do in Lofoten is a 4 hour cruise.
The Inghams board the boat. Tour of the boat. Lazy and Aurora. Lazy films the sunshine through the filthy window.
This boat is super super cool because it’s a silent electric boat. Lazy has concluded that Norway is her favourite country in Scandinavia because you can’t beat the unmatched beauty of the mountains. Lofoten is her favourite place in Norway with unmatched beauty and it’s stooooonin and magical. She wanted to create one more memory before going home so they decided on this. The fjords and mountains have been a big part of the trip. Only because they’re free and the skint Inghams can’t afford any proper tourist attractions. They’re doing the Trollfjord trip; the irony. Careful Inghams, you might bump into some of the haterz who have escaped their parents’ basements. Fisherman’s wife statue that’s waved goodbye to and welcomed back fishermen for decades. This is a unique opportunity as the fjord is only accessible by boat or a 10km hike over mountains. The lazy Inghams would never do the hike though, even if the kids were older.
The guides on the boat are knowledgeable and “gave lots of knowledge”. Lazy loves history and learning. Funny how when they go to London the history buffs never visit historical tourist attractions such as Tower of London, Westminster Abbey and St Paul’s Cathedral. There’s an outdoor deck and indoor deck. Today the girls learnt that a fjord is a part of the ocean. Lazy and Creepstopher thought they’d learnt that the last time they were there. Home schooling is going well!
Lazy and Isabelle collect five hot chocolates. Footage of the sea. Jace and Isabelle drink their hot chocolates. They want to sit at the back of the boat and refuse to join the rest of the family as they have windows all around them. They’ve just seen sea eagles. They saw four sat down and one flying. Does Lazy realise birds STAND not sit on cliffs. They’re STANDING on their LEGS. Thick piece of shit she is. I bet she didn’t know what a fjord was either. Screeching about mountains. Lazy is fascinated by the water as it looks like a lake.
Sea Eagles are the fourth of the largest eagles. They used to be heavily hunted in Norway, partly for their meat but also because they abused farmers by eating their sheep. The farmers started hunting them using a pulley system of sheep intestines. They’d grab them and kill them with their bare hands, chop off their feet and claws and sell them. Such family friendly content for their young audience. Sea Eagles are white feathered and 4 year olds have very bright white feathers. They get whiter as they get older.
Creepstopher tells us the water looks translucent and crazy. Pearlescent. Sailing into Trollfjord. People have gathered outside.
Creepstopher heads inside to get out of the wind. They’re in the fjord and the boat is about to turn off all its engines and run on one engine so it’s silent for 40 minutes. It’s blew his mind as they turned into the fjord. Everything is insanely beautiful. Footage of the fjord. They reach the end of the fjord and are turning around to go back. This is one of the best things Creepstopher has seen in his entire life.
Mila is colouring a picture of a sea eagle. Creepstopher and Lazy have learnt they if you zoom in on the west side of northern Norway on the map on your phone you can see how wet it is and how many fjords there are. One things they didn’t know is there’s only one opening to a fjord and it’s both the entrance and exit. There’s a water mark on the mountains where the water level rises when the snow melts. There’s teeny tiny icebergs. Creepstopher wanted to buy a house on a lake in Sweden last week but now they need one in Norway so they can explore the fjords. You’d never get bored in Lofoten.
The boat is sending down the water drone. The guide points out the sea urchins. They’re made into lights in Lofoten.
Creepstopher heads outside to his hot wife overlooking the ocean. Leonardo DiCunt and Kate Wanker spend some time together. Mountains. Funeral music. Jace runs around the boat. The Inghams disembark the boat. Lazy tells Jace to be careful. He runs in front of Mila and almost knocks her over.
The Inghams are in a restaurant. It’s the very last day of the trip so to celebrate they’re eating out for a change. They haven’t eaten out so much on this trip. It costs the same to buy ingredients as it does to eat out. They’re at a gorgeous Italian place. Esmé and Isla have carbonara. Isabelle has shrimp and mushroom pasta. Creepstopher has a pepperoni pizza. Of course we’re not shown what Lazy has.
The Aurora appears as the Inghams return to the van. Isla spotted it. It’s very faint but you can see it very well. It’s 7pm. It will be an active night. Time lapse.
The trip has been so much more fun for Lazy than the last one as she isn’t pregnant. There will probably still be a vlog tomorrow but they’re taking a few days off as they’re driving and don’t want the pressure of having to find things to vlog. They’re making a stop in Germany. They’ll probably film something to put together. The girls take the mick out of her for the Mini Vlog Mondays so she doesn’t do them anymore.
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Mentioning about everyone having a ‘low IQ’ because Sarah said no one would get his joke & then a really stupid pronunciation of co-op after posts made about how they pronounce it on the vlogs.
