I ALMOST CAPSIZE A MOTOR BOAT WITH MY FAMILY ON! 🫣
Esmé whispers a secret in Lazy’s ear. She won’t tell Isla what it is. Big Frank has turned up on Lazy’s mouth again. Isla is wearing a 70s dress. Isabelle asked her to pass her her shoes (which were right in front of her) as she was too lazy to take her bag off her shoulder and put her drink down. If that girl used one of her brain cells her head would explode. They’re heading to the pebble beach and it looks really nice. There’s a stack in the water and it was created in the 1950s. Isla is going swimming.
Walking to the beach. Creepstopher sees a sign that you can hire engine boats. He tells Babe he’s leaving her for an hour. Only six people are allowed in the boat. Lazy moans about her moon face. It’s got fat suddenly. She’s happy staying on land. Creepstopher reminds us he wants to buy a boat for next summer.
Esmé is terrified of Creepstopher driving the motorboat because he doesn’t know what he’s doing. He has an emergency phone number to ring if anything goes wrong. Giggle.
Shot of the motor. Creepstopher and all the kids are on the boat. Only good husbands leave their wives alone when she could go into labour at any moment. Isabelle screeches as the boat is so scary. She doesn’t like the sea but it’s so pretty. Singing of Row Your Boat. Isabelle wants to go to France. Creepstopher wanted to see the coastline from the actual sea. They’re heading to the stacks. Very lot of screeching from Jace. He wants to go faster. Creepstopher goes over a bump with a big wave behind it and they almost capsize. Screeching and screaming.
Lazy waddles up the hill for an ice cream. After 10 minutes a boat begins to return. She stands up waving at them and they’re waving back at her. She realises it’s a different family. She had to get up and move away.
Creepstopher ‘accidentally’ pulls out the emergency cord and cuts the engine. It’s fine because he knows what to do. He tells everyone to be quiet for a minute but Jaceus Christ ignores him. Creepstopher can’t believe how nice it is. They have a bit of chop but it’s so relaxing and nice. This is why he wants to get a boat. Imagine taking it to Greece ora prison lakes in Switzerland. Esmé and Isla seem to be on board with his plan. Jace leans over the side of the boat and babysitter Isabelle is left to stop him falling overboard. Wooohooooooo from Father of the Year. He lets Jace take control of the motor. If they go in the opposite direction they’ll get to Disneyland Paris. Isabelle says it’s too far. Creepstopher seems excited that Lazy isn’t on the boat with them.
Isabelle now has control of the motor. Creepstopher seems to have been drunk this whole boat ride. He tells her to give it some welly. The Endless Summer song has played throughout the vlog. “Summers around the corner” - missed it mate.
The dangerous part is heading back to shore. Jace is bored and sad. Creepstopher says they can rock their boat all the time when they get one soon
Lazy asks Mila if she saw big bad Barry. He was in the boat with her you thick bint. Big Bad Barry is out at the sea. Lazy loves Mila’s stories. She says what might sound like “duck off” and I think she says Jace said it. Lazy says she’s saying “flew off”. Jace screeches that he didn’t fall off. 16:08 definitely sounds like “duck off”. Cackling as Mila tells Barry to go away.
The girls have come to get an ice cream. Lazy always goes for cherry but her whippy was delicious. Outside everyone eats their ice creams. Mila drops hers so has to share Jace’s. I wouldn't put it past Jace to have knocked it out of her hands. Lazy tells her not to touch it and that she’s going to clean it up.
The Inghams have been back at the van for a couple of hours. They finished with dinner and cleaned up afterwards. Wondertivity on Instagram has gifted something to Jace and Mila. They’re the most gorgeous high quality activity books you’ve ever seen in your whole life. They’re proper keepsakes for generations and generations. They’re for 3+. Lazy has had it for ages and kept forgetting to give it to Mila. Footage of her playing with the book. Lazy seems very demanding and impatient when Mila won’t undo the laces the way she wants her to.
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Esmé whispers a secret in Lazy’s ear. She won’t tell Isla what it is. Big Frank has turned up on Lazy’s mouth again. Isla is wearing a 70s dress. Isabelle asked her to pass her her shoes (which were right in front of her) as she was too lazy to take her bag off her shoulder and put her drink down. If that girl used one of her brain cells her head would explode. They’re heading to the pebble beach and it looks really nice. There’s a stack in the water and it was created in the 1950s. Isla is going swimming.
Walking to the beach. Creepstopher sees a sign that you can hire engine boats. He tells Babe he’s leaving her for an hour. Only six people are allowed in the boat. Lazy moans about her moon face. It’s got fat suddenly. She’s happy staying on land. Creepstopher reminds us he wants to buy a boat for next summer.
Esmé is terrified of Creepstopher driving the motorboat because he doesn’t know what he’s doing. He has an emergency phone number to ring if anything goes wrong. Giggle.
Shot of the motor. Creepstopher and all the kids are on the boat. Only good husbands leave their wives alone when she could go into labour at any moment. Isabelle screeches as the boat is so scary. She doesn’t like the sea but it’s so pretty. Singing of Row Your Boat. Isabelle wants to go to France. Creepstopher wanted to see the coastline from the actual sea. They’re heading to the stacks. Very lot of screeching from Jace. He wants to go faster. Creepstopher goes over a bump with a big wave behind it and they almost capsize. Screeching and screaming.
Lazy waddles up the hill for an ice cream. After 10 minutes a boat begins to return. She stands up waving at them and they’re waving back at her. She realises it’s a different family. She had to get up and move away.
Creepstopher ‘accidentally’ pulls out the emergency cord and cuts the engine. It’s fine because he knows what to do. He tells everyone to be quiet for a minute but Jaceus Christ ignores him. Creepstopher can’t believe how nice it is. They have a bit of chop but it’s so relaxing and nice. This is why he wants to get a boat. Imagine taking it to Greece or
Isabelle now has control of the motor. Creepstopher seems to have been drunk this whole boat ride. He tells her to give it some welly. The Endless Summer song has played throughout the vlog. “Summers around the corner” - missed it mate.
The dangerous part is heading back to shore. Jace is bored and sad. Creepstopher says they can rock their boat all the time when they get one soon
Lazy asks Mila if she saw big bad Barry. He was in the boat with her you thick bint. Big Bad Barry is out at the sea. Lazy loves Mila’s stories. She says what might sound like “duck off” and I think she says Jace said it. Lazy says she’s saying “flew off”. Jace screeches that he didn’t fall off. 16:08 definitely sounds like “duck off”. Cackling as Mila tells Barry to go away.
The girls have come to get an ice cream. Lazy always goes for cherry but her whippy was delicious. Outside everyone eats their ice creams. Mila drops hers so has to share Jace’s. I wouldn't put it past Jace to have knocked it out of her hands. Lazy tells her not to touch it and that she’s going to clean it up.
The Inghams have been back at the van for a couple of hours. They finished with dinner and cleaned up afterwards. Wondertivity on Instagram has gifted something to Jace and Mila. They’re the most gorgeous high quality activity books you’ve ever seen in your whole life. They’re proper keepsakes for generations and generations. They’re for 3+. Lazy has had it for ages and kept forgetting to give it to Mila. Footage of her playing with the book. Lazy seems very demanding and impatient when Mila won’t undo the laces the way she wants her to.
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That dress looks like something my Nan used to wear to church in the 80s. 
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