The Ingham Family #302 Facebook lies, what a surprise, your chuldren are clearly not dinky dot size

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You can actually see where hes smoothed out her legs but left it looking like she’s had a horrible knee accident 🤣 Good old creepy, no matter how hard he tries he always muffs it up 🤣
And the tiny dinky dot hand! (Which doesn't match the other hand!)
 
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Hasn’t she been keeping on about a weird pain that takes her breath away?
 
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Wouldn't it be refreshing if she had written about her struggles she mentions in virtually every vlog, instead of letting herself be photoshopped and pretending she's swimming in the shallows of ecstasy being heavily pregnant?

It would be a lot more engaging than this trite bollocks.
 
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Why did none of the kids have hats on whilst they were at the beach? Especially Jace and Mila - makes me so angry.
 
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I don't know how she does it but Lazy has such a knack for finding the most hideous shoes on the market. Honestly, those Crocs feel like an assault on my eyes. What would you even call that look?..."Hospital Orderly Chic"?

Also bearing in mind how oversized Crocs are (in width), her cankles must be off the chart.

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I RUINED OUR HOLIDAY BECAUSE OF THIS.. 😏😏

Creepstopher welcomes us to a gorgeous day in South Devon. It’s absolutely beautiful. His new favourite spot is in the corner of the veranda watching out on the ocean. You can't get a better view. It’s their third day there after a day off yesterday. They hung around the lodge and loved life. Today they’re off exploring as they haven’t seen anything on the site. They’re at the monstrously big Haven Devon Cliffs. They’re looking forward to going down to the beach. Devon is on the Jurassic Coast. It's been a lazy morning with Creepstopher and Lazy working. The sea looks rough.

Walking. They get some buckets and beach toys from the beach toy recycling bin. Jace gets a fishing net.

It’s Lazy’s crocs’ first trip to the beach. Babe giggles. She’s lost a gem already. Isabelle has dug a hole in the sand to put her feet in. They didn’t bring any beach towels. Beach footage.

Time for Creepstopher, Mila, Isla and Jace to see if they can find any crabs in the rock pools. Creepstopher tells Jace the crabs may be hiding under the plants. Isla says it’s warmer than the Island of Portugal.

Lazy is sweating after having to walk back up the cliff to the caravan. Everyone was looking at her like “you go girl”. More like “what the duck is she doing? Should we call coastguard and get them to send a helicopter?” It was a turbo rough hill. Mila tells Lazy to shush. Creepstopher told her to stop taking her aciclovir tablets. It’s a five day treatment and the cold sore went after two days so he told her to stop taking them. He didn’t think it was a good idea to continue. Big Frank returned. Lazy wishes they’d been more prepared for the beach.

Bumpdate. Esmé thinks Lazy is smaller in this pregnancy. She’s 34 weeks prego.

Creepstopher forgot to take the camera to the supermarket so instead Lazy is doing a haul. Moaning about price of fruit now they have the Guinea Pigs. Strawberries and cream for after dinner. They’re having a random dinner of breakfast wraps with scrambled egg, hash browns, avocado, cheese and spam. The caravan has a DVD player with a big DVD collection but no signal. They’re having to drive to a 5* hotel everyday and sit outside reception to use their Wi-Fi to upload the vlogs. They can’t not upload for a couple of weeks. Lazy got Mila some boy underpants because she can’t get Peppa Pig underwear in her size. The 18-24 months pants are a big too big.

Lazy got Jace a present whilst she was out. She got one for Mila too but she’s asleep on the floor as she’ll sleep anywhere. Lazy has been promising Jace a water gun all summer. She found some for 50p in Tesco. There is one each for him and Mila. Jace gets to choose between blue and green as Lazy is sure Mila won’t mind. She also got Jace a new dinosaur cup. She got Mila a pink fish cup.

Jace and Isla are having an egg and spoon race. Lazy cackles at Creepstopher’s dad jokes. She pans around to the climbing wall in the distance. Esmé is cold. Isla has two wobbly teeth. Jace screeches at Mila to run “wike wis” but Lazy tells him she has to get used to walking first.

