There can be only a handful of hairstyles which clearly signal that the wearer suffers from serious mental health issues. He looks absolutely nuts. Presumably his mum has cut it for him, as there’s no way he braved a barbers, the big baldy bastard.
All I could think of was oil of primrose that women took for sore boobs on the ninety’s. Made your hair as greasy as theirsThey didn’t even show the clip of the weird theme park name reveal they did with the girls on holiday… guessing they’ve changed it since then?
Primrose is a nicer middle name than Roseavee… if I had to pick
It's too late but I wish we could have 'he looks like my neighbour Irene' as the next thread titleYou lost me at Irene!!! OMG!!!
Daddy Ingram certainly doesn’t have long legs.He's had it cut, so he's actually asked someone to do it like that. They must be baffled when he turns up. The 'daddy longlegs special'
Fkin ell he looks roughBABY GIRL NUMBER 6 SPECIAL NAME REVEAL
Funeral music to drone shots of Norway, the van and the Arctic Roadtrip. Pregnancy test clip. Snog. Writing in sand.
Lazy welcomes us to the vlog with Dinky Dot VI in her arms and Creepstopher ponce sat beside them with his usually punchable smug face. He looks like he smells of bins today. So many people have been anticipating this. A lot of people will never have watched them before so Lazy has to explain why two names will be revealed. They spent a lot of hours thinking and one name fit perfectly. It’s a name Lazy considered for Jace if he’d been a girl. Creepstopher brought it up for Dinky Dot VI. She liked a name slightly better but doesn’t now and thinks she fits her name perfectly. Of course he replies “definitely”. They still haven’t called her it yet. Dinky Dot VI is 12 days old. The name Lazy liked is what she’ll be called for short… maybe. Only if Creepstopher approves.
Photos of the van in Norway. Pregnancy test sticks. Northern lights. Creepstopher’s breathy laugh and “oh my god”. He chucks the pregnancy test at the girls. Forced tears. Sex reveal. Bump shots. Photos and clip from birth vlog.
Funeral music. The kids all have their hands on top of each other next to Dinky Dot VI, who is asleep on a dog bed. They remove their hands and Lazy removes a wooden balloon to reveal Dinky Dot VI is named Aurora. Lazy picks her up and kisses her to reveal her “Aura” embroidered cardigan. Mila says “welcome Aura, Aurora”.
Creepstopher says they couldn’t be happier with Aurora. There wasn’t a name that was more fitting. They found out they were pregnant in Norway and saw the Northern Lights. It’s perfect and makes Lazy want to cry. It was the most magical time they’d had in their family bubble. Creepstopher’s fringe looks like it has been hacked at with a butter knife and then the local garage has poured their leftover rubbed on his head. Aurora is different and Lazy likes names that are different. Aura is four letters like the other kids.
Aurora is 12 days old and they haven’t got her full name. Time for a backstory. It was a very hot night in Valencia. They parked up because a piece of equipment broke on the camera and Creepstopher needed to pick a new one up the next day. It was 50° with no air con and the hottest night of their lives. Creepstopher decided on the first name and they all decided he could choose the first and second names. Lazy’s face tells a totally different story. Their chuldren in general have four names. In tradition since Esmé, the third name has been a special relative so it’s meaningful. They’d used their last one with Mila. Poor Nannar Jean. They could choose Nell/Nellie or Noelle for Lazy's dad, Neil. They’ve decided they might not go through the meaningful name route with this baby but Lazy wants to. They agreed on the second name in the van but now Aurora is here, Lazy has reneged on the second name. She says he’s lying.
Lazy likes Orabella. That was probably the original name for Oral B. She thinks it’s gorgeous. Creepstopher thinks it sounds like a cow’s name. He likes it now. Lazy likes Bella for the second name. Nothing says “I love you” like naming your child after a teenager your husband was (probably still is) sexually attracted to. Lazy likes Aurora Primrose but he isn't keen. One name Creepstopher liked when looking at weird names was Rosavie. He still really loves it because it’s like Aurora Borealis. Aurora Bella isn’t as special. They have a meaningful name they could use. If they go for Aurora Rosavie he wants Aurora Bella Rosavie Ingham. The meaningful name doesn’t flow as well so isn’t as important to him. Lazy says it doesn’t need to flow as it doesn’t get used.
They’re only in the first week with 12 day old Aurora so have time to register her. They’ll let us know her name when they’ve stopped arguing and Lazy “gives in and lets me have my way”. Like he has this whole bleeping pregnancy, and with the one before and the one before that. Creepstopher says they agreed on this in the van before quickly saying it’s a joint decision and that’s what it will be in the end.
Creepstopher hopes this vlog moved us a bit. Moved us to the toilet because it’s the type of vlog you’d watch to pass the time whilst having a tit. It’s been a pleasure watching the vlogs back whilst cryingtears of boredom.
Aurora name meaning. Something about light after darkness.