Creepstopher lurks behind Lazy. She cackles and tells him to go away. She’s about to give us a tip that could potentially change our lives. Go to Home Bargains buy the screamberry punch candle. She needs to stock up on them as they burn for 95 hours. It’s the nicest smelling candle you’ll ever smell. Lazy could fall through the floor. They went to Home Bargains yesterday to get Prinny a bowl, some more towels and cleaning products. Creepstopher’s favourite anti bacterial wipes are the 59p power action ones.

Jace asks how they put water in the water guns. Mila wants strawberries. Lazy says she can have the last one. Jace asks if he can have the last one and Lazy says he can have the last one as well. He asks for the biggest one. He goes to take a sip of his squash and starts coughing.

Lazy makes the breakfast wraps. After dinner Creepstopher says it’s movie time. They only have a DVD player as Netflix doesnt work. They have a large stack of DVDs. Tonight it’s Liam Neeson Unknown. It’s rated 15 so perfect as all the Ingham chuldren are teenagers now. Liam Neeson is Creepstopher’s favourite actor. Jace chases Mila in the background. If you like Taken you’ll love Unknown.

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I bet he practices this line in front of a mirror, envisioning trolls.
Then he eyefucks himself and add ' I WILL FIND YOU'.
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Not sure if this has already been mentioned but does anyone else find it disgusting that Mila is asleep on the caravan floor? If she’s that tired she will fall asleep (at tea time!) on a floor, the poor girl must be exhausted… get the poor girl to bed at a proper time!! And at least pick her up from the floor and lay her on the bed or sofa. Poor girl 😢
That child is raising herself.
 

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I log on to the Ingham Family tattle pages every day Creepy because they're hilarious. The people on here are some of the funniest, most insightful people that I have ever been lucky enough to come across. What you did to those young teenage girls was despicable and you, because YouTube and UK law is totally tit, got to carry on regardless. We all don't want to miss the day that some under age ifam comes forward with proof of what you sent to her.

I'd way rather be me, reading on here every day and laughing my head off than be you who only has Sarah Ingham's lame jokes to make you laugh. No one would choose to be you, someone who must be looking over their shoulder the whole time. We all know that you live and breathe making us out to be the weirdos to Sarah and Isabelle, so that they think that everything is made up and you are the victim. You sad, tiny balled little man.
 
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does big saz know how to pronounce anything? Acyclovir is pronounced A-Syke-la-veer not asicklavor like how she says it
 
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Now she’s a natural size 16, whatever that means, thought she insisted she was a 14? 🤣😂
 
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Why do parents of chubby/overweight children often let them wear/ get them clothes that are far too tight?
Like guide them/ help them choose clothes that fit better and don’t look ridiculous
When I was out today I saw a poor child exactly like this, clearly ashamed and trying to hide themselves. I felt so sorry for them.

My parents did this, much like Sarah and Chris they were very controlling and wouldn’t accept anything that wasn’t normal e.g. size so would squash me and my, even at 16 E size chest into an A size bra and tiny shirt for school which if I was lucky would just gape open, if not then it would come open, meaning boys AND make teachers stared. Well meaning female teachers would ask why I didn’t ask my mum to measure me and help me get the right size (she would say to them that I insisted on wearing small).

It’s about control and humiliation by others. Keeps children that don’t know better reliant on those doing it to them in the first place.
 
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Why did lazy buy two punnets of strawberries when they’re for a family of seven plus three Guinea pigs and then let the two youngest go ham on them 🙄
They were small punnets as well two large punnets would have been more appropriate.
Why was she moaning about the price of food that’s so odd when her hubby is G musk he’s pumping out the moolah fam.
 
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No mention of any of the kids doing their schooling. Have they forgotten schools returned at start of September. Esme looks bored to tears. Why do they think so little of education.
 
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No mention of any of the kids doing their schooling. Have they forgotten schools returned at start of September. Esme looks bored to tears. Why do they think so little of education.
I thought about this yesterday and wondered if they’d even bother faking that the girls have done anything related to school work. Another weeks holiday next week! Her resting witch face is there again tonight - she’s definitely had enough of this tit show 🤣 Wouldn’t surprise me if she’s seen stuff that’s been written about them recently.
 

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