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The state of him looks like he's dipped his baldy little head in a chip pan.... Too much grease for an air fryerBABY GIRL NUMBER 6 SPECIAL NAME REVEAL
Funeral music to drone shots of Norway, the van and the Arctic Roadtrip. Pregnancy test clip. Snog. Writing in sand.
Lazy welcomes us to the vlog with Dinky Dot VI in her arms and Creepstopher ponce sat beside them with his usually punchable smug face. He looks like he smells of bins today. So many people have been anticipating this. A lot of people will never have watched them before so Lazy has to explain why two names will be revealed. They spent a lot of hours thinking and one name fit perfectly. It’s a name Lazy considered for Jace if he’d been a girl. Creepstopher brought it up for Dinky Dot VI. She liked a name slightly better but doesn’t now and thinks she fits her name perfectly. Of course he replies “definitely”. They still haven’t called her it yet. Dinky Dot VI is 12 days old. The name Lazy liked is what she’ll be called for short… maybe. Only if Creepstopher approves.
Photos of the van in Norway. Pregnancy test sticks. Northern lights. Creepstopher’s breathy laugh and “oh my god”. He chucks the pregnancy test at the girls. Forced tears. Sex reveal. Bump shots. Photos and clip from birth vlog.
Funeral music. The kids all have their hands on top of each other next to Dinky Dot VI, who is asleep on a dog bed. They remove their hands and Lazy removes a wooden balloon to reveal Dinky Dot VI is named Aurora. Lazy picks her up and kisses her to reveal her “Aura” embroidered cardigan. Mila says “welcome Aura, Aurora”.
Creepstopher says they couldn’t be happier with Aurora. There wasn’t a name that was more fitting. They found out they were pregnant in Norway and saw the Northern Lights. It’s perfect and makes Lazy want to cry. It was the most magical time they’d had in their family bubble. Creepstopher’s fringe looks like it has been hacked at with a butter knife and then the local garage has poured their leftover rubbed on his head. Aurora is different and Lazy likes names that are different. Aura is four letters like the other kids.
Aurora is 12 days old and they haven’t got her full name. Time for a backstory. It was a very hot night in Valencia. They parked up because a piece of equipment broke on the camera and Creepstopher needed to pick a new one up the next day. It was 50° with no air con and the hottest night of their lives. Creepstopher decided on the first name and they all decided he could choose the first and second names. Lazy’s face tells a totally different story. Their chuldren in general have four names. In tradition since Esmé, the third name has been a special relative so it’s meaningful. They’d used their last one with Mila. Poor Nannar Jean. They could choose Nell/Nellie or Noelle for Lazy's dad, Neil. They’ve decided they might not go through the meaningful name route with this baby but Lazy wants to. They agreed on the second name in the van but now Aurora is here, Lazy has reneged on the second name. She says he’s lying.
Lazy likes Orabella. That was probably the original name for Oral B. She thinks it’s gorgeous. Creepstopher thinks it sounds like a cow’s name. He likes it now. Lazy likes Bella for the second name. Nothing says “I love you” like naming your child after a teenager your husband was (probably still is) sexually attracted to. Lazy likes Aurora Primrose but he isn't keen. One name Creepstopher liked when looking at weird names was Rosavie. He still really loves it because it’s like Aurora Borealis. Aurora Bella isn’t as special. They have a meaningful name they could use. If they go for Aurora Rosavie he wants Aurora Bella Rosavie Ingham. The meaningful name doesn’t flow as well so isn’t as important to him. Lazy says it doesn’t need to flow as it doesn’t get used.
They’re only in the first week with 12 day old Aurora so have time to register her. They’ll let us know her name when they’ve stopped arguing and Lazy “gives in and lets me have my way”. Like he has this whole bleeping pregnancy, and with the one before and the one before that. Creepstopher says they agreed on this in the van before quickly saying it’s a joint decision and that’s what it will be in the end.
Creepstopher hopes this vlog moved us a bit. Moved us to the toilet because it’s the type of vlog you’d watch to pass the time whilst having a tit. It’s been a pleasure watching the vlogs back whilst cryingtears of boredom.
Aurora name meaning. Something about light after darkness.
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Baldylocks and the three hairs
How utterly ridiculous. Isla's OCD miraculously disappeared after reading a book an Ifam sent and Lazy’s 'grieving period' is over after Ifam crawled up her selfish toad arse.
Either that or they ran out of food for the Guinea Pigs.Bet he's attacked it himself with the kitchen scissors
Bet he's attacked it himself with the kitchen scissorsHe's had it cut, so he's actually asked someone to do it like that. They must be baffled when he turns up. The 'daddy longlegs special'
This is all I can see when thinking of Chris’ “hairstyle”…and I use the term “hairstyle” in its loosest sense........is that a 'comb over'???
Esme been drawing his eyebrows on with a sharpie ?Never thought I’d say it but
Chris put your beanie back on
and Sarah take a long hard look at the smug twit you are married to
I loved Derick. One of those programs that had you sobbing one minute and laughing the nextThis is all I can see when thinking of Chris’ “hairstyle”…and I use the term “hairstyle” in its loosest sense.